"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER STUMBLES DURING TRAFFIC STOP ON I-71

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER COMMITTED AN EMBARRASSING FAUX PAS DURING A TRAFFIC STOP ON I-71 OVER THE WEEKEND.

IT SEEMS AS THOUGH "WEASELPECKER" HAD BEEN WEAVING JUST A BIT ON THE HIGHWAY AS HE RETURNED FROM A VISIT TO ONE OF HIS FAVORITE WATERING HOLES IN EUCLID.

AS "WEASELPECKER" WAS TOOLING DOWN THE HIGHWAY, SINGING ALONG WITH "NEGRO" SPIRITUALS PLAYING ON THE RADIO, HE LOOKED UP TO SEE THOSE INFAMOUS BLUE LIGHTS PULSING IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR.

"WEASELPECKER" PULLED OVER TO THE BERM AND QUICKLY DONNED HIS BLACK ROBES, JUST IN CASE.

THE STATE TROOPER APPROACHED, REQUESTED "WEASELPECKER'S" DRIVERS LICENSE AND REGISTRATION.  AS "WEASELPECKER" DUTIFULLY COMPLIED, THE TROOPER DETECTED THE ODOR OF ALCOHOL EMANATING FROM "WEASELPECKER'S" RIDE.

THE TROOPER "INVITED" "WEASELPECKER" OUT OF HIS RIDE AND ADMINISTERED A FIELD SOBRIETY TEST.  NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE TROOPER WASN'T IMPRESSED BY "WEASELPECKER'S" PERFORMANCE AND DECIDED THAT HE HAD TO PROCEED FURTHER.

THE TROOPER TURNED TO "WEASELPECKER" AND STERNLY SAID, "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BLOW."

"WEASELPECKER" IMMEDIATELY DROPPED TO HIS KNEES AND REACHED FOR THE TROOPER'S ZIPPER.

OOPS! "WEASELPECKER'S" BAD!!!

THIS IS JUST THE LATEST MISADVENTURE OF OUR LOVABLE LITTLE BUFFOON, LAPDOG, VILLAGE IDIOT, TOWN WHORE AND PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, A CONFIRMED "ROOSTER (COCK) SUCKER!"