THE MEDINA GASSETTE AND RAT TV SCORE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SENIOR TRAINER AT THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY

 THEY'VE ACCOMPLISHED THE UNIMAGINABLE.  THE MEDINA GASSETTE, WHERE "NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS," AND RAT TV, DEVOTED TO THE EXPLOITS OF CHEESE-EATING RAT BASTARDS LIKE PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA JUDGE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, HAVE TEAMED UP TO SCORE AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JASON BLAHA, YOUTUBE SENSATION AND SENIOR TRAINER AT THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY!

IN LIGHT OF THE MOST RECENT FAILED "INVESTIGATION" (ONE AMONG MANY) IN THE DISAPPEARANCE OF LAFAYETTE TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON, WHOSE REMAINS WERE RECOVERED FROM CHIPPEWA LAKE MUCH TO THE SURPRISE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE, IT ONLY SEEMS APPROPRIATE TO EVALUATE THE EXCELLENT TRAINING MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES RECEIVE AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "SHERLOCK HOLMES," THE FABLED DETECTIVE), A SUBSIDIARY OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY.

SHOWN BELOW IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF JASON BLAHA, SENIOR LAW ENFORCEMENT TRAINER AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION.

AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WELL KNOW, MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES RECEIVE ADVANCED LAW ENFORCEMENT TRAINING AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "SHERLOCK HOLMES," THE FABLED DETECTIVE), A SUBSIDIARY OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY, THE OFFICIAL TRAINING ACADEMY OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.

THE MEDINA GASSETTE AND RAT TV WERE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF BLAHA'S LUNCH BREAK, BETWEEN TRAINING SESSIONS, AND RECORDED THE FOLLOWING INTERVIEW IN THE EMPLOYEES' LOUNGE ON THE MAIN CAMPUS OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dteoMB6_ah4&feature=em-share_video_user

TO BE FAIR, BLAHA CLAIMS THAT, WHILE IN HIGH SKOOL, HE WAS RECRUITED BY THE UNITED STATES CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY (CIA) AS A MERCENARY TO PERFORM "VERY DANGEROUS WORK" IN THE JUNGLES OF SOUTH AMERICA. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE "300 CONFIRMED KILLS."

BLAHA'S CLAIMS SEEM TO BE OUTLANDISH, AT BEST, AND WARRANT SOME SCRUTINY.  LET'S EXAMINE SOME OF HIS CLAIMS, SHOWN ABOVE AND ELSEWHERE, AND PUT THEM TO THE TEST.

JASON BLAHA : "I TRAINED AT THE FARM AT LANGLEY."

BLAHA MAKES AN OBVIOUS REFERENCE TO TRAINING AT CIA HEADQUARTERS, LANGLEY, VA, WHICH IS NOT "THE FARM" WHERE THE CIA CONDUCTS TRAINING.
SHOW BELOW IS WHERE BLAHA, A RESIDENT OF THE STATE OF TEXAS, ACTUALLY "TRAINED" TO SPREAD LIBERAL AMOUNTS OF BULLSHIT.

SHOWN BELOW IS BLAHA'S WEAPON OF CHOICE, WHICH HE CLAIMS IS "ACCURATE TO 1,000 YARDS."

JASON BLAHA : "PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT BACKGROUND,  APTITUDES, AND SKILL  SETS WERE RECRUITED [AS MERCENARIES]."

SHOWN BELOW IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF BLAHA'S FIRST CONFIRMED KILL, THE FIRST OF 300 SUCH CONFIRMED KILLS.

JASON BLAHA : "EVERYTHING WAS DONE CLANDESTINELY."

SHOWN BELOW IS A PHOTO OF BLAHA "OPERATING" IN CLANDESTINE MODE.

JASON BLAHA ON "PATROL" IN  A DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT. SHOWN BELOW.

JASON BLAHA : "I WAS HUNTER OF EXOTIC, VERY DANGEROUS GAME."

JASON BLAHA : "I HAVE EXPERIENCE DOING SNATCH AND GRABS IN THE FIELD."

SHOWN BELOW IS A PHOTO OF ONE SUCH "SNATCH & GRAB" BY BLAHA.

AS A RESULT OF HIS MERITORIOUS SERVICE TO THE CIA IN THE JUNGLES OF SOUTH AMERICA, ALLEGEDLY TRACKING DOWN DRUG CARTEL MEMBERS AND GUN RUNNERS, BLAHA WAS AWARDED THE AGENCY'S MOST DISTINGUISHED HONOR, SHOWN BELOW.

MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS CAN REST EASY KNOWING THAT SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES HAVE RECEIVED THE BEST TRAINING, FROM SUCH EXPERT TRAINERS, THAT MONEY CAN BUY . . . UNTIL THE NEXT REAL CRIME OCCURS OUT IN THE COUNTY!