EXCLUSIVE! JUST IN PHOTOS OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S 2017 SWEARING-IN CEREMONY

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER DONA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY HAS JUST RELEASED EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF "WEASELPECKER'S" 2017 SWEARING-IN CEREMONY TO THE MEDINA GASSETTE, WHERE "NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS!"

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG ARE NOW TREATED TO A PICTORIAL DELIGHT OF THOSE FESTIVITIES AND THE GALA  EVENTS FOLLOWING.

SHOWN BELOW IS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER "SALUTING" HIS SUPPORTERS FROM THE PUBIC WING OF THE MEDINA REPUBLIKKKRAT PARTY AS HE APPROACHES THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION PRIOR TO THE SWEARING-IN CEREMONIES.

SHOWN BELOW IS THE RECEPTION COMMITTEE, ASSEMBLED ON THE STEPS OF THE COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION, AWAITING "WEASELPECKER'S" ARRIVAL AND PREPARED TO ESCORT HIM TO THE CEREMONIES TO BE HELD WITHIN.

ONCE THE CROWD HAD SETTLED IN, "WEASELPECKER' COLLIER PLACED HIS HAND ON HIS PERSONAL BIBLE.

FOLLOWING THESE SOLEMN PROCEEDINGS, "WEASELPECKER' COLLIER LED A CONTINGENT OF HIS SUPPORTERS FROM THE PUBIC WING OF THE MEDINA COUNTY REPUBLIKKKRAT PARTY.

MANY OF THE UNINFORMED AND APATHETIC MEDINA COUNTY VOTERS FOLLOWED "WEASELECKER" COLLIER IN PROCESSION TO THE GALA FOLLOWING THE SWEARING-IN CEREMONIES.

EVEN MEMBERS OF THE YOUNG PUBICS  ORGANIZATION WERE IN ATTENDANCE.

THE EVENTS OF THE DAY WERE COVERED IN FULL BY "REPORTERS" FROM THE MEDINA GASSETTE WHERE "NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS."

THE DAY'S FESTIVITIES WERE CAPPED OFF WITH A WIENER AND MARSHMALLOW ROAST ATTENDED BY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S MOST ARDENT SUPPORTERS FROM THE PUBIC WING OF THE MEDINA REPUBLIKKKRAT PARTY.

TO CELEBRATE THIS SPECIAL DAY, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER PRESENTED DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS AND MAIN SQUEEZE, WITH A VERY SPECIAL GIFT TO COMMEMORATE HIS VERY SPECIAL DAY, CELEBRATING HIS VICTORY OVER THE UNINFORMED AND APATHETIC ELECTORATE OF MEDINA COUNTY.

FIRSTLY, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER GIFTED GARRITY WITH A CURIO OF SORTS, A TOKEN GRAB BAG TO MEMORIALIZE HIS "SPECIAL" DAY.

THEN, BESIDES THE GAG GIFT, SHOWN ABOVE, "WEASELPECKER" GIFTED GARRITY WITH A MORE PERSONALIZED GIFT.

"WEASELPECKER" GIFTED GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) A PAIR OF CROTCHLESS PANTIES SO THAT HE CAN LOOK DOWN AT GARRITY FROM THE BENCH AND BE REMINDED OF HIS GLORIOUS SWEARING-IN CEREMONY WITH EACH AND EVERY GLANCE !!!