After completing a rigorous and extensive course of study in SUSPECT IDENTIFICATION, the best and brightest of Medina County's drug "agents" returned to Medina County, "educated," enthused, and raring to go.
It was time for these drug "agents" to plunge in and identify as many suspects as possible in their "nickel and dime" drug busts, for which they have been widely acclaimed. (HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM "INVESTIGATE," PROSECUTE AND CONVICT A MAJOR DRUG DEALER?)
No sooner said then these highly trained "agents" were on the trail of another scofflaw dealing some pills and, horror of horrors, some potent marijuana which, coincidentally, looked an awful lot like oregano, the kitchen spice used heavily by Italian mothers.
Now, in the world of Medina County drug enforcement, this was a REALLY BIG DEAL. There, of course, was an urgent need to call up the Medina County SWAT TEAM to back up the surveillance team, in the event that this marijuana dealer might have a flat tire in the course of his delivery of a lid of grass and the drug "agents" might be forced to confront this heinous, freckle-faced drug dealer.
All went well, however, and these Medina County drug "agents" observed the delivery of, horror of horrors, marijuana to one of their freckle-faced informants.
There was one major wrinkle in this well-choreographed high-stakes drug buy of, horror of horrors, marijuana. The freckle-faced "drug dealer" had been accompanied by a comely blonde female during the delivery of, horror of horrors, marijuana.
Enter the freshly trained and highly skilled Medina County drug "agents" who had recently completed stressful training in SUSPECT IDENTIFICATION from the instructors at the Keystone Kops Training Academy.
Based in their extensive training in SUSPECT IDENTIFICATION, these highly trained drug "agents" observed that the unidentified blonde female was obviously blond, most certainly lives in Medina County, and concluded that the only probable suspect who matched all of these parameters was Ashley Brown of Rittman, Ohio, pictured below, holding her infant daughter.
So, after verifying the Ashley Brown was unquestionably the blonde female who accompanied the freckle-faced "drug dealer" during the delivery of a minimal amount of, horror of horrors, marijuana, these highly skilled drug "agents" appeared before the Medina County grand jury, which had just returned indictments against several ham sandwiches and a can of sardines as requested by CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, and secured an indictment against Ashley Brown.
The two-count indictment charged Ashley Brown with Complicity to Commit Aggravated Trafficking of Drugs (F-3), and Complicity to Commit Trafficking in, horror of horrors, Marijuana! Both of these heinous crimes were allegedly committed within the vicinity of a juvenile, which of course increases the penalties upon conviction.
Ashley Brown, by now eight months into her pregnancy, was arrested over the Labor Day weekend and thrown into the Medina County Jail until Tuesday to appear in court.
Just like clockwork, sheriff's deputies conveyed her to court on Tuesday in shackles, belly chains, and handcuffs. She was obviously a high-risk prisoner, just like all those drunken drivers taken to court along with her!
Ms. Brown appeared before Medina LAPDOG jUDGE COLLIER WHO NEVER MISSES THE CHANCE TO STICK IT TO AN INNOCENT CITIZEN. LAPDOG COLLIER set Ms. Brown's bail in the amount dictated to him by CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN. LAPDOG SET BAIL AT $30,000.00 FOR THIS YOUNG WOMAN, ALREADY EIGHT MONTHS WITH CHILD. LAPDOG ALSO ORDERED MS. BROWN TO SUBMIT TO TWICE-WEEKLY DRUG TESTING, AT HER OWN EXPENSE!
The blogger takes pause to wonder whether LAPDOG COLLIER considers pre-natal vitamins to be a controlled substance.
IT TURNS OUT, HOWEVER AND CONTRARY TO THE DEDUCTIVE REASONING OF THESE MEDINA COUNTY DRUG "AGENTS," EXHAUSTIVELY TRAINED AND VERSED IN THE SUBJECT OF SUSPECT IDENTIFICATION FROM INTENSIVE TRAINING AT THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY, MS. BROWN IS NOT THE ONLY BLONDE FEMALE LIVING IN MEDINA COUNTY!
THESE HIGHLY SKILLED AND TRAINED MEDINA COUNTY DRUG "AGENTS" GOT IT WRONG! THEY MISIDENTIFIED THE SUSPECT AND INDICTED AN INNOCENT WOMAN - CERTAINLY NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO BE WRONGLY INDICTED BY HOEMAN IN FURTHERING THE OBJECTIVES OF THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM.
HOW CAN THIS SORT OF IDIOCY OCCUR AMONG THE RANKS OF MEDINA COUNTY'S DRUG "AGENTS," YOU MAY ASK? IT SURELY BEATS ME!
AN EVEN MORE INTERESTING QUESTION PRESENTS ITSELF. WHO IS THE JUVENILE PRESENT IN THE VICINITY OF THE EXCHANGE OF THE, HORROR OF HORRORS, MARIJUANA? PERHAPS MS. BROWN'S UNBORN CHILD?
ARE THEY EVEN SURE THAT THE UNIDENTIFIED JUVENILE WASN'T ALSO SELLING, HORROR OF HORRORS, MARIJUANA?
It only took 8 months for Ms. Brown to have the charges dismissed.
The MEDINA GASSETTE quoted DINO HOEMAN'S response to this typical travesty of justice in Medina County. "It's what we do here," stated HOEMAN.
REALLY? THAT CERTAINLY SOUNDS LIKE AN ADMISSION TO THE BLOGGER!
Readers can get the full story at http://thefreethoughtproject.com/police-arrest-8-month-pregnant-woman-5-days-jail-8-months-probation-whoops-wrong-person/
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