'Tis the season to be merry! As we approach the Christmas holiday, most of us are busy with last-minute shopping, trying to figure out just what gifts to buy for family members and close friends.
NOT SO FOR LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER. COLLIER, IT IS SAID, HAS GIVEN THE SAME GIFT BAG, YEAR AFTER YEAR, TO HIS MAIN SQUEEZE, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY. LAPDOG WILL DROPPING THIS LITTLE GIFT BAG UNDER GARRITY'S TREE WITH GLEE!
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE A PEEK INTO LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLER'S GIFT BAG FOR DELIVERY BY SANTA CLAUS TO DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.
PERHAPS AN ASSORTMENT OF JAMS AND JELLIES FROM SMUCKER'S IN ORVILLE?
LET'S JUST SEE . . .
NOPE! JUST PLAIN OLD HIS AND HERS MATCHING JARS OF JELLY. NOT SURE OF THE FLAVOR, THOUGH. WONDER IF IT'S ANY GOOD ON RYE TOAST DURING HIS DAILY "COFFEE BREAK" WITH GARRITY BACK IN LAPDOG'S CHAMBERS?
THERE MUST BE MORE IN LAPDOG'S CHRISTMAS GIFT BAG FOR GARRITY.
LET'S S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK . . .
WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW? TROJAN ADVERTISES THIS PRODUCT "WILL BLOW YOUR HAIR BACK."
THIS CERTAINLY MUST WORK. JUST LOOK AT LAPDOG COLLIER. IN FACT, IT APPARENTLY WORKS SO WELL THAT IT HAS BLOWN LAPDOG'S HAIR INTO THE NEXT COUNTY!
PRUDENCE DICTATES AGAINST LONG-TERM USE. LAPDOG COLLIER APPARENTLY OVERLOOKED THAT CAUTIONARY WARNING!
IT LOOKS LIKE LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER IS LOOKING FORWARD TO A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR, AND BEYOND, WITH DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, HIS MAIN SQUEEZE !!!
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