QUESTION OF THE DAY: DOES LAPDOG COLLIER WEAR BRIEFS OR BOXERS?

The Question of the Day may seem frivolous.  There is, however, a readily available answer.

For the correct answer, readers will have to contact LAPDOG COLLIER'S MAIN SQUEEZE, Medina Court Reporter DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY!

"Why," might you ask, "would DONNA 'HAVE IT YOUR WAY' GARRITY have the answer to the Question of the Day?"

The answer to that question, simply put, is that GARRITY IS LAPDOG COLLIER'S MISTRESS !!!

IT HAS FINALLY ALL COME TOGETHER!  GARRITY HAS NO HESITATION FILING ALTERED AND CORRUPTED TRANSCRIPTS FOR HER "MAIN SQUEEZE," MEDINA LAPDOG CHRISTOPHER COLLIER, MEDINA COUNTY'S PHILANDERING VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE.  THAT DOES RAISE AN INTERESTING QUESTION, HOWEVER.  IF LAPDOG COLLIER IS THE TOWN WHORE, JUST WHAT DOES THAT MAKE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY?

AS AN ASIDE, IT APPEARS THAT LAPDOG COLLIER HAS BEEN HAVING IT HIS WAY FOR QUITE SOME TIME!!!