Readers may recall that Bin Laden met his unfortunate end on May 2, 2011 during a military strike by Navy SEALS at Abbottabad, Pakistan, much to the dismay of LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER.
Even now as he grieves over the loss of OSAMA BIN LADEN, his MENTOR, FRIEND, AND ROLE MODEL, LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER has graciously shared with us, the citizens of Medina County, the last communication he received from BIN LADEN.
BELOW IS THE LAST PHOTO AND MESSAGE THAT LAPDOG COLLIER RECEIVED FROM SHEIKH BIN LADEN.
"Sheikh Safir (Farsi for "Chris"), Greetings from Abbottabad! All is well here in Abbottabad. Praise Allah! I thought I would share with you the latest photograph of my newest wife. She is completely obedient, much like your mistress, mains squeeze, and reporter of court goings-on. Praise Allah! Reports reach me through the mountain goat express that you have successfully imposed Sharia in Medina, the seat of Islam. Praise Allah! I offer you much appreciation for your videotapes of you and your mistress, main squeeze, and reporter of court goings-on. They remain the most favorite of my all in my extensive porn collection. Praise Allah! I offer you my assurances that the eyes of the infidels shall never fall upon them. Curses be upon them! Word has reached me that you continue to fondle your balls, just as when we first met at the Open by the House of Saud. Curses be upon them! I hope to meet with you soon upon my next journey to Medina, Allah willing. When next we meet, I offer you one night of indescribable delight with my new wife, as is our custom for Sheiks from afar. Praise Allah! I have a strong belief that you will much appreciate her more than your mistress, mains squeeze, and reporter of court goings-on! Praise Allah! For now I must bid you adieu, Imam. My new wife is summoning me to the marriage bed. Praise Allah! Salaam! Sheikh Osama."
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