QUESTION OF THE DAY!

OCCASIONALLY, THE BLOGGER ENTERTAINS QUESTIONS FROM READERS OF THIS BLOG.  TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS!

QUESTION: 

"I HAVE NOTICED THAT JUDGE COLLIER NOW  SHAVES HIS HEAD COMPLETELY BALD.  HE USED TO HAVE HAIR AROUND THE LOWER PART OF HIS HEAD.  WHAT GIVES?"

ANSWER: 

THIS IS AN INTERESTING QUESTION THAT THE BLOGGER HAS NOT BEFORE CONSIDERED.  THE BLOGGER CAN ONLY HAZARD A GUESS.

BEST GUESS IS THAT DONNA GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER'S" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAINE SQUEEZE HAS DEMANDED IT!

WHY, YOU MIGHT ASK, WOULD GARRITY DEMAND THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SHAVE HIS HEAD COMPLETELY?

IT IS OBVIOUS THAT ALL THOSE BRISTLES AROUND "WEASELPECKER'S" EARS WERE CHAFING GARRITY'S INNER THIGHS!