IF KOVACK ISN'T CAUGHT JAYWALKING AGAIN FOR A FULL YEAR, WE'LL ALL JUST FORGET THAT "THE PERVE" WAS CONDUCTING HIS REAL ESTATE BUSINESS FROM HIS COUNTY OFFICE AND THAT HE WAS UNLAWFULLY USING HIS MEDINA COUNTY COMPUTER TO RUN THE POLITICAL CAMPAIGN OF JOAN HELLER, HIS OWN POLITICAL CAMPAIGN, TO MAINTAIN A SPREADSHEET OF ALL THOSE HOT BABES FROM MATCH.COM HE WAS DATING, AS WELL AS DOWNLOADING TONS OF PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS.
READERS MAY RECALL THAT, WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT ALL THE PORN FOUND ON HIS MEDINA COUNTY COMPUTER, MIKE "THE PERVE" KOVACK OFFERED NO LESS THAN THREE CONFLICTING ANSWERS:
(A) KOVACK'S 11 YEAR-OLD SON DID IT!
(B) POPEYE, KOVACK'S ROOMMATE AT A NAVAL TRAINING SESSION, DID IT!
(C) WHAT PORNOGRAPHY?
DOES ANYONE SEE A PROBLEM WITH THESE CONFLICTING ANSWERS?
THE NEXT ISSUE IS WHETHER KOVACK IS REALLY A PERVERT. WELL, THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED RELIABLE INFORMATION THAT A SUBSTANTIAL QUANTITY OF PORNOGRAPHY THAT OVERLOADED KOVACK'S MEDINA COMPUTER CONSISTED OF PHOTOS OF "CHICKS WITH DICKS".
IT IS THE PERSONAL OPINION OF THE BLOGGER THAT ANYONE WHO HAS AN INORDINATE FASCINATION AND OBSESSION WITH "CHICKS WITH DICKS" HAS GOT TO BE A REALLY WEIRD DUDE, IN OTHER WORDS, A PERVERT.
THAT NOW LEADS TO THE QUESTION WHETHER CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, IS PROTECTING MIKE "THE PERVE" KOVACK ONLY BECAUSE HE IS A MEMBER OF HOEMAN'S ONGOING CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE.
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT HOEMAN AND KOVACK SHARE SIMILAR INTERESTS ASIDE FROM THEIR CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE? YOU BE THE JUDGE!
SHOWN BELOW IS A REALLY STRANGE PHOTO OF "GODFATHER" DINO HOEMAN TAKEN FROM HIS OWN SELF-SERVING WEBSITE:
NOTICE THE POSSUM-LIKE GRIN ON HOEMAN'S FACE!
WHAT YOU SEE IS HOEMAN, LIKELY STANDING BESIDE KOVACK, IN THE STAIRWELL OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, RAILROAD STATION & BORDELLO, LOOKING UP THE STAIRS TRYING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE UNDER THE SKIRTS OF WOMEN TRAVERSING THE STAIRS.
BIRDS OF THE FEATHER!
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