THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED INFORMATION THAT THE ASPCA IS INVESTIGATING REPORTS THAT ILLEGITIMATE LAPDOG MEDINA "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN CHOKING HIS CHICKEN.
APPARENTLY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS ACQUIRED A PET CHICKEN THAT HE'S NAMED "JOHNSON." IT IS REPORTED THAT "WEASELPECKER" TAKES HIS "JOHNSON" WITH HIM WHEREVER HE GOES, INCLUDING IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURHOUSE. MOSQUE & RAILROAD STATION.
ONE WOULD THINK THAT ANIMALS OF ANY SORT, EXCEPT PERHAPS SERVICE DOGS, WOULD BE BARRED FROM THE COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE & RAILROAD STATION. IT REMAINS UNKNOWN HOW "WEASELPECKER" IS ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT.
PERHAPS HE JUST STUFFS HIS "JOHNSON" INTO HIS SHORTS TO GAIN ENTRY TO THE BUILDING, BUT LIKELY RELEASES HIS "JOHNSON" FROM HIS SHORTS WHEN HE IS SAFELY ENSCONCED IN HIS CHAMBERS WITH HIS COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER'S" PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE,.FOR HIS MORNING "DE-BRIEFING"
THE ASPCA HAS RECEIVED ANONYMOUS REPORTS THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN OBSERVED CHOKING HIS CHICKEN ("JOHNSON") WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY FONDLING HIS BALLS DURING COURT PROCEEDINGS IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1. See prior post at this blog captioned LAPDOG COLLIER SEEN FONDLING HIS BALLS AT GOLF OUTING !!! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2013/09/lapdog-collier-seen-fondling-his-balls.html
IN FACT, OBSERVERS REPORT THAT "WEASELPECKER" HAS BEEN SEEN TO CHOKE HIS CHICKEN ("JOHNSON") SO FURIOUSLY DURING COURT PROCEEDINGS IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 THAT HIS EYEBALLS ARE SAID TO HAVE ROLLED BACK INTO HIS HEAD AS HE EMITTED AN AUDIBLE GASP.
THE ASPCA INTENDS TO PUT A STOP TO THESE VERY PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF ANIMAL ABUSE.
THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER! RESEARCH HAS SHOWN THAT INDIVIDUALS WHO ENGAGE IN ANIMAL ABUSE AND DIRECT THEIR PERVERSE CRUELTY TO VARIOUS HARMLESS ANIMALS, AND THIS INCLUDES PERVERTS WHO CHOKE THEIR CHICKENS, ARE MORE INCLINED TO BECOME SERIAL KILLERS THAN THE NORMAL POPULATION.
THE BLOGGER IS QUITE CERTAIN THAT "ROSEY PALM"QUIST AND HIS FIVE SISTERS, OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR &PICKPOCKET ASSN., SUPPORT THE FINDINGS OF THIS RESEARCH.
AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WILL RECALL, THE BLOGGER REVEALED THE LONGSTANDING SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND HIS PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.
SINCE THAT BLOCKBUSTER REVELATION, "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" HAS MADE EVERY ATTEMPT TO KEEP HIS SORDID LONGSTANDING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP ON THE DOWNLOW.
EVEN SO, THAT HAS NOT PREVENTED "WEASELPECKER" AND GARRITY FROM EXHCHANGING GIFTS AT THE HOLIDAYS. See prior post at this blog captioned IT MUST WORK! LOOK AT LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2014/12/it-must-work-look-at-lapdog-publius.html
IT MAY VERY WELL BE THAT "WEASELPECKER" IS CHOKING HIS CHICKEN ("JOHNSON") OUT OF FRUSTRATION THAT HE HAS NOT HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO HOOK UP WITH GARRITY SO EASILY SINCE THEIR SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN PUBLICLY EXPOSED..
"WEASELPECKER'S" PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY IS NOT IN THE CLEAR. IN FACT, ASPCA INVESTIGATORS SUSPECT THAT MORE THAN ONCE, UNDER THE COVER OF NIGHT, "WEASELPECKER" HAS SLID OVER TO GARRITY'S HOUSE WHERE BOTH HAVE CHOKED HIS CHICKEN ("JOHNSON").
WHILE ASPCA INVESTIGATORS HAVE CONDUCTED COVERT SURVEILLANCE, THEY HAVE YET TO CONFIRM THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND HIS MISTRESS, PARAMOUR, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY STEAL AWAY DURING BUSINESS HOURS TO CHOKE "WEASELPECKER'S" CHICKEN ("JOHNSON"). HOWEVER, THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO PENETRATE THE SANCTITY OF "WEASELPECKER'S" CHAMBERS WHERE, YOU CAN BET, THERE'S PLENTY OF CHICKEN CHOKING GOING ON!
IT IS TRULY A WONDER THAT "WEASELPECKER'S" CHICKEN ("JOHNSON") HAS SURVIVED ALL THIS ABUSE.
THE BLOGGER INTENDS TO FOLLOW THIS STORY CLOSELY AND WILL POST UPDATES AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. STAY TUNED!
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