"WEASELPECKER'S" SASQUATCH HUNT CAME TO NO GOOD END, JUST LIKE EVERYTHING THIS MORON TOUCHES.
AFTER FAILING TO SCORE A HIT ON SASQUATCH ON TWO CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS IN THE VIRGIN WILDERNESS FORESTS OF NEW YORK STATE, "WEASELPECKER" WAS AT LEAST ABLE TO "SCORE" WITH HIS OFFICIAL COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY WHO WAS WAITING FOR HIM PATIENTLY IN THE HONEYMOON SUITE AT THE NEARBY LOVE NEST MOTEL.
AS "WEASELPECKER" SKULKED AWAY FROM THE SASQUATCH HUNTING GROUNDS IN NEW YORK STATE, HIS PREHENSILE TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND TWIDDLING HIS OPPOSABLE THUMBS, THERE WAS A BITTER EXCHANGE OF WORDS BETWEEN "WEASELPECKER" AND THE SASQUATCH GUIDE.
"WEASELPECKER" ACCUSED THE SASQUATCH GUIDE OF BEING A FRAUD AND STAGING BOTH SASQUATCH ATTACKS UPON "WEASELPECKER." IF THAT ISN'T A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.
MOREOVER, "WEASELPECKER" CHALLENGED THE SASQUATCH GUIDE'S COMPELLING EVIDENCE.
WELL, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE HAS CHOSEN TO DISPUTE "WEASELPECKER'S" CHARGE OF FAKERY AND TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE. FOLLOWING IS THE REPLY TO "WEASELPECKER'S" CLAIMS.
GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE OFFERED EVEN MORE COMPELLING EVIDENCE OF HIS LIFE-LONG PURSUIT OF THE SASQUATCH HUNT TO WHICH HE HAD BEEN INTRODUCED BY HIS LATE FATHER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLNPXWYvyOve-SDJ91CvgGlrXnK02v9x6j¶ms%3DOAFIAVgD&v=AvzIAq8ZYd0&mode=NORMAL&app=desktop
GIVEN THE EXTENT TO WHICH "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS, FOR MANY YEARS, ENABLED AND FACILITATED CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, WHO REGULARLY AND ROUTINELY TAMPERED WITH EVIDENCE, IT IS NO WONDER "WEASELPECKER" IS UNABLE TO RECOGNIZE COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE EVIDENCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLNPXWYvyOve-SDJ91CvgGlrXnK02v9x6j¶ms%3DOAFIAVgD&v=AvzIAq8ZYd0&mode=NORMAL&app=desktop
GIVEN THE EXTENT TO WHICH "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS, FOR MANY YEARS, ENABLED AND FACILITATED CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, WHO REGULARLY AND ROUTINELY TAMPERED WITH EVIDENCE, IT IS NO WONDER "WEASELPECKER" IS UNABLE TO RECOGNIZE COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE EVIDENCE!
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