HOE-MAN SWEETENS THE POT
WORD HAS REACHED THE BLOGGER THAT. AS A PARTING GIFT TO THE CITIZENS OF MEDINA COUNTY, HOE-MAN HAS VOWED TO TAKE ALL HIS KNUCKLE-DRAGGING ASS PROSECUTORS WITH HIM AS HE IS BOOTED OUT THE DOOR.
IF TRUE, CITIZENS OF THE COUNTY WILL BE WELL SERVED BY THE SIMULTANEOUS DEPARTURE OF THE FOLLOWING KNUCKLE DRAGGERS: SCOTT SLEAZEBURY, MUSTAFAH FAOUQUOD RAZAVI, AND STA-PUF KERN. THERE IS NOT ONE WHIT OF INTEGRITY AMONG THE ENTIRE GROUP OF THESE SCUMBAGS, ACCOMPLISHED LIARS ONE AND ALL!
ADIOS AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO ALL OF THESE KNUCKLE DRAGGERS, ALL OF WHOM ENGAGED IN A RECURRENT PATTERN OF BAD FAITH AND PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT, AT THE BEHEST OF, AND ENCOURAGED BY, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF HIS PERSONAL ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB.
SECRET SANTA BELATEDLY VISITS THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION JUST AS THE CITIZENS OF MEDINA COUNTY EVICT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN FROM THE PREMISES
AS THE SUN SETS ON THE SHADY LEGAL CAREER OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY DINO HOE-MAN, SECRETS SANTA HAS PAID A VISIT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.
SECRET SANTA'S VISIT TO THE COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION AT THE DEAD OF NIGHT WAS RISKY, INDEED. IT WAS CERTAINLY POSSIBLE, EVEN AT THAT HOUR, THAT SECRET SANTA COULD HAVE EASILY INTERRUPTED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER BOINKING DONNA GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) IN "WEASELPECKER'S" CHAMBERS!
NOTWITHSTANDING THE RISK, SECRET SANTA LEFT A FEW GIFTS IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE FAILURE OF THESE CROOKED POLITICAL HACKS TO SERVE THE PUBLIC WITH THE SLIGHTEST SCINTILLA OF INTEGRITY.
SECRET SANTA'S GIFTS FOR THE "GODFATHER" OF THE MEDINA MOB, CORRUPT PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN.
SECRET SANTA HAS LEFT AN HIGH-FASHION ENSEMBLE OF DESIGNER CLOTHING SURELY TO SERVE HOE-MAN WELL IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
AND, FOR THOSE FORMAL OCCASIONS, LIKE COURT APPEARANCES:
SECRET SANTA, NOT OVERLOOKING HOE-MAN'S NEED TO KEEP UP WITH HIS CONTACTS IN THE MEDINA MOB WHILE HE IS DOWN STATE ON "VACATION," A WRITING TABLET AND PENCIL SET. (PENS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HOE-MAN'S FUTURE "VACATION SUITE" IN BLOCK "B."
VERY CONSIDERATE AND APPROPRIATE GIFTING FROM SECRET SANTA, DON'T YOU THINK?
SECRET SANTA REMEMBERED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AS WELL
GIVEN THE FACT THAT SECRET SANTA CAME TO MEMORIALIZE CORRUPT POLITICIANS, HE JUST COULD NOT OVERLOOK CORRUPT PHILANDERING "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE EMASCULATED LONGTIME LAPDOG OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND A TRUSTED MEMBER OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB.
SECRET SANTA LEFT THE PERFECT GIFT FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER!!!
NOW THAT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY DINO HOE-MAN AND HIS KNUCKLE-DRAGGING AS PROSECUTORS ARE GONE, "WEASELPECKER" WON'T HAVE ANYONE TO MAKE DECISIONS AND RULINGS FOR HIM, OR INSTRUCT HIM HOW TO DEPRIVE CITIZENS OF THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS. QUITE A CONUNDRUM, ALL IN ALL!
AT LEAST "WEASELPECKER" CAN TIE THIS GIFT TO HIS BELT BUCKLE AND PRETEND HE HAS BALLS !!!
WHETHER HE PRETENDS TO HAVE BALLS OR NOT, ONE THING IS CERTAIN. YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON "WEASELPECKER COLLIER" TO NOT DO THE RIGHT THING.
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