JUST HOW NUTTY IS ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER? YOU BE THE JUDGE!

THIS POST IS INTENDED TO GIVE READERS SOME INSIGHT INTO THE VACUOUS SPACE BETWEEN THE EARS OF PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, A DERANGED MENTAL DEFECTIVE.

JUST HOW NUTTY IS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER?  YOU BE THE JUDGE!

ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER "PERFORM" IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION COMES AWAY WITH THE WELL-FOUNDED IMPRESSION THAT "WEASELPECKER" HAS MORE THAN A FEW SQUIRRELS RUNNING AROUND IN THE "ATTIC."

IN FACT, IF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY, YOU CAN HEAR THE SQUIRRELS DRAGGING THEIR NUTS ACROSS THE FLOOR OF "WEASELPECKER'S" HOLLOW CRANIUM.

THE BLOGGER HAS RECENTLY REVEALED THE RATHER SENSITIVE INFORMATION THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, FOLLOWING A BADLY NEEDED INTENSIVE COURSE OF TESTOSTERONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY, ENGAGED A SASQUATCH GUIDE TO PARTICIPATE IN A REALLY "MANLY" PURSUIT, A SASQUATCH HUNT.

"WEASELPECKER" HAS BEEN APPARENTLY EMBARRASSED BY THE PUBLIC DISCLOSURE HE CHOSE TO HUNT BIGFOOT, A LEGENDARY MYTHICAL CREATURE IN MODERN LORE.  IN FACT, SOME MIGHT CONSIDER "WEASELPECKER'S" "MANLY" PURSUIT OF BIGFOOT TO BE JUST A BIT WACKY!  NOTHING NEW WITH THIS MORON!

GIVEN THE TIMING, IT WOULD CERTAINLY SEEM THAT PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS INFURIATED BY THE DISCLOSURE AT THIS BLOG THAT HE CHOSE TO HUNT FOR BIGFOOT, MOTIVATED IN NO SMALL PART BY HIS LONGING TO PRESENT HIS OFFICIAL COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA GARRITY, HIS CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE WITH THE PRECIOUS CHRISTMAS GIFT OF A PAIR OF GENUINE BIGFOOT SLIPPERS, RIGHT FROM THE SOURCE.

OBVIOUSLY DRIVEN BY OUTRAGE AND UNCONSTRAINED ANGER, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS CHOSEN TO SEEK REVENGE UPON THE BLOGGER IN THE ONLY MANNER AVAILABLE TO HIM, SPAM!

SHOWN BELOW IS THE IMAGE OF THE SPAM THAT "WEASELPECKER" CAUSED TO BE SENT TO THE BLOGGER'S EMAIL ADDRESS ON DECEMBER 8, 2016:

AS AN ASIDE, BASED UPON "WEASELPECKER'S" FIXATION UPON ADVERTISEMENTS PERTAINING TO ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, IT IS PATENTLY CLEAR THAT "WEASELPECKER" SUFFERS FROM PENIS ENVY!!!


THE REALLY FUNNY AND IRONIC THING ABOUT "WEASELPECKER'S" INTENDED RETRIBUTION IS THAT THE BLOGGER HAS NOT YET REVEALED THE HILARIOUS OUTCOME OF "WEASELPECKER'S" "MANLY" SASQUATCH HUNT.  READERS WILL CERTAINLY BE AMUSED!

IT IS OBVIOUS THAT PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, A MONUMENTAL FU@@UP, IS NOT AWARE OF THE "DELETE" FUNCTION AVAILABLE IN ALL EMAIL PROGRAMS.

WHAT A DOUCHEBAG !!!