READERS MAY RECALL THAT, IN PRIOR POSTS AT THIS BLOG, THE BLOGGER REVEALED THAT ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS HIRED A GUIDE TO HUNT SASQUATCH AFTER HAVING TAKEN AN INTENSIVE COURSE OF TESTOSTERONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY.
"WEASELPECKER" SEEMS TO HAVE UNDERTAKEN THE CHALLENGING HUNT FOR THIS CRYPTID PRIMARILY TO DEMONSTRATE HIS NEWLY FOUND "MANLINESS" TO ALL OF THE APATHETIC, UNINFORMED CITIZENS WHO ELECTED TO VOTE FOR THIS CROOK TO RETAIN HIS SEAT ON THE BENCH IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL, AND RAILROAD STATION.
THE SASQUATCH GUIDE HAS PROVIDED RECENT INFORMATION THAT "WEASELPECKER" NEEDS TO TAKE PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES TO PREVENT EXPOSURE TO BIOHAZARDS, RABIES IN THE FIRST INSTANCE.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TJlhrYh-p5Q
THE SASQUATCH GUIDE ALSO REPORTS THAT SASQUATCH DROPPINGS MAY VERY WELL BE RADIOACTIVE, THUS POSING YET ANOTHER BIO HAZARD TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sO4Qefzkr-8
MOREOVER, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE REPORTS THAT "SASQUATCH SIGN" PERSIST ON HIS PERSONAL PROPERTY, WHICH HE APTLY DESCRIBES AS A "SASQUATCH HOTSPOT," AND THAT SCIENTISTS FROM CORNELL UNIVERSITY HAVE UNDERTAKEN A STUDY OF SASQUATCH ENVIRONMENTAL FACTORS THAT MAKE THIS PARTICULAR PROPERTY PRIME HABITAT FOR SASQUATCH.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BKXvIC7XZR0
IT IS CLEAR THAT, IN ADDITION TO ACQUIRING A FULL BOX OF "DEPENDS" ADULT DIAPERS, "'WEASELPECKER" NEEDS TO ACQUIRE A HAZMAT SUIT TO PREVENT SERIOUS EXPOSURE TO BIO HAZARDS (WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE "LOADS" HE MAY DROP IN HIS DRAWERS AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF SASQUATCH).
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