HERE'S A ROAD MAP TO SOLVE THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON

IN ORDER TO SOLVE ANY MAJOR VIOLENT CRIME, HOMICIDE INCLUDED, IT HELPS TO THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX!  THIS CERTAINLY APPLIES TO THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.

FROM THE OUTSET, READERS NEED TO ACCEPT CERTAIN PRESUMPTIONS AS A FOUNDATION FOR THE FOLLOWING HYPOTHESES AND REASONABLE COURSE(S) OF ACTION.

FIRSTLY, READERS SHOULD ACCEPT THAT MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES ARE NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULBS.  THE BLOGGER HAS LEARNED THAT FIRSTHAND.

SECONDLY, THE BAD GUY(S) WHO MURDERED BRYON MACRON ARE NOT LIKELY TO HAVE GRADUATED SUMMA CUM LAUDE FROM HARVARD, PRINCETON, OR YALE.  IN FACT, MOST VIOLENT BAD GUY(S) ALTHOUGH BRUTAL, ARE DUMB.  THERE IS NOT A ROCKET SCIENTIST OR BRAIN SURGEON AMONG THEM, BASED ON THE BLOGGER'S MORE THAN 20 YEARS INVESTIGATING VIOLENT CRIMES.

FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, READERS SHOULD ASSUME THAT LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE WAS IN POSSESSION OF HIS PERSONAL CELL PHONE AT THE TIME OF HIS DECEASE.

FOR THE SAKE OF FURTHER ARGUMENT, ASSUME THE BAD GUY(S) ALSO HAS AND HAD A CELL PHONE IN HIS, THEIR POSSESSION AT THE TIME OF THE MURDER.  THAT IS MORE THAN A REASONABLE ASSUMPTION IN THESE DAYS AND TIMES.

SO, HERE IS THE MANNER IN WHICH "INVESTIGATORS" SHOULD PROCEED, RATHER THAN SITTING ON THEIR THUMBS AND DUNKING A FEW DONUTS WHILE MULLING OVER WHETHER MR, MACRON WAS ACTUALLY THE VICTIM OF A HOMICIDE.

STEP ONE

CONTACT MR. MACRON'S CELL PHONE PROVIDER TO DETERMINE WHICH CELL TOWER(S) HIS CELL PHONE WAS PINGING DURING THE TIMES HE WAS KNOWN/BELIEVED TO BE AT HIS TOWNSHIP OFFICE, THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.

STEP TWO

OBTAIN A COURT ORDER FROM PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ORDERING THE CELL PHONE FIRM, OWNING THE CELL TOWER THAT MR. MACRON'S CELL PHONE WAS PINGING, ORDERING THE COMPANY TO TURN OVER RECORDS IDENTIFYING ALL CELL PHONES PINGING THE SAME CELL TOWER AT THE SAME TIME AS MR. MACRON'S CELL PHONE WAS PINGING.  DON'T WORRY, THOUGH.  "WEASELPECKER" WON'T BOTHER TO READ THE APPLICATION FOR A COURT ORDER. HE NEVER DOES, LIKELY BECAUSE HE IS UNABLE TO READ WITH COMPREHENSION.

STEP THREE

SERVE THE COURT ORDER UPON THE FIRM OWNING THE RELEVANT CELL TOWER.

STEP FOUR

TAKE RECEIPT OF THE RELEVANT RECORDS FROM THE CELL TOWER COMPANY FOR PINGS TO THE RELEVANT TOWER AT THE RELEVANT TIME PERIOD ON THE DATE OF THE HOMICIDE.

STEP FIVE

ESTABLISH, BY SUBPOENA IF NECESSARY, THE IDENTITY AND SUBSCRIBER INFORMATION OF EACH CELL PHONE DERIVED FROM THE RELEVANT SYSTEM OF RECORDS.

STEP SIX

POST THE CELL TELEPHONE NUMBERS, THE TIME(S) EACH PHONE HAD BEEN PINGING THE CELL TOWER, THE NAMES, AND ADDRESSES OF EACH CELL PHONE SUBSCRIBER TO AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET.

STEP SEVEN

WHEN THE EXCEL SPREADSHEET IS COMPLETED, YOU NOW HAVE A POOL OF SUSPECTS TO CONSIDER IN THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.

STEP EIGHT

NOW THE REAL WORK BEGINS, THROUGH THE PROCESS OF INTERVIEWS AND INVESTIGATION, BEGIN ELIMINATING SUSPECTS FROM THE SUSPECT POOL OF ALL TELEPHONE SUBSCRIBERS DERIVED FROM THE CELL TOWER RECORDS.

STEP NINE

FOCUS INVESTIGATION ON THE REMAINING SUSPECT(S).

THAT MAY SOUND LIKE A LOT OF WORK, AND IT IS.

BUT THAT'S HOW THE BIG BOYS DO IT!