Once again, the Medina County Chamber of Commerce has held its annual Christmas Spelling Bee. The event is sponsored, in part by George Spudnutt's Medina Gasette, the official oracle of the Chamber of Commerce.
The Chamber of Commerce holds the Medina County Christmas Spelling Bee each year, open only to Medina County "public officials," so that Medina County citizens have the opportunity to observe their elected officials and other members of the local bureaucracy up close and personal.
This year's event, as in past years, was an unqualified success to the extent that Medina County citizens were treated to a display of just how unqualified are their "public officials."
Following are but a few highlights from this year's Medina County Christmas Spelling Bee:
Members of the corrupt Medina County court system did not fare very well, given the level of competition.
MEDINA COUNTY ASS. PROSECUTOR SCOTT SALISBURY, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR was eliminated in the first round when he was unable to spell "ESP."
SALISBURY stomped his feet and filed an immediate protest, claiming to judges, "I know how to spell the word 'LETTICE." [ See prior post, captioned SALISBURY CONTINUES TO LIE, CLAIMS HE CAN SPELL! found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2011/03/salisbury-continues-to-lie-claims-he.html ]
After the raucous laughter from the crowd subsided, judges relented and permitted SALISBURY to continue on.
However, disaster struck when SALISBURY, when given another word, was unable to spell "FBI."
Despite his best intellectual efforts, SALISBURY, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, was eliminated, much to the chagrin of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN who has long favored SALISBURY as the one true "intellectual" in his office.
Next up was LAPDOG MEDINA COUNTY JUDGE CHRIS COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE. Nobody expected much of performance from LAPDOG COLLIER and were neither surprised nor disappointed when LAPDOG was eliminated in the first round as well.
Preliminarily, LAPDOG COLLIER was asked to spell "PAVLOV." Before LAPDOG COLLIER could even begin to stutter and stammer, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN jumped up and objected immediately, shouting, "This is completely unfair! COLLIER has been my "PAVLOV DOG" for years and he darn well knows how to spell it!"
The crowd in attendance was in full agreement with this statement from DINO HOLMAN and signaled their agreement with polite, if subdued, applause.
Contest judges relented and agreed to permit LAPDOG COLLIER to continue, asking him to spell the word "ELECTION." LAPDOG COLLIER was completely dumbfounded and unable to spell the word, since he has never had to face a REAL ELECTION in all these long years, since he has been granted a lifetime uncontested political appointment to the Medina County Bench by Corrupt Medina Dem County Prosecutor Dino Holman and the Medina County Dem Party.
All LAPDOG COLLIER has had to do to preserve his lifetime appointment is simply to unfailingly follow instructions and take his marching orders from HOLMAN.
Needless to say, LAPDOG COLLIER was eliminated in the first round.
Next up was CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN who fared no better than SALISBURY, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, or LAPDOG COLLIER, HOLMAN'S "PAVLOV DOG."
Before HOLMAN had time to prepare AFFIDAVITS OF DISQUALIFICATION to remove the contest judges, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN was asked to spell the word "ETHICS."
HOLMAN was astonished and gave the contest judges a bewildered look as he asked, "Why would you ask me to spell such a word? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!"
Needless to say, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN was also eliminated in the first round.
Afterward, HOLMAN was heard to mutter to SALISBURY, "You can bet that I'm going to win this thing next year. I'll appoint COLLIER as a judge and he will make sure that everyone but me is eliminated."
So it goes in the Yule Season in Medina County! Corruption in Medina County never takes a holiday break!
MUCH MORE TO COME ....
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