A SURPRISE CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR LAPDOG JUDGE CHRIS COLLIER FROM MEDINA COURT REPORTERS

Medina Court Reporters, the local court reporting service under contract to LAPDOG COLLIER to provide court reporting services for the many and varied tainted proceedings in KANGAROO COURTROOM NO. 1 at the Medina County Courthouse/Mosque & Railroad Station, has come up with a novel and useful Christmas gift for LAPDOG MEDINA JUDGE CHRISTOPHER COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE.


It is certainly regrettable that, after so many years of corrupting the Medina County justice system, LAPDOG COLLIER has finally been CAUGHT RED-HANDED TAMPERING WITH A TRIAL RECORD.


Apparently LAPDOG COLLIER thought he could get away with this crime undetected for many years to come, as he has in past years.


ALAS, THE JIG IS UP!


However, with no real remorse, Medina Court Reporters has gifted LAPDOG COLLIER in the fashion pictured below:

The above-pictured knitting kit will be treasured by LAPDOG COLLIER for years to come!


LAPDOG COLLIER WILL BE ABLE TO KNIT SOCKS FOR HIMSELF AND A SCARF OR TWO IN HIS DORMITORY AT ONE OF THE FABULOUS CAMPS OPERATED BY THE U.S. BUREAU OF PRISONS WHILE LAPDOG COLLIER IS ON "VACATION" FROM MEDINA FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS.


The blogger is certain that gift is most appreciated by LAPDOG COLLIER, given in the spirit of the Christmas Season.

MUCH MORE TO COME ....