LAPDOG COLLIER'S CHRISTMAS WISH LIST

LAPDOG MEDINA JUDGE CHRISTOPHER COLLIER,  THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, has his very own Christmas Wish List, tailored to meet the pressing demands of his responsibilities as the "PAVLOV DOG" of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN.


#1 WISH, FOR TAMPERING WITH ALL OF THOSE PESKY TRIAL TRANSCRIPTS THAT, IF LEFT UNALTERED, WOULD DEMONSTRATE TO THE NINTH DISTRICT COURT OF APPEALS JUST WHAT AN IGNORAMUS AND DIRTBALL HE REALLY IS, LAPDOG COLLIER WISHES FOR A FULL CASE OF  ERASERS!

#2 WISH ON LAPDOG COLLIER'S MOST-WANTED CHRISTMAS GIFT WISH LIST, TO BE USED FOR EXCISING AND CUTTING OUT WHOLE SECTIONS OF TRIAL TRANSCRIPTS IN ORDER TO DEPRIVE INNOCENT CITIZENS OF FAIR HEARING ON APPEAL, A NEW PAIR OF LONG LASTING TITANIUM SCISSORS, STRONG ENOUGH TO LAST THROUGH ONE FULL YEAR OF TRANSCRIPT TAMPERING!

#3 WISH ON LAPDOG COLLIER'S WISH LIST FOR THE UPCOMING CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY, TO OFFER HIM SOME RELIEF FROM HIS DAILY APPEARANCES BEFORE CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN, LAPDOG COLLIER WISHES FOR A NEW PAIR OF REINFORCED INDUSTRIAL GRADE DOUBLE-STRENGTH KNEE PADS!


#4 WISH ON LAPDOG COLLIER'S WISH LIST, TO DESTROY ALL OF THAT EXCULPATORY EVIDENCE HE CONCEALS AND WITHHOLDS FROM INNOCENT DEFENDANTS, ALL FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RAILROADING INNOCENT CITIZENS INTO PRISON SO AS TO PRESERVE HIS FIRM GRIP ON HIS UNCONTESTED LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY BENCH, COMPLIMENTS OF CORRUPT MEDINA DEM PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN AND THE MEDINA COUNTY DEM PARTY, A BRAND NEW SUPER DUTY PAPER AND PHOTOGRAPH SHREDDER!

#5 WISH ON LAPDOG COLLIER'S 2011 CHRISTMAS WISH LIST, DESIRED FOR DISPOSING OF ALL THOSE DEFENSE BRIEFS HE REFUSES TO READ AND CONSIDER, AN OVERSIZED LAPDOG COLLIER "ROUND FILE!"

#6 WISH ON LAPDOG COLLIER'S WISH LIST, TO REMIND HIM OF MEDINA ASS. PROSECUTOR SCOTT SALISBURY, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, WHEN SALISBURY IS NOT AROUND TO MEET EX PARTE IN LAPDOG COLLIER'S CHAMBERS TO ISSUE ORDERS, INSTRUCTIONS, AND RULINGS TO LAPDOG COLLIER, A SIMULATED LIFE-SIZED WEENIE!

#7 WISH ON LAPDOG COLLIER'S WISH LIST, SPECIFICALLY FOR PRESERVING HIS UNCONTESTED LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY BENCH, A NEW TOOL KIT USED FOR "FIXING" CASES FOR CORRUPT MEDINA PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN!

#8 WISH ON LAPDOG COLLIER'S CHRISTMAS WISH LIST, TO BE USED FOR TABULATING ALL THE VOTES HE GETS IN HIS NEXT UNCONTESTED RIGGED MEDINA COUNTY ELECTION, COMPLIMENTS OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY DEM PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN AND THE MEDINA COUNTY DEM PARTY,  AN UNOPPOSED VOTE TABULATING CALCULATOR!

#9 ON LAPDOG COLLIER'S WISH LIST, FOR LAPDOG COLLIER, DINO HOLMAN'S "PAVLOV DOG," TO PRESENT TO ANY DEFENSE ATTORNEY SEEKING TO GO TO TRIAL IN LAPDOG COLLIER'S CORRUPT KANGAROO COURTROOM NO. 1, A PAIR OF LOADED DICE THAT ALWAYS COMES UP SNAKE EYES!

#10 WISH ON LAPDOG COLLIER'S WISH LIST IS THE PROMISE OF CORRUPT MEDINA DEM PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN AND THE MEDINA COUNTY DEM PARTY, IN EXCHANGE FOR SERVING IN TOTAL OBEDIENCE TO DINO HOLMAN, CONTRARY TO THE LAW AND THE RULES OF EVIDENCE, AN UNOPPOSED FOURTH TERM TO PERPETUATE HIS LIFETIME UNCONTESTED APPOINTMENT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY BENCH!

#11 ON LAPDOG COLLIER'S WISH LIST, TO SATISFY HIS ALLEGIANCE TO THE MEDINA COUNTY KKK, ANOTHER INNOCENT MINORITY MEDINA COUNTY CITIZEN TO RAILROAD INTO PRISON!

MUCH MORE TO COME ....