For example, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN wants the citizens of this county to believe that he intends to "investigate" the alleged misconduct in office of his best bud AUDITOR MIKE KOVACK by and through the services of another of his sleazy best buds, CORRUPT ERIE COUNTY PROSECUTOR KEVIN BAXTER.
That train has left the station long ago, and HOEMAN isn't fooling anyone, any more!
THE SOLUTION TO THAT COVER-UP IS REALLY QUITE SIMPLE. THE COUNTY COMMISSIONERS, RATHER THAN RELYING UPON THE RESULTS OF THE HOEMAN/BAXTER PURPORTED "INVESTIGATION," WHICH WILL MAKE FACTS AND EVIDENCE DISAPPEAR MORE RAPIDLY THAN A HOOVER VACUUM CLEANER, SHOULD MAKE A REQUEST OF CUYAHOGA COUNTY PROSECUTOR TIM McGINTY TO CONDUCT AN HONEST, INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION OF AUDITOR MIKE.
THIS SOLUTION HAS GREAT MERIT. McGINTY HAS A STAFF OF REAL INVESTIGATORS, MOST OF WHOM ARE RETIRED, SEASONED DETECTIVES FROM THE CLEVELAND POLICE DEPARTMENT. THEY WON'T BE HIDING ANYTHING AND WILL MOST CERTAINLY GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE ALLEGATIONS RAISED AGAINST AUDITOR MIKE.
Now, back to AUDITOR MIKE who it seems, has displayed evidence of split personality.
Some, but not all, of AUDITOR MIKE'S various personalities have sprung to his defense.
The blogger has just learned that at least three of AUDITOR MIKE'S personalities have posted to the Topix website, found at http://www.topix.com/forum/city/medina-oh/TBF1CQO0U9RBUG22T/p2
SHOWN BELOW ARE THE POSTS FROM AUDITOR MIKE'S VARIOUS PERSONALITIES POSTED THIS WEEKEND. APPARENTLY AUDITOR MIKE DID NOT HAVE A DATE WITH ONE OF THE MANY HOT BABES FROM MATCH.COM:
Readers will note that three of AUDITOR MIKE'S personalities go by the names of JOE G., HAL R., and CONSTANTLYAMAZED.
AUDITOR MIKE'S personality JOE G. claims that his other personality, AUDITOR MIKE, has "the most conservative budget in the county." Does that "conservative budget" include the $500,000 of county funds that AUDITOR MIKE is alleged to have spent on his political campaign for office?
AUDITOR MIKE'S personality HAL R. claims that DueyB is a "liar." Does that mean that his other personality, AUDITOR MIKE, is not a landlord and doesn't collect rents from his tenants at the Auditor's Office, thus conducting private commerce from a public building?
AUDITOR MIKE'S third personality, CONSTANTLY AMAZED, has apparently been blessed with the gift of ESP or, in the alternative, has a functioning crystal ball since he has divined that DueyB and SaraSling are one in the same person. Readers can bet that neither DueyB nor SaraSling will be getting any of those informal tax breaks on their property taxes.
WHEN AUDITOR MIKE LOOKS INTO THE MIRROR, WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE HE SEES: JOE G., HAL R., or CONSTANTLYAMAZED?
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