JUST ONE MORE ALTERED TRANSCRIPT FOUND, THIS TIME IN JUVENILE COURT!

The young man, who was railroaded in the Medina County juvenile court, is fortunate that his mother is not prepared to accept the injustice meted out to her son in the Medina County "JUSTUS" system.

Mom decided to appeal the "finding" of the magistrate, given the fact that CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN'S ASS PROSECUTORS presented no EVIDENCE that her son engaged in any unlawful conduct.

Therefore, mom decided to appeal the "finding" of the juvenile court magistrate. 

Mom went to the juvenile court and requested a complete transcript of the adjudicatory hearing.
Mom paid the fee to the juvenile court clerk and, in exchange, received from the clerk three compact discs which the clerk represented to mom was the complete transcript of the adjudicatory hearing.

Mom went home to review the transcript and, nit surprisingly, that alleged "complete: transcript was INCOMPLETE!

Not to be deterred, mom went back to the Medina County juvenile court and again requested a "complete" transcript of the adjudicatory hearing.  Once again mom requested a "complete" transcript, paid the fee, and again received compact discs from the juvenile court clerk, who one again represented  to mom that they contained the "complete" transcript of the hearing.

Satisfied, at least temporarily, that she had finally obtained a "complete" transcript of the adjudicatory hearing, mom went home to review the discs.

SURPRISE OF SURPRISES!  THE PURPORTED "COMPLETE: TRANSCRIPT WAS WOEFULLY INCOMPLETE . . . AGAIN!

It certainly didn't take local attorney KEVIN DUNN to get with the Medina County Courthouse, Mosque, & Railroad program when he was appointed to complete the unexpired term of Judge John Lohn, who retired from the court for health reasons.

IT CERTAINLY APPEARS THAT KEVIN DUNN, ONE OF ILLEGITIMATE jUDGE LAPDOG COLLIER'S CRONIES. HAS FALLEN INTO LINE AND IS INTENT ON SUBSCRIBING TO DINO HOEMAN'S PHILOSOPHY OF MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" :

"NO CRIME? NO EVIDENCE? NO PROBLEM!
GUILTY AS CHARGED!"

Moreover, it is clear that KEVIN DUNN IS INTENT UPON DEPRIVING THIS YOUNG MAN A REASONABLE AND PROPER BASIS TO CHALLENGE THE FINDING OF THE BRAIN-DEAD MAGISTRATE!

THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT ON A DAILY BASIS IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM.  IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL IN THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, AND RAILROAD STATION.

If and when this mother files an appeal, and whether or not she succeeds in receiving "justice" in the Medina County juvenile court, those results will be published at this blog.

THIS SAGA WILL CONTINUE IN FUTURE POSTS WHEN INFORMATION BECOMES AVAILABLE.

IF MEDINA COUNTY SCHOOL OFFICIALS HAVE RIDDEN ROUGHSHOD OVER YOUR CHILD, PLEASE REPORT THE FACTS TO THE BLOGGER VIA EMAIL AT MEDINACORRUPTION@GMAIL.COM 

YOUNG STUDENT HAULED BEFORE THE BAR OF "JUSTUS"

Following the time that Cloverleaf High School PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON, after consulting with CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, filed a complaint in the Medina County Juvenile Court, alleging that the young student was delinquent by virtue that he was alleged to have incited panic by formulating a non-existent "hit list."

Thereafter, the young student was summoned was summoned to Medina County Juvenile Court to defend himself against the allegation that he induced panic at Cloverleaf High School by formulating a non-existent "hit list."

The young student attended an adjudicatory hearing conducted by a Juvenile Court magistrate.
PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON took the witness stand, and after presenting his rambling, irrelevant testimony, was unable to present any evidence of an alleged "hit list."  PRINCIPAL BART'S ultimate conclusion was that, based upon the benign text message from this young man to an other student, this "dangerous" young student "must have" concealed the alleged "hit list" in "his head."  WHAT ???

DEPUTY DAWG then took the stand and testified he had received training in "violence."  REALLY?  Most certainly any training that DEPUTY DAWG received in "violence" was administered at the Sherlock Homes School of Private Investigation (not to be confused with Sherlock Holmes, the fabled detective), the Official Training Academy of the Keystone Kops and the Medina County Sheriff's Office.

DEPUTY DAWG then gave his dramatic testimony when he conceded that he had not interviewed the young student on the date of the non-incident.  That was some valuable testimony on behalf of DINO HOEMAN'S OFFICE, WHICH IS HIS USUAL AND CUSTOMARY PRACTICE OF CHARGING INNOCENT CITIZENS WITH CRIMINAL OFFENSES WHERE NONE EXIST!

Wisely, the young student's mother did not permit him to testify in this juvenile version of the MEDINA COUNTY KANGAROO COURT.

In the end, neither PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON nor DINO HOEMAN'S OFFICE produced any evidence of the imaginary "hit list."  THAT IS NOT MUCH OF A SURPRISE TO THE BLOGGER.  IT WAS JUST BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR DINO HOEMAN AND THE MEDINA COUNTY KANGAROO COURTS!

At the conclusion of the hearing, the magistrate found the young student delinquent by virtue of DISORDERLY CONDUCT BY ENGAGING IN FIGHTING.

WOW!  THERE WAS NO TESTIMONY, AND THEREFORE NO PROOF, THAT THE YOUNG STUDENT EVER ENGAGED IN FIGHTING!!!

This is ample proof that the Medina County Juvenile Court has adopted the philosophy of ILLEGITIMATE jUDGE CHRISTOPHER CALAFATO-COLLIER, DINO HOEMAN'S LAPDOG:

NO EVIDENCE? NO CRIME? GUILTY AS CHARGED!

THIS SAGA WILL CONTINUE IN FOLLOWING POSTS.

IF MEDINA COUNTY SCHOOL OFFICIALS HAVE RIDDEN ROUGHSHOD OVER YOUR CHILD, PLEASE REPORT THE FACTS TO THE BLOGGER VIA EMAIL AT MEDINACORRUPTION@GMAIL.COM 

AS A LAST RESORT, PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON SEEKS TO IMPOSE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" UPON THE YOUNG MAN

THE PLOT THICKENS!

The events previously described in prior posts at this blog occurred during the month of October.
Cloverleaf High School PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON IMAGINED that a young student held a "hit list."  PRINCIPAL BART sprung into action and initiated a Medina County version of an "investigation"  in accord with his extensive training at the Sherlock Homes School of Private Investigation (not to be confused with Sherlock Holmes, the fabled detective), the Official Training Academy of the Medina County Sheriff's Office and the KEYSTONE KOPS, headquartered in Pennsylvania, the Keystone State.

Following his "investigation," and the follow-up investigation by DEPUTY DAWG from the Medina County Sheriff's office, PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON had no evidence of any imaginary "hit list."  When he was unable to COERCE A FALSE CONFESSION from the young man, PRINCIPAL BART expelled the young man for asserting his FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS.

Wind the clock forward to February 2014.

As the next term was approaching, the young man's mother contacted PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON to request a copy of the young man's class schedule for the upcoming term.

Mom's call to PRINCIPAL BART sent him into a state of full-blown panic. He had already expelled the young man for an imaginary hit list, with no evidence at all, and because the young man asserted his Fifth Amendment constitutional protections.  PRINCIPAL BART was all in a dither, wondering just how he could further bash this young man, given the fact that he had no evidence that the imaginary "hit list" existed nowhere but in his fertile imagination.

There was only one option left to PRINCIPAL BART.  He scampered on down to the office of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINE HOEMAN and filed a juvenile complaint against the young man, alleging INCITING PANIC !

It seem to the blogger that the only panic was incited by PRINCIPAL BART, given the obvious fact that PRINCIPAL BART is a little short on thee powers of deductive reasoning.

We are now at the point where, with absolutely no proof, PRINCIPAL BART has presented his "case" to HOEMAN'S office.

DINO HOEMAN, as is his usual and customary practice, WAS HAPPY TO BRING CHARGES AGAINST THIS YOUNG MAN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF WHATEVER,

NOT ONLY IS CORRUPT COUNTY PROSECUTOR "TOUGH ON CRIME," HE ROUTINELY CREATES CRIME WHERE NONE TRULY EXISTS.  HE LEAVES PROSECUTIVE DECISIONS TO SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES, MANY OF WHOM LACK THE GOOD SENSE TO COME IN OUT OF THE RAIN!

AS READERS CAN ANTICIPATE, IT ALL GOES DOWNHILL FROM HERE IN THE MEDINA COUNTY JUVENILE COURT, WHERE, AS IN LAPDOG COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1, THE LACK OF COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE EVIDENCE NEVER STANDS IN THE WAY OF A FINDING OF GUILT.

THIS SAGA WILL CONTINUE IN FOLLOWING POSTS.

IF MEDINA COUNTY SCHOOL OFFICIALS HAVE RIDDEN ROUGHSHOD OVER YOUR CHILD, PLEASE REPORT THE FACTS TO THE BLOGGER VIA EMAIL AT MEDINACORRUPTION@GMAIL.COM 

DEPUTY DAWG ON THE CASE!

In prior posts at this blog, readers have been shown that Cloverleaf PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON had expelled a young man for asserting his Fifth Amendment Rights.

By this time, PRINCIPAL BART was getting desperate. After all, he had violated the constitutional rights of the young man for asserting his Fifth Amendment rights, and PRINCIPAL BART was unable to produce the imaginary "hit list" which formed the real basis of the young man's expulsion!

In desperation, PRINCIPAL BART turned to DEPUTY DAWG to come up with the imaginary hit list.  After no small amount of pondering this dilemma, DEPUTY DAWG put on his thinking cap (safely stored in the trunk of his car) and came up with a sure-fire tactic to find the imaginary "hit list."  DEPUTY DAWG decided to obtain a search warrant for the young man's text messages!

DEPUTY DAWG followed through in his simply brilliant idea and obtained a search warrant for the young man's text messages, positive the he would uncover the imaginary "hit list."

The blogger has not has the opportunity to review DEPUTY DAWG'S application for the search warrant but, based upon the manner on which sheriff's deputies conduct "investigations," the blogger cannot believe that it passes constitutional muster.

DEPUTY DAWG likely applied to ILLEGITIMATE jUDGE LAPDOG COLLIER who is under the moronic belief that suspicion is sufficient to form probable cause!

Probable cause is nothing more than the probability that a crime has been committed and that the suspect probably committed the offense.  That is the legal standard everywhere except in Medina County, where LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, believes in the standard of "POSSIBLE CAUSE."  DUH!!!

Just what, do you suppose, was DEPUTY DAWG'S probable cause for a search warrant, PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON'S SUSPICIONS that the young man composed the imaginary "hit list?"

Well, DEPUTY DAWG apparently served his search warrant upon the young man's cell phone provider.  Of course the search warrant was necessary because sheriff's deputies can not just barge into the telephone company and start rummaging through records without a warrant, like they do to residents' homes in the county.

Finally, DEPUTY DAWG realized the fruits of his "labors."  The telephone company delivered over 600 pages of test message to and from the young man's phone. 

AT LONG LAST VICTORY WAS IN THE GRASP OF DEPUTY DAWG AND PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON.  THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT THAT THE IMAGINARY "HIT LIST" IS BURIED IN AND AMONG THOSE 600 PAGES OF TEXT MESSAGES.

DEPUTY DAWG got out his super-sized magnifying glass, issued to him by the Sherlock Homes School of Private Investigation (not to be confused with Sherlock Holmes, the fabled detective) and pored over those 600 pages of text messages.

ALAS!!! NOTHING.  NOT A SINGLE SHRED OF EVIDENCE OF ANY "HIT LIST," WHICH ORIGINATED IN THE FERTILE IMAGINATION OF PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON.

WHAT HAPPENS THEREAFTER IS TRULY INCREDIBLE.

THIS SAGA WILL CONTINUE IN FOLLOWING POSTS.

IF MEDINA COUNTY SCHOOL OFFICIALS HAVE RIDDEN ROUGHSHOD OVER YOUR CHILD, PLEASE REPORT THE FACTS TO THE BLOGGER VIA EMAIL AT MEDINACORRUPTION@GMAIL.COM 

CLOVERLEAF PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON HOLDS COURT

In the prior post at this blog, a young man attending Cloverleaf High School sent a text message to another student pertaining to a third student, advising her to "Add her to the list of people you don't like!"  There is little doubt that this message was certainly benign and not the stuff of which massacres are made.

For Cloverleaf Principal BART SIMPSON, this benign text message was a call to arms!

Straightaway, BART SIMPSON, a graduate of the Sherlock Homes School of Private Investigation (not the be confused with Sherlock Holmes, the fabled detective), knew deep down in his bones that it was time to panic and launch another one of his purported "investigations."

KATY BAR THE DOOR!  FULL SPEED AHEAD, EVEN WITHOUT ANY REASONABLE BASIS!

In the prior post at this blog, readers were treated to PRINCIPAL BART'S hysterical reaction to a non-event.  Given his reaction, PRINCIPAL BART has the potential to be an outstanding deputy at the Medina County Sheriff's Office.

We now move forward in time when PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON summoned this young man to an expulsion hearing, BASED ENTIRELY ON PRINCIPAL BART'S SUSPICION THAT THE YOUNG MAN FRAMED A "HIT LIST," EVEN THOUGH WAS NEVER ANY PROOF OF ANY "HIT LIST" AT ANY TIME.  THE ONLY "HIT LIST" IN THIS MATTER WAS CONJURED UP IN THE OVER-ACTIVE IMAGINATION OF PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON, WITH THE FULL SUPPORT OF DEPUTY DAWG FROM THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE!

At the expulsion hearing, PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON was not only the "investigator," but was now the JUDGE, as well.

Needless to say, this young man was accompanied to the expulsion hearing by his mother, who clearly understood that the cards were stack against her son, DESPITE THE FACT THAT PRINCIPAL BART HAD NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT HIS UNFOUNDED SUSPICIONS.

After PRINCIPAL BART donned his black robes and convened court, PRINCIPAL BART called upon the young man to "tell his side of the story."

Mom objected and did not permit her son to say a word, knowing whatever her son might say, BART SIMPSON would twist those words, no matter what may have been spoken.

Now, PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON was apparently infuriated that the young man and his mother would not yield to the power and authority vested in him by the Superintendent of the Schools, another rocket scientist who, at Cloverleaf commencement, spoke and encouraged graduates to EMBRACE THEIR FAILURES.  This goof is surely an inspiration to all those young men and women pursuing their advanced education or entering military service!

Mom persisted in asserting his Fifth Amendment rights on behalf of her son.

By then, BART SIMPSON had reached the end of his rope and THREATENED THE YOUNG MAN WITH EXPULSION UNLESS HE GAVE A STATEMENT.

Once again, Mom forbade her son from speaking.

The end result of this expulsion hearing is that PRINCIPAL BART expelled the young man from Cloverleaf High School for exercising his Fifth Amendment Rights.

THIS SOUNDS A LOT LIKE LAPDOG COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1, WHERE MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS ARE ROUTINELY DENIED THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS.

Maybe PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON consulted with LAPDOG COLLIER BEFORE HOLDING COURT AT CLOVERLEAF HIGH SCHOOL.

JUST A RECOMMENDATION FOR PRINCIPAL BART: YOU MIGHT WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME READING THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION IN YOUR DOWNTIME BETWEEN "INVESTIGATIONS."

THIS SAGA WILL CONTINUE IN FOLLOWING POSTS.

IF MEDINA COUNTY SCHOOL OFFICIALS HAVE RIDDEN ROUGHSHOD OVER YOUR CHILD, PLEASE REPORT THE FACTS TO THE BLOGGER VIA EMAIL AT MEDINACORRUPTION@GMAIL.COM 

NEW THREAD AT TOPIX MEDINA FORUM TO REMOVE COLLIER FROM OFFICE

The Blogger has received an interesting notification from the Medina Forum at the Topix website.
A concerned, civic minded local citizen has posed the following question to the community: DO YOU BELIEVE JUDGE COLLIER SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE?

The issue presented by this concerned citizen can be found at http://m.topix.com/forum/city/medina-oh/TM76E3UBIIR5RU8D8#lastPost

It appears that the concerned Medina County citizen who has posed the question is a regular reader of this blog.  It is interesting to the blogger that there may be some public movement to recognize that LAPDOG COLLIER is no more than an ignorant buffoon who can't be trusted to judge a baking contest at the county fair.

The concerned citizen has posed an interesting scenario that the blogger has never considered.

THE POSSIBILITY OF DUMPING COLLIER BY USING THE MECHANISM OF A RECALL ELECTION MAY VERY WELL BE THE ANSWER.  SIMPLY BRILLIANT!

READERS MAY WISH TO TAKE A MOMENT TO VISIT THE MEDINA COUNTY  FORUM AT THE LINK SHOWN ABOVE AND WEIGH IN WITH YOUR THOUGHTS AS TO HOW TO RID THIS COUNTY OF LAPDOG COLLIER, WHO IS NO MORE THAN A BOIL ON THE DERRIERE OF THE COMMUNITY!

THE TENTACLES OF MEDINA CORRUPTION REACH INTO CLOVERLEAF HIGH SCHOOL

This is a really sad story that demonstrates how the cancer of corruption in Medina County affects even the most innocent of citizens in Medina County, the children.

To set the stage, three young teenagers, two girls and a boy, were students at Cloverleaf High School.  The two girls were both fond of the same young man.  Typically, the young man favored one of the girls over the other.

As with most kids these days, text messages were flying between them.  Understandably, the young man sent more text messages to the favored girl, and fewer to the other. 

This situation is the cause of a criminal prosecution in Medina County, where CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN AND HIS ASS PROSECUTORS CREATE CRIME WHERE NONE ACTUALLY EXISTS.

On one fateful day, the disfavored girl raised the issue with the favored girl in what was no ore than a jealous spat over the attention of the young man.  Following this spat the favored girl sent a text message to the young man, expressing her dislike for the other.

HERE COMES THE MEDINA COUNTY CRIME :

The young man texted back, "Add her to the list of people you don't like!"

It is difficult for the blogger, a retired Federal law enforcement officer, to detect the slightest aroma of criminal intent in this benign text message.

NOT SO FOR THE BOOBS AT CLOVERLEAF HIGH SCHOOL AND CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN'S OFFICE!

Now steps into the picture a Cloverleaf High School Administrator identified as Bart Richardson, who more aptly should have been named BART SIMPSON, given the manner in which he proceeded in this matter.

Now BART SIMPSON fancies himself as an "investigator," since he has been charged with the responsibility of "investigating" infractions by Cloverleaf students and meting out punishments out of proportion to the alleged infractions.

As readers shall soon see, BART SIMPSON, much like DINO HOEMAN'S ASS PROSECUTORS and Medina County sheriff's deputies, appears to have been a graduate of the Sherlock Homes School of Private Investigation (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SHERLOCK HOLMES, THE FABLED DETECTIVE).

BART SIMPSON'S PURPORTED "INVESTIGATION" BEGINS

At 7:30 am on the morning following the date on which this 15 year-old young man sent that threatening message (?) to his female fried to "Add her to the list of people you don't like," the young man placed a call to his mother and reported that, for reasons unknown, he had been isolated in BART SIMPSON'S office.

The young man's mother, the matriarch of a close-knit family, went directly to Cloverleaf High School to conduct her own investigation.  Of course, the mother was required to cool her heels for 30 minutes until she was united with her son. 

BART SIMPSON WAS OBVIOUSLY BUSY CONDUCTING HIS OWN PURPORTED "INVESTIGATION."

Ultimately, mom was escorted to BART SIMPSON'S office, where she found her son seated, and in the company of BART SIMPSON and a Medina County Sheriff's "detective" (also an obvious graduate of the Sherlock Homes School of Private Investigation ).

When mom inquired as to just what was going on, BART SIMPSON  made the startling revelation, "HE HAS A HIT LIST."

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE!  SORRY TO SAY, BART SIMPSON WAS DEADLY SERIOUS, AT LEAST AS SERIOUS AS AN UNTRAINED AND UNEDUCATED "INVESTIGATOR"  WITHOUT ANY SUPPORTING EVIDENCE CAN BE!

BART SIMPSON then proceeded to tell mom that several students, including football players, and even teachers, were on this IMAGINARY HIT LIST!

At this juncture, understandably, mom asked BART SIMPSON to identify the individuals named on this ALLEGED HIT LIST.

THIS IS THE TIME THAT BART'S PURPORTED "INVESTIGATION" STARTS TO UNRAVEL.  BART SIMPSON WAS UNABLE TO NAME NAMES!
WHAT A SURPRISE . . . NOT!

Now, BART SIMPSON demanded to review the text messages in her son's cell phone.

Mom, who is an educated person, had read the United States Constitution and was familiar with the Fourth and Fifth Amendments, unlike BART SIMPSON.  Since the Fourth Amendment bars unreasonable searches and seizures, and since neither BART SIMPSON or DEPUTY DAWG had a valid search warrant (not to imply that any warrants in Medina County are constitutionally valid), mom refused to let BART search her son's phone.  By now, BART was starting to get frustrated because his attempts at bullying this young man and his mother were going nowhere.

Finally, DEPUTY DAWG slid a blank sheet of paper across the desk and demanded the young man to provide a written statement.  Once again, mom was familiar with the Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution and would not permit her son to provide a statement.

DEPUTY DAWG got disgusted and left the room, whereupon mother and son left the school, leaving BART SIMPSON to stew in his own juices.

The blogger applauds this mother for asserting the constitutional rights on behalf of her son.

SADLY, THIS MOTHER WAS NOT AWARE THAT THE PROTECTIONS OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED BY THE CORRUPT POLITICAL HACKS OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, AND RAILROAD STATION.

THIS SAGA WILL CONTINUE IN FOLLOWING POSTS.

IF MEDINA COUNTY SCHOOL OFFICIALS HAVE RIDDEN ROUGHSHOD OVER YOUR CHILD, PLEASE REPORT THE FACTS TO THE BLOGGER VIA EMAIL AT MEDINACORRUPTION@GMAIL.COM 

 

AUDITOR MIKE IS ABOUT AS HONEST AS A 3-MINUTE EGG !

It is often said that a person "is as honest as the day is long."  Applying that same standard to AUDITOR MIKE, it is obvious that AUDITOR MIKE IS AS HONEST AS A 3-MINUTE EGG.

In the post published just yesterday at this blog, the blogger accurately reported that AUDITOR MIKE ASSIGNED BLAME FOR THE LOADS OF RUSSIAN PORN ON HIS MEDINA COUNTY COMPUTER ON HIS 11 YEAR-OLD SON!

The blogger pointed out how even Stevie Wonder could see through that wildly preposterous excuse!

AUDITOR MIKE apparently realized that no one was buying it, so like the typically sleazy Medina County Republicrat that he is, AUDITOR MIKE HAS CHANGED HIS STORY (IMPROBABLE EXCUSE) !

 

Just yesterday, the MEDINA GASSETTE published a piece captioned Auditor decries pornography revelation on county laptop as politics, found online at http://medinagazette.northcoastnow.com/2014/09/11/auditor-decries-porn-disc-revelation-politics/

 

If you, the readers, care to access that article, AUDITOR MIKE is now speaking through his attorney.  Good idea to retain the services of an attorney, AUDITOR MIKE!

 

AUDITOR MIKE has retained the services of Medina Attorney Steve Bailey, who has been described to the blogger as one of the few, in fact very few, honest attorneys in Medina.

 

In yesterday's MEDINA GASSETTE Attorney Steve Bailey is quoted:

Kovack’s attorney, Steve Bailey, said Kovack was unaware of the pornographic files on his computer until Ehrlich told him about them.

Bailey said Kovack suspects the pornography was downloaded in 2008 when he spent eight months in a Washington, D.C., hotel room during a naval assignment as a member of the U.S. Navy Reserves.

For about six months, Bailey said Kovack had a roommate, who he allowed to use the laptop to send emails and surf the Internet.

“His best speculation is that it was his roommate, because he has no idea how it could have gotten there,” Bailey said.

Bailey said Kovack instructed Ehrlich to delete the pornography files.

THIS IS JUST ONE MORE IMPLAUSIBLE EXCUSE FROM AUDITOR MIKE, SINCE PLACING BLAME FOR THE PORN ON HIS 11 YEAR-OLD SON JUST DIDN'T FLY!

Perhaps we should examine the gaping holes in this latest version of AUDITOR MIKE'S WILDLY PREPOSTEROUS EXCUSES.

Firstly, Medina County issued a laptop computer for use in the official business of Medina County only!  If AUDITOR MIKE had been on military leave from his office as Medina County Auditor, there would not have been any official Medina County business to conduct.  Therefore, there would have been no need for AUDITOR MIKE to take his Medina County computer to Washington, D.C.

According to AUDITOR MIKE'S IT Specialist, WHO AUDITOR MIKE IS TRYING TO FIRE BECAUSE SHE IS AN HONEST PUBLIC EMPLOYEE, UNLIKE AUDITOR MIKE, THERE WAS A WHOLE LOT OF RUSSIAN PORN ON AUDITOR MIKE'S MEDINA COUNTY LAPTOP.

Turning once again to the MEDINA GASSETTE article:

Ehrlich told a Gazette reporter Wednesday that she discovered the pornography on Kovack’s laptop, which was infected with a computer virus.

 

“There were hundreds, maybe thousands, of pictures,” Ehrlich said. “Some of the files were very disturbing.

We can conclude from Ms. Ehrlich's remarks that the "hundreds, maybe thousands, of pictures" were not residing on AUDITOR MIKE'S Medina County laptop by mistake or accident.

JUST WHO WAS AUDITOR MIKE'S UNNAMED ROOMMATE?  Perhaps one of the "models" from the THOUSANDS OF RUSSIAN PORN PICS ON AUDITOR MIKE'S MEDINA COUNTY LAPTOP!

IT IS MUCH EASIER FOR AUDITOR MIKE TO PLACE THE BLAME FOR HIS PORNOGRAPHIC INDISCRETIONS ON A FACELESS, NAMELESS PHANTOM "ROOMMATE" RATHER THAN HIS 11 YEAR-OLD SON, AS HE DID EARLIER !

There follows an interesting contradiction in the "story."

Initially, Ken Bacca, another goofy buffoon from the Medina County Sheriff's Office, threw his two cents into the controversy:

Medina County Sheriff’s Capt. Kenneth Baca said his detectives launched their investigation in April and sent results of the investigation to Erie County Prosecutor Kevin Baxter, who was appointed to serve as a special prosecutor in the case after Medina County Prosecutor Dean Holman recused himself from the investigation.

WHAT INVESTIGATION?  Setting aside the fact that "his detectives" are incapable of conducting more than a 36-minute "investigation," the blogger earlier reported that one of the brighter of the sheriff's "detectives" instructed one of AUDITOR MIKE'S EMPLOYEES TO DEVELOP SOME MORE EVIDENCE AND REPORT BACK TO HIM.  QUITE AN INVESTIGATION, INDEED!

The MEDINA GASSETTE article goes on to report the comments from DINO HOEMAN'S BEST BUD, SLEAZY ERIE COUNTY PROSECUTOR KEVIN BAXTER:

Baxter criticized the commissioners for publicizing the allegations, saying they could impede his investigation.

BAXTER claims it is "his investigation."

THE FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION ARISES AS TO JUST WHO IS CONDUCTING AN INVESTIGATION OF AUDITOR MIKE'S ALLEGED MISCONDUCT.

THE SHORT ANSWER IS "NOBODY!"

AUDITOR MIKE "MANS UP, " BLAMES HIS SON FOR RUSSIAN PORN !

AUDITOR MIKE HAS SHOWN HIS TRUE COLORS!

To set the stage, AUDITOR MIKE has been issued a laptop computer, the property of Medina County.  AUDITOR MIKE was issued the computer with the reasonable expectation that he would use the Medina County computer for Medina County business, and nothing more.

Given the fact that this is the computer age, and much business is conducted via computer, AUDITOR MIKE employs an IT Specialist on his staff.   That makes perfectly good business sense.

There came a time that AUDITOR MIKE'S MEDINA COUNTY COMPUTER WAS SO INFECTED BY COMPUTER VIRUSES THAT HE COULD NOT OPEN THE OPERATING SYSTEM.

Readers can rest assured that those computer viruses did not come from analyzing spreadsheets and balance sheets pertaining to Medina County official business.

AUDITOR MIKE, who apparently had an urgent need to communicate with some of those "hot babes" at MATCH.COM, was reduced to seeking the help of his IT Specialist to effect the necessary repairs and to get his laptop in good working order.t

AUDITOR MIKE'S IT Specialist plunged in, did her magic, and, voila, AUDITOR MIKE'S official Medina County computer was once again up and running.

As the story goes, AUDITOR MIKE'S IT Specialist concluded that his official Medina County computer had acquired a number of computer viruses during repeated visits to RUSSIAN PORN WEBSITES.

After having repaired AUDITOR MIKE'S official Medina County laptop, the IT Specialist reported her findings to AUDITOR MIKE, including the fact that his computer was LOADED WITH RUSSIAN PORN.

AUDITOR MIKE. apparently quick on his feet, decided to "man up" to the obvious indiscretions.

AUDITOR MIKE BLAMED HIS 11 YEAR-OLD SON FOR LOADING HIS OFFICIAL MEDINA COUNTY LAPTOP WITH RUSSIAN PORN !

Can you believe that?  Just like the rest of these fine Medina County "public servants," AUDITOR MIKE JUST CAN'T BRING HIMSELF TO SPEAK THE TRUTH!

AUDITOR MIKE would have us all believe that, instead of playing baseball and doing his homework, his 11 year-old son was whiling away the hours and burning the midnight oil accessing RUSSIAN PORN WEBSITES ON AUDITOR MIKE'S OFFICIAL MEDINA COUNTY LAPTOP.
WHERE WAS AUDITOR MIKE WHEN ALL THIS WAS ALLEGEDLY GOING ON, OUT ON A DATE WITH ONE OF THOSE "HOT BABES" FROM MATCH.COM?

EVEN IF ONE WERE INCLINED TO BELIEVE THIS PREPOSTEROUS EXCUSE, WHY DIDN'T AUDITOR MIKE DELETE THE FILES FROM THE RUSSIAN PORN WEBSITES FROM HIS OFFICIAL MEDINA COUNTY LAPTOP WHEN HE FOUND THEM?

THAT'S A PRETTY GLARING HOLE IN AUDITOR MIKE'S WILD EXCUSE!

FURTHER, AUDITOR MIKE EMPLOYED THE SERVICES OF A MEDINA COUNTY EMPLOYEE, ON COUNTY TIME AND BEING PAID BY TAXPAYERS, TO ADDRESS HIS PERSONAL FAUX PAS !  WHERE IS THE VALUE TO MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS THERE?

COME ON, AUDITOR MIKE!  WHILE MOST OF US MAY HAVE BEEN BORN AT NIGHT, IT CERTAINLY WASN'T LAST NIGHT !

HOORAY FOR "ANN MURPHY," WHOEVER "SHE" MAY BE !

SLEAZY MEDINA REPUBLICRAT AUDITOR MIKE has sprung to his own defense ONCE AGAIN at the Topix website, previously referenced in this blog.

AUDITOR MIKE, once again conceding that he is another Medina County Republicrat, has recently posted the following message at the Topix website:

Republicans for Kovack

 

First, I have noting to do with Kovack other than I am going to vote for him in November.

Second, Anne Murphy has been spreading allegations and posting all over the internet, you are paying her a ton of money to do that when she should be working.

 

Third, Joan Heller has never filed bankruptcy nor has she been indicted on felony counts of filing false tax returns, so to call her unqualified compared to Burke is asinine.

Fourth, Kovack runs the reappraisal process for less and spends less than other auditors.

 

WHAT A HOOT! AUDITOR MIKE wrote, " I have noting (MISSPELLED) to do with Kovack."  Even AUDITOR MIKE can't stand himself !  No matter his many other failings, AUDITOR MIKE IS APPARENTLY A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER!

 

The blogger really knows nothing of Joan Heller, but if she is a protégé of AUDITOR MIKE, the blogger certainly has to wonder.  If Heller happened to be elected to public office, if she is running at all, is she likely to STEAL FROM TAXPAYERS LIKE AUDITOR MIKE ?

 

WHERE DO YOU THINK THE $5 MILLION AUDITOR MIKE KICKED BACK TO THE SCHOOLS CAME FROM?  CERTAINLY NOT FROM AUDITOR MIKE'S POCKET!!

 

A REASONABLE ARGUMENT CAN BE MADE THAT AUDITOR MIKE DELIBERATELY INFLATED TAX ASSESSMENTS AND OVER-TAXED  HOMEOWNERS SPECIFICALLY TO KICK BACK THOSE TAX DOLLARS TO THE SCHOOLS TO GIVE HIMSELF A BOOST AT ELECTION TIME.  WHAT A SLEAZY POLITICIAN, PROMOTING HIMSELF WITH YOUR TAX DOLLARS.

 

THOSE SAME TAX DOLLARS, WHICH AUDITOR MIKE KICKED BACK TO THE SCHOOLS FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL BENEFIT, SHOULD RIGHTFULLY HAVE BEEN RETURNED TO TAXPAYERS . 

 

AUDITOR MIKE OUGHT TO BE INDICTED FOR THAT ALONE!!!

 

AUDITOR MIKE further writes, "Anne Murphy has been spreading allegations and posting all over the internet, you are paying her a ton of money to do that when she should be working."

 

AUDITOR MIKE has been sending mixed messages, like a typical sleazy politician.

 

AUDITOR MIKE certainly created the impression that "Anne" is one of the "models" from one of the MANY PHOTOS AND VIDEOS FROM RUSSIAN PORN SITES FOUND ON HIS MEDINA COUNTY COMPUTER.

 

AUDITOR MIKE seems to be introducing a red herring (pun intended) into this discourse. AUDITOR MIKE would now have us believe that "Anne" has the last name of "Murphy."  WHAT A HOOT!  AUDITOR MIKE APPARENTLY THINKS WE JUST ALL FELL OFF THE TURNIP TRUCK!

 

"Murphy" certainly doesn't sound like a RUSSIAN SUR-NAME TO THE BLOGGER!  AUDITOR MIKE just doesn't want to reveal that "Anne's" last name is really PUTIN !

 

Setting aside  that fact that "ANNE PUTIN" may or may not be a figment of AUDITOR MIKE'S imagination, one thing is certain. If "ANNE PUTIN is spreading allegations and posting all over the internet," SHE HAS THE BLOGGER'S VOTE!

 

ANYONE WHO DEVOTES TIME AND ENERGY TO EXPOSING THE CORRUPTION OF THESE FINE MEDINA COUNTY "PUBLIC SERVANTS" IS COMMITTED TO A JUST AND PROPER CAUSE!

 

 

 

 

NEITHER AUDITOR MIKE NOR PUBLIUS WILL WIN, PLACE, OR SHOW IN THE GREAT MEDINA SPELLING BEE

WHAT'S WITH THESE GUYS ?  Just like PUBLIUS, AUDITOR MIKE CAN'T SPELL, OR CONSTRUCT A MEANINGFUL SENTENCE.  AUDITOR MIKE is one more fine "public servant" who has to memorize the spelling of his name when he bounds out of bed in the morning.

Most recently, one more of AUDITOR MIKE'S split personalities has sprung to his defense.  This time, KERRI posted AUDITOR MIKE'S retort to DUEYB, who is not obviously not going to vote for AUDITOR MIKE and won't, therefore, receive one of those coveted tax breaks, compliments of AUDITOR MIKE.

Let's take a look a what KERRI, one of AUDITOR MIKE'S many and varied personalities, has posted at the Topix website, referenced earlier at this blog:

Kerri

DueyB wrote:

My brother rented from him and he was a SOB. This good guy image is so ridiculous. Just can't figure out why Sheriff's office isn't doing more?

Duey I think youre a lying sob. I rent from him now and he has helpod my family and me out more times than i care to say here. best land lorde i ever rented rfom! your brother must have been a piece of work if Mike got rid of him

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The blogger has taken the liberty of taking notice of AUDITOR MIKE'S spelling errors (HIGHLIGHTED IN YELLOW).
 

Let's examine AUDITOR MIKE'S post, line by line!
 

AUDITOR MIKE'S first "sentence":

Duey I think youre a lying sob.

Firstly, AUDITOR MIKE failed to place a COMMA between the words "Duey" and "I."  AUDITOR MIKE used the word "youre," properly spelled "YOU'RE," an abbreviation for "YOU ARE."
 

Turning now to AUDITOR MIKE'S second sentence:

I rent from him now and he has helpod my family and me out more times than i care to say here.

HELPOD ???  Is AUDITOR MIKE referring to a "helipad," a landing zone for a helicopter. AUDITOR MIKE has apparently not yet learned that the personal pronoun "I" is always capitalized. Rather a surprise coming from a Medina County Republicrat. 
 

AUDITOR MIKE'S next "sentence" is a real beauty: 

best land lorde i ever rented rfom!

This is actually no sentence at all, but merely a prepositional phrase.  AUDITOR MIKE should long ago have learned that a true sentence requires a subject and a verb.  AUDITOR MIKE'S prepositional phrase, which he attempts to pass off as a sentence, has neither.
 

Next we must examine AUDITOR MIKE'S use and spelling of the term "land lorde."  AUDITOR MIKE obviously thinks of himself as Medina County royalty, given his spelling of the word "lorde," an Old English term, at best.  Perhaps AUDITOR MIKE intended to use the term "landlord."
 

Looking next to AUDITOR MIKE'S use of the term "RFOM."  Even though AUDITOR MIKE misspelled the term, the blogger agrees with AUDITOR MIKE that substantial REFORM is needed to remove the public corruption from Medina County Government.
 

The blogger believes the best way to achieve the result of REFORMING Medina County Government is to vote out of office all incumbents, including AUDITOR MIKE.  Readers can see from his post that AUDITOR MIKE agrees!
 

Finally, we take a look at AUDITOR MIKE'S final "sentence:"

your brother must have been a piece of work if Mike got rid of him

AUDITOR MIKE has violated two primary rules of sentence construction.  AUDITOR MIKE failed to capitalize the first word in a sentence, and failed to end his "sentence" with a PERIOD. A SENTENCE ALWAYS ENDS WITH A PERIOD!

AUDITOR MIKE'S last sentence does, however, raise some substantive issues.

How do we know that AUDITOR MIKE "got rid of" Duey's brother?  Maybe Duey's brother didn't like being visited during the evening hours by rats and cockroaches living within the walls of AUDITOR MIKE'S rental property.

Then again, with the ungodly increase in fuel prices, it may be Duey's brother could no longer afford the gasoline to drive to AUDITOR MIKE'S MEDINA COUNTY OFFICE TO PAY HIS MONTHLY RENT.

We must also consider the matter of KERRI, who may be one of the many and varied personalities  of AUDITOR MIKE.

KERRI, however, may very well be a real person, perhaps one of the many "models" depicted in the numerous photographs and videos from RUSSIAN PORN SITES that reside on the hard drive of AUDITOR MIKE'S Medina County Computer.  Perhaps KERI emigrated from Mother Russia and now lives in one of AUDITOR MIKE'S rental properties.

KERRI claims that AUDITOR MIKE "has helpod (HELPED'???) my family and me out more times than i care to say here."  It may very well be that AUDITOR MIKE sends along a few rubles each month back to Mother Russia in support of KERRI'S family.

It's hard to know!

One thing is certain, AUDITOR MIKE and PUBLIUS, both fine Medina County "public servants," certainly appear to be bordering on functional illiteracy. AUDITOR MIKE and PUBLIUS would be better served by enrolling in classes at the Medina County Achievement Center to take remedial spelling and grammar classes from the other students enrolled there.

AUDITOR MIKE WOULD ALSO BE WELL SERVED BY ACQUIRING AND STUDYING THE MOST RECENT EDITION OF SPELLING FOR DUMMIES !

  

PUBLIUS. THAT FINE MEDINA COUNTY "PUBLIC SERVANT," SEVERELY LACKS MENTAL CAPACITY !

Readers of this blog have already bee shown a number of email messages sent to this blog by PUBLIUS, a fine Medina County "public servant" and a Medina low-life, low-rent, third-rate, bottom-feeding, scumbag attorney with all of the character and integrity of a blowfly maggot.

It appears that PUBLIUS, in addition to his other character traits, seems to evidence a lack of mental capacity, as evidenced by the email message PUBLIUS sent to the blog in response to one of the posts appearing at his blog.

PUBLIUS,  using the alias "shutuppaul," sent the following email message to this blog:

[MEDINA CORRUPTION - ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT, BUT WASN'T UNTIL NOW!] New comment on TIME FOR A BRAIN TEASER!.

 

	MEDINA CORRUPTION		x

 

 

shutuppaul <noreply-comment@blogger.com>	1/2/11
to me

 

shutuppaul has left a new comment on your post "TIME FOR A BRAIN TEASER!":

This is not funny at all. Can't you focus on issues of substance, not childish comparisons to snakes

Poor PUBLIUS was really just upset that he lacks the intellectual capacity to solve the riddle presented in the blog post, since it takes more than two brain cells to solve it.

 

Perhaps you. the readers, may wish to take the challenge that defeated PUBLIUS!

 If so, just click in the link  "TIME FOR A BRAIN TEASER!" and take the challenge.

GOOD LUCK!

A TRIBUTE TO THE GREAT SPHINX IN MEDINA, EGYPT

As readers of this blog may or may not know , the City and County of Medina, Ohio were named after the ancient Egyptian village of Deir-el-Medina, an interesting place whose residents were artisans and craftsmen engaged in the production of monuments in the Valley of the Kings.

The GREAT SPHINX stands to the present day as a memorial to the creative talents and energies of those artisans who worked long and hard to create all of those longstanding memorials.

It is high time that the residents of the city and county of Medina, Ohio pay tribute to those ancient artisans and craftsmen who have produced monuments that have endured through the ages,

The blogger proposes that the Medina County Commissioners pass a resolution to sculpt a life-sized bronze statue of ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY LAPDOG jUDGE CHRISTOPHER CALAFATO-COLLIER.

Once the work is completed, the County Commissioners should hold a solemn ceremony on Medina's public square, dedicating the sculpture to the GREAT SPHINCTER OF OHIO, LAPDOG COLLIER, as a reminder to one and all how far we, in Medina County, have declined in human rights values since the time of the Ancient Egyptians since voters have been deprived of the opportunity to remove this slug political appointee from the bench in an honest and open, fair election.

AUDITOR MIKE CONCEDES HE'S A REPUBLICRAT TO ONE THOSE HOT BABES FROM MATCH.COM.

AUDITOR MIKE, in an apparent moment of weakness, has openly conceded that he belongs to the sleazy cult of Medina Republicrats.

At the Topix website, previously referenced at this blog, AUDITOR MIKE has posted the following message:

Republicans for Kovack

 

The worst crime in Medina politics? Your hair Anne, seriously, it isn't 1985 anymore...

Aside from the fact that AUDITOR MIKE has openly conceded that he's a MEDINA COUNTY REPUBLICRAT, AUDITOR MIKE'S post raises additional serious concerns for voters..

In the first place, AUDITOR MIKE, in the blogger's opinion, should not be flaunting his love life in the public eye.

AUDITOR MIKE has apparently chosen a public forum to critique "Anne's" hair style. WHAT? One would think that AUDITOR MIKE might have better things to do than compare "Anne's" hair style with those shown in the pages of his current edition of Glamour Magazine.

Then again, is it possible that AUDITOR MIKE has undertaken a course of advanced study at the Akron Barber College?  Not a bad idea, really, to have a fallback position for employment if someone actually performs an honest, independent investigation of AUDITOR MIKE'S CONDUCT IN OFFICE.

Readers will also take note that AUDITOR MIKE apparently woke up this morning and came to the startling realization that it is not 1985! AUDITOR MIKE really is a sharp guy, for a Medina Republicrat !  That realization, however, does not necessarily imply that AUDITOR MIKE is properly oriented to the present time and date.

Is it possible that AUDITOR MIKE actually believes that it is 2005?  Hard to know.

Beyond that, just who is "Anne?" 

Is it possible that AUDITOR MIKE has hooked up with one of those "models" shown in one of the many photos and videos from RUSSIAN PORN SITES found on his Medina County computer ?  Or is it possible that "Anne" is one of the many hot babes from MATCH.COM.
Apparently AUDITOR MIKE has an extensive list of MATCH.COM HOT BABES on his Medina County computer, as well.  Hard to know.

ONLY AUDITOR MIKE KNOWS FOR SURE!