In prior posts at this blog, readers have been shown that Cloverleaf PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON had expelled a young man for asserting his Fifth Amendment Rights.
By this time, PRINCIPAL BART was getting desperate. After all, he had violated the constitutional rights of the young man for asserting his Fifth Amendment rights, and PRINCIPAL BART was unable to produce the imaginary "hit list" which formed the real basis of the young man's expulsion!
In desperation, PRINCIPAL BART turned to DEPUTY DAWG to come up with the imaginary hit list. After no small amount of pondering this dilemma, DEPUTY DAWG put on his thinking cap (safely stored in the trunk of his car) and came up with a sure-fire tactic to find the imaginary "hit list." DEPUTY DAWG decided to obtain a search warrant for the young man's text messages!
DEPUTY DAWG followed through in his simply brilliant idea and obtained a search warrant for the young man's text messages, positive the he would uncover the imaginary "hit list."
The blogger has not has the opportunity to review DEPUTY DAWG'S application for the search warrant but, based upon the manner on which sheriff's deputies conduct "investigations," the blogger cannot believe that it passes constitutional muster.
DEPUTY DAWG likely applied to ILLEGITIMATE jUDGE LAPDOG COLLIER who is under the moronic belief that suspicion is sufficient to form probable cause!
Probable cause is nothing more than the probability that a crime has been committed and that the suspect probably committed the offense. That is the legal standard everywhere except in Medina County, where LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, believes in the standard of "POSSIBLE CAUSE." DUH!!!
Just what, do you suppose, was DEPUTY DAWG'S probable cause for a search warrant, PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON'S SUSPICIONS that the young man composed the imaginary "hit list?"
Well, DEPUTY DAWG apparently served his search warrant upon the young man's cell phone provider. Of course the search warrant was necessary because sheriff's deputies can not just barge into the telephone company and start rummaging through records without a warrant, like they do to residents' homes in the county.
Finally, DEPUTY DAWG realized the fruits of his "labors." The telephone company delivered over 600 pages of test message to and from the young man's phone.
AT LONG LAST VICTORY WAS IN THE GRASP OF DEPUTY DAWG AND PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON. THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT THAT THE IMAGINARY "HIT LIST" IS BURIED IN AND AMONG THOSE 600 PAGES OF TEXT MESSAGES.
DEPUTY DAWG got out his super-sized magnifying glass, issued to him by the Sherlock Homes School of Private Investigation (not to be confused with Sherlock Holmes, the fabled detective) and pored over those 600 pages of text messages.
ALAS!!! NOTHING. NOT A SINGLE SHRED OF EVIDENCE OF ANY "HIT LIST," WHICH ORIGINATED IN THE FERTILE IMAGINATION OF PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON.
WHAT HAPPENS THEREAFTER IS TRULY INCREDIBLE.
THIS SAGA WILL CONTINUE IN FOLLOWING POSTS.
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