ANOTHER "STORY" OF LYIN' & DENYIN' BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, "GODFATHER" OF HIS MEDINA CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB, PUBLISHED BY CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT IN THE MEDINA GASSETTE

HERE IS BUT ONE MORE "STORY" PUBLISHED BY CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT AT THE MEDINA GASSETTE, THE ORACLE OF MEDINA COUNTY REPUBLICRATS.

READERS MAY RECALL THE SENSATIONAL STORY PUBLISHED BY CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT ABOUT THE THREE YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER OF ERIC WARFEL WHO WAS FOUND DECEASED IN A MEDINA APARTMENT.  CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT, GUSHING OVER EVERY DECEITFUL WORD ROLLING OFF THE FORKED TONGUE OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF HIS CRIME SYNDICATE. THE MEDINA MOB, WAS QUICK TO PRINT HOE-MAN'S CLAIM THAT THE BODY OF THE YOUNG GIRL HAD BEEN DELIBERATELY COVERED WITH GARBAGE !

OF COURSE, THE CUB REPORTER NEVER BOTHERED TO CHECK THE FACTS.  IF HE HAD, HE WOULD HAVE QUICKLY LEARNED THAT HOE-MAN WAS LYING TO HIM.
OF COURSE, HOE-MAN USES GRUNT AS A STOOGE TO POISON THE JURY POOL - ONE OF HOE-MAN'S USUAL AND CUSTOMARY PRACTICES INTENDED TO DEPRIVE THE ACCUSED, IN THIS CASE ERIC WARFEL, OF A FAIR TRIAL.

LATER, HOWEVER, HOE-MAN HAD TO EAT HIS WORDS, AND A LITTLE HUMBLE PIE AS WELL, WHEN HE WAS FORCED TO RETRACT THE LIE, WHEN THE RESPONDING POLICE OFFICERS DISPUTED HOE-MAN'S DELIBERATE FALSE CLAIMS!

HOE-MAN, OF COURSE, TRIED TO TURN A SOW'S EAR INTO A SILK PURSE BY BLAMING THE POLICE FOR HIS OUTRIGHT LIE, WHICH CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT WAS QUICK TO PUBLISH IN THE MEDINA GASSETTE HEADLINE:

HERE'S ANOTHER SIMPLY PRECIOUS QUOTE FROM HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, THAT QUICKLY FOUND ITS WAY INTO PRINT IN THE MEDINA GASSETTE, COMPLIMENTS OF CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT:

NOW HERE'S ANOTHER WHOPPER THAT THE CUB REPORTER WAS QUICK TO PUBLISH, EASILY DEFEATED BY THE FACTS, HAD GRUNT BOTHERED TO CHECK:

NOW, LET'S CONSIDER THE MATTER OF MR. WARFEL'S BOND.  "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS NEVER USED HIS INDEPENDENT JUDGMENT (AS IF HE HAS ANY "JUDGMENT AT ALL) TO SET BOND.  "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, NO MORE THAN HOE-MAN'S STOOGE AND LAPDOG, SIMPLY LETS HOE-MAN SET BOND IN EVERY CASE BEFORE "WEASELPECKER."  EVERY COURT DOCKET CONFIRMS THIS FACT.

YOU THE READER CAN SEE HOE-MAN'S OWN WORDS.  "THAT MISTAKEN INFORMATION HAS NEVER APPEARED IN ANY COURT DOCUMENTS SINCE THE MUNICIPAL COURT."

WRONG!  HOE-MAN'S BULLSHIT METER PEGS AT 100 ONCE AGAIN!

WHAT SAY WE LOOK AT HOE-MAN'S MOTION [DEMAND] TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TO SET BOND AT $1 MILLION.

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NICE TRY, DINO, BUT THAT JUST DOESN'T CUT THE MUSTARD!

THE ONLY BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS FOR MEDINA GASSETTE CUB REPORTER IS THAT, WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HE IS NOT CUT OUT FOR THE "NEWS" BUSINESS, HE IS WELL QUALIFIED TO WORK ALONGSIDE DEPUTIES DOUGLAS CLINAGE AND FRANK TELATKO OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.  THEY CAN'T GET THE FACTS RIGHT, EITHER.