PROGRESS ON MEDINA COMMEMORATIVE STATUARY GRINDS TO A SUDDEN HALT OVER DISPUTE !

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG MAY RECALL THAT, IN AN EARLIER POST AT THIS BLOG, THE BLOGGER DREW READERS' ATTENTION THAT MEDINA CITY AND COUNTY IN OHIO WERE NAMED AFTER MEDINA IN EGYPT.  MEDINA IN EGYPT, IN ANTIQUITY, HAD BEEN THE HOME OF EGYPTIAN ARTISANS AND CRAFTSMEN WHO CONCEIVED, DESIGNED SOME OF EGYPT'S MOST ASTOUNDING WONDERS OF THE WORLD, WHICH HAVE SURVIVED TO THE PRESENT DAY.

SOME OF THOSE WONDERS INCLUDE THE PYRAMIDS AND, OF COURSE, THE GREAT SPHINX.  THE BLOGGER PROPOSED THAT, IN THE SPIRIT OF THOSE ACCOMPLISHED ARTISANS AND CRAFTSMEN OF EGYPT PAST, THE MEDINA COUNTY COMMISSIONERS OUGHT TO COMMISSION A BRONZE STATUE, TO BE PLACED ON THE MEDINA PUBLIC SQUARE AND TO BE DEDICATED TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, AND DUBBED "THE GREAT SPHINCTER OF OHIO."  Please see prior post at this blog captioned A TRIBUTE TO THE GREAT SPHINX IN MEDINA, EGYPT easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2014/09/a-tribute-to-great-sphinx-in-medina.html

WELL, THAT SUGGESTION HAS CAUGHT ON AND THE COUNTY COMMISSIONERS COMMISSIONED SUCH A WORK OF PERMANENT ART.

THE SCULPTURE OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS COMPLETE, BUT THE ENTIRE WORK HAS GROUND TO A HALT IN A DISPUTE OF HOW, AND WHERE, TO PLACE THE CORRESPONDING STATUE OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME AND THE MEDINA MOB.

THE COMPLETED PORTION OF THE STATUARY, DEPICTING THE BRONZED IMAGE OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, IS SHOWN BELOW:

THE PRESENT DILEMMA, WHICH HAS GROUND THE PROJECT TO A HALT, ARISES FROM A DISUPUTE ABOUT:

1)  WHETHER TO DEPICT HOE-MAN'S GENITALIA IN THE USUAL FLACCID STATE

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2) WITH AN ERECT PENIS, WHICH MANY CONSIDER TO BE AN UNREALISTIC CHARACTERIZATION OF HOE-MAN, GENERALLY

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3)  WHETHER TO PLACE HOE-MAN'S IMAGE STANDING AT THE HEAD OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WITH ERECT PENIS

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4)  WHETHER TO PLACE HOE-MAN'S IMAGE, WITH ERECT PENIS, KNEELING DIRECTLY BEHIND "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

NOW, THE COUNTY COMMISSIONERS HAVE NOT REQUESTED THE BLOGGER'S INPUT TO RESOLVE THIS DISPUTE.

FOR MY MONEY, PLACING THE STATUARY OF DINO HOE-MAN STANDING AT THE HEAD OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WITH ERECT PENIS, MORE REASONABLY CHARACTERIZES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN "WEASELPECKER" AND HOE-MAN WHO IS, AFTER ALL, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME AND THE MEDINA MOB !