INGENIOUS READER PROPOSES A TIE-BREAKER: MÉNAGE A TROIS!

IN THE IMMEDIATELY PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG, THE BLOGGER REPORTED A CONUNDRUM INVOLVING THE FINALITY OF A COMMEMORATIVE SCULPTURE COMMISSIONED BY THE MEDINA COUNTY COMMISSIONERS, AT TAXPAYER EXPENSE OF COURSE, TO BE PERMANENTLY ENSHRINED ON MEDINA'S PUBLIC SQUARE AND DEDICATED TO "CHRISTOPHER COLLIER, THE GREAT SPHINCTER OF OHIO."

AS REPORTED, THE DILEMMA AND DISPUTE AROSE WHEN, COMPLETING THE MEMORIAL, WHETHER TO PLACE A BRONZE STATUE OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") EITHER STANDING WITH ERECT PENIS AT THE HEAD OF "WEASELPECKER'S" STATUE OR, IN THE ALTERNATIVE, KNEELING WITH ERECT PENIS BEHIND "WEASELPECKER."

WHILE THE BLOGGER BELIEVES THAT A STATUE OF HOE-MAN STANDING AT THE HEAD OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WITH ERECT PENIS, AND "WEASELPECKER'S" MOUTH AGAPE, APTLY DEPICTS THE LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, AN ENTERPRISING READER OF THIS BLOG HAS PROPOSED A THIRD ALTERNATIVE WHICH MAY VERY WELL RESOLVE THE DISPUTE BETWEEN MEDINA COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.

THE READER PROPOSES TO PLACE THE BRONZE STATUE OF DINO HOE-MAN WITH ERECT PENIS ON HIS KNEES KNEELING AT THE REAR OF THE BRONZED IMAGE OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, SHOWN AT THE EARLIER POST AT THIS BLOG.

THIS IMAGINATIVE READER PROPOSES TO ADD A THIRD ELEMENT TO THE COMMEMORATIVE STATUE BY ADDING THE BRONZED IMAGE OF DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER 'S COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS,  AND MAIN SQUEEZE.

THIS CREATIVE READER PROPOSES TO CREATE A BRONZED IMAGE OF GARRITY AU NATUREL AND LEGS SPREAD WIDE.  THE READER PROPOSES TO PLACE THE STATUARY OF GARRITY, LYING ON HER BACK, WITH HER EACH OF HER ANKLES ASTRIDE EACH OF "WEASELPECKER'S" ELBOWS!

WHEN VIEWING THE INCOMPLETE MEMORIAL STATUE PRESENTLY CONSISTING ONLY OF THE BRONZED IMAGE OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, SHOWN BELOW, IT IS NOT PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE THE FINALIZED VERSION OF THE COMMEMORATIVE STATUE AS ENVISIONED BY A READER OF THIS BLOG.

THE READER WHO PROPOSED THIS SOLUTION IS OBVIOUSLY AN ARTIST WITH A KEEN EYE FOR SYMMETRY AND COMPOSITION.  THE IMAGERY OF THE READER'S PROPOSED SOLUTION TO THIS DILEMMA PERFECTLY CAPTURES THE SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THESE THREE F@@K-UPS, WHO HAVE PARTICIPATED IN THIS MENAGE A TROIS FOR AT LEAST THE PAST TEN YEARS.

THE READER'S PROPOSED SOLUTION TO THIS CONUNDRUM IS SIMPLY PRICELESS !!!