THIS ELECTION CYCLE, HOWEVER, IS MUCH DIFFERENT FOR ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WHO HAS NEVER BEFORE HAD TO CAMPAIGN FOR A SEAT ON THE COMMON PLEAS COURT WHICH, UP TO THIS TIME, HAS BEEN A GIFT TO HIM BY MEDINA COUNTY DEMS IN A SWEETHEART DEAL BETWEEN THE DEMS AND PUBS WINGS OF THE MEDINA COUNTY REPUBLICRAT PARTY.
THIS IS AN ALTOGETHER NEW AND FRIGHTENING PROPOSITION FOR "WEASELPECKER" WHO, AFTER NEARLY 20 YEARS AS AN ILLEGITIMATE APPOINTED "JUDICIAL OFFICER" WHO HAS NEVER BEFORE HAD TO CAMPAIGN BY VIRTUE OF THE FACT THAT MEDINA COUNTY DEMS, LEAD BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, HAD GRANTED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER A LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE BENCH AS LONG AS HE "PLAYED BALL" WITH HOE-MAN AND STRICTLY COMPLIED WITH HOE-MAN'S EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS BY RAILROADING INNOCENT MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS AND WREAKING HAVOC WITH THE FAMILIES OF ALL THESE VICTIMIZED INNOCENT CITIZENS.
HOE-MAN AND THE MEDINA COUNTY DEMS RECENTLY WITHDREW "WEASELPECKER'S" LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY BENCH WHEN HE BECAME A LIABILITY. DISCLOSURES AT THIS BLOG AND ELSEWHERE THAT "WEASELPECKER" HAS BEEN IN A LONGSTANDING SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH DONNA GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL". COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) COUPLED WITH THE FACT THAT "WEASELPECKER" AND GARRITY HAVE BEEN UNLAWFULLY TAMPERING WITH TRANSCRIPTS SINCE AT LEAST AS EARLY AS 2003, WAS ALL IT TOOK FOR THE DEMS TO CUT TIES WITH "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.
IT WAS FURTHER NECESSARY FOR HOE- MAN TO CUT TIES WITH COLLIER AND GARRITY BECAUSE HOE-MAN PRESUMED UPON THE "WEASELPECKER/GARRITY" SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP TO PRESSURE GARRITY TO PERMIT HOE-MAN TO UNLAWFULLY TAMPER WITH TRANSCRIPTS AS WELL.
BECAUSE OF THESE FACTORS, MEDINA COUNTY DEMS HAVE CHOSEN TO RUN AN OPPONENT AGAINST COLLIER - FOR THE FIRST TIME IN "WEASELPECKR'S" CORRUPT AND LACKLUSTER TENURE ON THE COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS FORMED A RE-ELECTION COMMITTEE CHAIRED BY HIS PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY. THE COMMITTEE HAS BEEN WORKING ON A SERIES OF DISINGENUOUS CAMPAIGN PLEDGES, WHICH "WEASELPECKER" INTENDS TO OFFER UP TO GULLIBLE, UNINFORMED VOTERS WHO BLINDLY VOTE ALONG STRAIGHT PARTY LINES.
SHOWN BELOW IS THE FIRST OF MANY OF "WEASELPECKER'S" PLEDGES THAT HE IN NO WAY INTENDS TO KEEP:
I PLEDGE, IF RE- ELECTED, TO REFRAIN FROM UNLAWFULLY TAMPERING WITH AND MATERIALLY ALTERING ANY MORE OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPTS OF COURT PROCEEDINGS, WHICH I HAVE DONE SINCE AS EARLY AS 2003, AIDED AND ABETTED BY MY OFFICIAL COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA GARRITY!
DO YOU, THE READERS, TRUST "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TO FULFILL THIS PLEDGE?
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