NOW THAT THE CAMPAIGN SEASON IS IN FULL SWING, REPUBLICRATS SEEKING VICTORIES IN THE GENERAL ELECTION ARE FACED WITH THE MATTER OF RAISING FUNDS, PARTICULARLY FROM SPECIAL INTEREST GROUPS, TO FUND THEIR CAMPAIGNS.
ALL MEDINA REPUBLICRATS. HAVE SIGNED A PLEDGE TO REFRAIN FROM USING ANY PERSONAL FUNDS DERIVED FROM GRAFT AND CORRUPTION TO FILL CAMPAIGN COFFERS SO AS TO AVOID GIVING CERTAIN MEDINA COUNTY REPUBLICRAT OFFICE HOLDERS AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE OVER THOSE CANDIDATES WHO ARE NOT IN THE ENVIABLE POSITION OF EXTORTING BIG MONEY FROM CERTAIN "SPECIAL INTEREST" GROUPS.
IN ORDER TO EVENLY SPREAD THE WEALTH, THE LOCAL CHAPTER OF THE KKK HAS HELD ITS ANNUAL SUMMER KLANBAKE WITH ALL PROCEEDS GOING TO THE MEDINA REPUBLICRAT PARTY.
MEMBERS OF THE LOCAL CHAPTER TURNED OUT IN FULL DRESS UNIFORM!
TO LIVEN UP THE EVENT, THE KKK CHAPTER HELD A "SCARIEST GHOST" CONTEST. CHECK OUT THE VIDEO AT THE LINK BELOW FOR AN AMUSING LOOK AT THIS FUN-FILLED EVENT.
httpshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eR720J98K_g
THE CONTEST, HOWEVER, CAUSED A FUROR AMONG THOSE VERY FEW REPUBLICRAT CANDIDATES WHO ARE NOT CARD-CARRYING MEMBERS OF THE MEDINA COUNTY CHAPTER OF THE KKK AND WHO COMPLAINED THAT MEDINA COUNTY OFFICE HOLDERS PARTICIPATED IN THE CONTEST WHEREAS THOSE WHO WERE SIMPLY CANDIDATES FOR ELECTED OFFICE WITH NO PRIOR HISTORY OF "PUBLIC SERVICE" WERE DEPRIVED OF THE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO COMPETE.
ISN'T THAT IRONIC?
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