THE REPUBLICANS ARE WHOOPING AND HOLLERING IN DOWNTOWN CLEVELAND, PREPARING TO NOMINATE THEIR CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES FOLLOWING LAST NIGHT'S PLAGIARIZED SPEECH BY MELANIA TRUMP, ORIGINALLY DELIVERED TO DEMOCRATS BY MICHELLE OBAMA.
IMITATION IS THE GREATEST FORM OF FLATTERY!
BESIDES THE SPEECH OF MELANIA TRUMP, PUBS YESTERDAY DEFEATED THE "DUMP TRUMP" MOVEMENT BREWING IN THE MOST "CONSERVATIVE" WING OF THE PARTY. IN A VOICE VOTE, THE MAJORITY DEFEATED A PROPOSED CHANGE TO THE PARTY RULES WHICH WOULD HAVE PERMITTED PLEDGED DELEGATES TO ARBITRARILY ABANDON TRUMP AND CAST THEIR VOTES FOR ALTERNATIVE CANDIDATE MITT ROMNEY.
ROMNEY'S VOTER PROFILE CAN BE FOUND AT THE FOLLOWING LINK:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c6lyc3OuFTA
IN POLITICAL MATTERS CLOSER TO HOME, THE CAMPAIGN CYCLE FOR UPCOMING GENERAL ELECTIONS IS ABOUT TO GO INTO FULL SWING.
THE REPUBLICAN WING OF THE MEDINA REPUBLICRAT PARTY IS SHOWING SOME CONCERN THAT THEIR INCUMBENT CANDIDATE FOR A SEAT ON THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS, THAT CHEESE-EATING RAT BASTARD ILLEGITIMATE PHILANDERING "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE MAY NOT MAKE THE FINAL CUT WITH INFORMED VOTERS.
IT IS WORTHY OF RECALL THAT JOHN OFF, III, THE PATRIARCH OF THE OFF FAMILY, HAS FORMERLY REMARKED THAT HE LOOKS AT COLLIER AS ANOTHER SON AND HAS PLEDGED TO "KEEP ANOTHER JACK OFF ON THE BENCH IN MEDINA COUNTY."
AFTER A LENGTHY PRELIMINARY BRAINSTORMING SESSION, THE REPUBLICRATS HAVE PROPOSED AN INITIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGAN TO PROMOTE THE RE-ELECTION OF THIS DUMBASS TO THE MEDINA COUNTY BENCH:
"WHEN LIFE HAS TAKEN THE WIND OUT OF YOUR SAILS, JUST REMEMBER COLLIER BLOWS!"
CATCHY, ISN'T IT?
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