CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE OF ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, CHAIRED BY "WEASELPECKER'S" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, RELEASES LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN SLOGAN !!

THE CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE OF PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, CHAIRED BY "WEASELPECKER'S" OFFICIAL COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), DONNA GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER'S" CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, HAS ISSUED A LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN SLOGAN TO APPEAL TO ALL THE UNINFORMED VOTERS IN MEDINA COUNTY.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE HAS BEEN INSPIRED BY THE MANTRA OF HILLARY CLINTON'S PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, "WHEN THEY GO LOW, WE GO HIGH!"

HERE, THEN, IS "WEASELPECKER'S" LATEST CAMPAIGN SLOGAN:

WHEN THEY GO LOW, I GET HIGH !