DOOM ND GLOOM HAS SETTLED IN OVER AT THE "NEWSROOM" OF THE MEDINA GASSETTE, THE ORACLE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY REPUBLICRAT PARTY. GASSETTE EMPLOYEES AWOKE ON WEDNESDAY MORNING TO THE SHATTERING NEWS THAT THEIR ONLY "SOURCE" OF MEDINA COUNTY "NEWS", CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN HAD BEEN DEFEATED IN THE GENERAL ELECTION.
FOR YEARS, HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME AND HIS PERSONAL CRIME SYNDICATE THE MEDINA MOB, HAS BEEN THE ONLY "SOURCE" OF "NEWS" AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL, AND RAILROAD STATION.
HOE-MAN HAD ALWAYS BEEN GOOD FOR A JUICY, ALBEIT FALSE AND FRAUDULENT, "NEWS" RELEASE, PROVIDING UNTRUE DETAILS OF ALLEGED "CRIMES," OFTEN WHERE THERE WAS, INDEED, NO CRIME AT ALL.
THIS, OF COURSE, HAS ITS ADVANTAGES FOR HOE-MAN, ENABLING HIM TO PREJUDICE EVERY INNOCENT PERSON HE CHOSE TO FRAME BY POISONING THE MEDINA COUNTY JURY POOL.
TODAY, HOE-MAN IS OUT SHOPPING FOR A GOOD PAIR OF RUNNING SHOES IN PREPARATION FOR HIS NEW CAREER, CHASING AMBULANCES.
GIVEN THE PALL THAT'S FALLEN OVER THE MEDINA COUNTY NO-NEWS MEDIA, THE MEDINA GASSETTE AND RAT TV HAVE GONE, ONCE AGAIN, TO THEIR AFFILIATE INTERNATIONAL "NEWS" ORGANIZATION TO BROADCAST INTERNATIONAL REACTION TO THE RESULTS OF THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YQN6L3VnNY
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7tmp9Obos0E
NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY!
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