FOLLOWING ARE THE "UNOFFICIAL" ELECTION RESULTS, GRUDGINGLY PUBLISHED AT THE ONLINE EDITION OF THE MEDINA GASSETTE:
*THE "(D)" DESIGNATION STANDS FOR D@@KHEAD.
AS READERS CAN SEE, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF HIS VERY OWN PERSONAL ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB, LOST THE ELECTION BY A WHISKER-THIN MARGIN OF ONLY 3,386 VOTES!
HOE-MAN HAS DEMANDED A VOTE RECOUNT!
HE JUST CANNOT BELIEVE THAT HIS ORGANIZED CRIME CRONIES HAVE FAILED TO SUFFICIENTLY STUFF THE BALLOT BOXES IN THE ELECTION TO WARRANT HIS VICTORY IN ANOTHER RIGGED MEDINA COUNTY ELECTION. OBVIOUSLY, SOMEBODY SIMPLY DROPPED THE BALL.
NOW THAT HOE-MAN HAS BEEN VOTED OUT, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT HE HAS ABANDONED HIS POSITION AS THE "GODFATHER" OF THE MEDINA MOB.
READERS SHOULD REMEMBER THAT HOE-MAN CONTINUES TO OWN THE JUDGES OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS AS WELL AS RETIRED "VISITING" JUDGES LIKE RICHARD "WEASEL DICK" MARKUS, CHIEF AMONG MORONS, AND PATRICIA COSGROVE WHO DENIES SEEING THE FOREST FOR THE TREES!
HOE-MAN CAN STILL MAKE A "KILLING" AT A SIGNIFICANT COST TO MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS.
NEVERTHELESS, HE IS HARMLESS TO FRAME INNOCENT CITIZENS AS HE HAS DONE SO OFTEN IN THE PAST!
WHAT FOR HOE-MAN TO DO NEXT?
WHILE HOE-MAN HAS BEEN SHOPPING FOR A NEW PAIR OF RUNNING SHOES TO EMBARK ON HIS NEW CAREER OF CHASING AMBULANCES, HE IS NOT ANY LONGER A SPRING CHICKEN AND LIKELY UNABLE TO BEAT THESE YOUNG, VIBRANT LOCAL JAGOFF ATTORNEYS IN A FOOT RACE TO OBTAIN THE "BUSINESS" FROM ACCIDENT VICTIMS.
PERHAPS, WITH ALL OF HIS POLITICAL "CONNECTIONS," HE CAN SET UP AN OFFICE IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM OF MEDINA HOSPITAL. THAT WAY, THE "BUSINESS" WILL COME TO HIM. SIMPLY BRILLIANT!
IN ANY EVENT, DINO, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL, & RAILROAD STATION! GOOD RIDDANCE!
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