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As we are through the EVIDENCE of LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S corrupt conduct presented in the MOTION TO DISMISS WITH PREJUDICE ON THE GROUNDS OF PROSECUTORIAL AND JUDICIAL BAD FAITH AND MISCONDUCT, which turns out to be an expose of the corruption endemic in the Medina County "JUSTUS" system, it is apparent that LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER will not escape this scandal unscathed.
GIVEN THE FACT THAT THE EVIDENCE POINTS SQUARELY AT LAPDOG COLLIER AS THE THIRD-RATE, LOW-RENT, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SCUM-SUCKING, GRAVE-ROBBING, AMBULANCE-CHASING, SCUMBAG MEDINA ATTORNEY WITH NO MORE CHARACTER THAN A BLOWFLY MAGGOT HIDING BEHIND THE ALIAS "PUBLIUS," IT ONLY SEEMS APPROPRIATE TO LOOK TO LAPDOG'S CAREER "OPTIONS," GOING FORWARD.
PEERING INTO A CRYSTAL BALL, LET US SEE WHAT THE FUTURE MAY HOLD FOR LAPDOG COLLIER . . .
THERE IS GOOD SIGNAGE SO THAT HIS MAIL WILL BE DELIVERED WITHOUT DELAY.
LAPDOG'S OLD FRIENDS, BOTH OF THEM, WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE AT ALL KEEPING IN TOUCH.
OF COURSE, THE FIRST QUESTION THAT COMES TO MIND IS HOW LAPDOG WILL TRANSITION TO HIS NEW CAREER "CHOICE." LET'S SEE WHAT THE CRYSTAL BALL MAY REVEAL ABOUT THIS VERY MATTER . . .
THAT IS ONE PROBLEM SOLVED! THE NEXT QUESTION THAT ARISES IS JUST WHO WILL BE THERE TO RECEIVE HIM IN HIS NEW CAREER "CHOICE." LET'S TURN BACK TO THE CRYSTAL BALL . . .
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? THERE IS A RECEPTION COMMITTEE WAITING TO WELCOME LAPDOG AND MAKE HIS STAY AS ENJOYABLE AS POSSIBLE. NOTHING CAN REPLACE GOOD FELLOWSHIP BETWEEN COLLIER AND HIS NEW FRIENDS.
SOON AFTER ARRIVAL, LAPDOG CAN LOOK FORWARD TO THE INITIATION CEREMONY, A GESTURE OF GOOD WILL AMONG HIS PEERS.
AND WHAT OF THE ACCOMMODATIONS AT HIS NEW CAREER "CHOICE?"
WHAT A RELIEF! LAPDOG COLLIER WON'T BE LONELY, TO BE SURE.
GOOD, SOLID MEALS ARE SERVED CAFETERIA STYLE, WITH "SECONDS" AVAILABLE ACCOMPANIED BY GOOD CONVERSATION AT MEALS.
WHAT, DOES THE CRYSTAL BALL SAY, ABOUT WHAT LAPDOG COLLIER WILL BE DOING WITH HIS FREE TIME, WHEN HE ISN'T BUSY ALTERING TRANSCRIPTS? IT SEEMS SEVERAL OPTIONS ARE AVAILABLE TO HIM . . .
WELL, LAPDOG CAN SPEND TIME SOAKING IN THE GRANDEUR OF THE LOCAL ARCHITECTURE . . .
OR, HE CAN TAKE CLASSES IN ARTS AND CRAFTS . . .
OR PARTICIPATE IN ORGANIZED PHYSICAL EXERCISE ACTIVITIES, LIKE DANCE CLASS . . .
OR AEROBICS . . .
OR PRACTICE HIS ARTWORK . . .
OR EVEN WORKOUT WITH A PERSONAL TRAINER . . .
HE MAY EVEN ADOPT A PET.
LAPDOG WILL HAVE AMPLE TIME FOR HIS PERSONAL SPIRITUAL GROWTH . . .
AND, IF HE CHOOSES, LAPDOG CAN EVEN JOIN THE CHOIR.
COLLIER WILL HAVE TIME TO DEVELOP NEW FRIENDS, EVEN PEN PALS, WITH THE SAME VALUES HE HOLDS SO DEAR . . .
THEN AGAIN, THERE WILL BE MONTHLY MEETINGS OF SOME OF LAPDOG'S OTHER PEERS, ATTORNEYS FROM THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR & PICKPOCKET ASSOCIATION, SIMILARLY SITUATED TO LAPDOG COLLIER . . .
LAPDOG MAY VERY WELL BE ABLE TO HOLD COURT AS WELL . . .
OF COURSE, LAPDOG WILL HAVE TO TRY TO AVOID THOSE LITTLE DISAGREEMENTS BETWEEN HIS PEERS THAT OCCUR FROM TIME TO TIME.
LAPDOG WILL HAVE AMPLE PRIVATE TIME TO BE ALONE WITH HIS THOUGHTS.
LAPDOG WILL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MEDITATE, AS WELL.
IF EVER LAPDOG FINDS HIMSELF FEELING DOWN AND BLUE, HE CAN PARTICIPATE IN GROUP THERAPY SESSIONS.
WHEN HE TURNS DOWN THE COVERS AT NIGHT, LAPDOG WILL BE DREAMING OF THIS . . .
BUT WHEN HE AWAKENS IN THE MORNING, HE'LL BE LOOKING AT THIS . . .
OF COURSE, LAPDOG WON'T BE HAVING CONJUGAL VISITS WITH DONNA GARRITY, HIS MAIN SQUEEZE ANYTIME SOON.
THERE ARE SOME LIMITED DOWNSIDES TO "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S NEW CAREER CHOICE, LIMITED THOUGH THEY MAY BE.
LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER LIKELY WON'T BE ATTENDING HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING. THAT, OF COURSE, PRESUMES THAT HE WOULD EVEN BE INVITED.
AND LAPDOG WON'T LIKELY BE AROUND TO WELCOME HIS GRANDKIDS INTO THE WORLD.
ALTHOUGH, TO BE SURE, LAPDOG'S DAUGHTER AND SON-IN-LAW WILL MOST CERTAINLY KEEP HIM UPDATED WITH THE MOST RECENT FAMILY PHOTOS.
WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, WE WISH LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER MUCH SUCCESS IN HIS NEW CAREER "CHOICE." IT IS SO RICHLY DESERVED!!!
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