Tuesday, August 23, 2016

NWS HONORS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER

THE TROPICAL STORM SEASON IS RAMPING UP IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.  IN FACT, AT THR PRESENT MOMENT SEVERAL TROPICAL STORMS, POTENTIAL HURRICANES ONE AND ALL, ARE BREWING IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.

THE LATEST NAMED STORM IS "GASTON," AS THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TICKS OFF THE LIST OF NAMES ON THIS YEAR'S PROGRESSION OF TROPICAL EVENTS.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN WATCHING THIS YEAR'S TROPICAL SEASON WITH BATED BREATH.

THIS YEAR, THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE (NWS) HAS EXTENDED THE HONOR TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER BY NAMING A POTENTIAL TROPICAL STORM AFTER HIM. IN FACT, ONLY THREE MORE STORMS AND "WEASELPECKER". WILL GO INTO THE RECORD BOOKS.

WHY MIGHT YOU, THE READERS ASK, ARE THERE ONLY THREE TROPICAL  EVENTS REMAINING?  THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS QUITE STRAIGHTFORWARD AND ACTUALLY QUITE SIMPLE.

UPON THE FORMATION OF THE THIRD UPCOMING EVENT, THE NWS WILL NAME IT TROPICAL STORM JERK-OFF!

FITTING, ISN'T IT?  AND QUITE AN HONOR AS WELL!

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