RAT TV WEATHER FORECAST FOR THE "PUBLIC SERVANTS" AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL, AND RAILROAD STATION

WE ALL KNOW THE IMPORTANCE OF KEEPING AN EYE ON THE WEATHER.  ONE CAN NEVER KNOW WHEN SEVERE WEATHER WILL STRIKE, CAUSING PANIC AND CONFUSION AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL, AND RAILROAD STATION.

CERTAIN "PUBLIC SERVANTS" AT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1, AND THE MORONS OVER AT THE OFFICE OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, AND ESPECIALLY HOE-MAN HIMSELF, HAVE COMPLAINED THAT WEATHER FORECASTS BROADCAST BY THE WEATHER CHANNEL CAN BE DOWNRIGHT CONFUSING.  ALL THOSE CRAZY LINES, DESCRIBED AS HIGHS AND LOWS, ON MAPS CAN  BE COMPLETELY UNDECIPHERABLE.

IN STEPS RAT TV, DEVOTED TO SERVING THE NEEDS OF CHESSE-EATING RAT BASTARDS LIKE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND DINO HOE-MAN, TO ADDRESS THIS PROBLEM, SIMPLIFYING WEATHER FORECASTS FOR THE "ROADS SCHOLARS" OVER THERE.  "ROADS SCHOLARS" ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "RHODES SCHOLARS."  "ROADS SCHOLARS" ARE THOSE AT THE MEDNA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL, AND RAILROAD STATION WHO NEED TO NAVIGATE THE DISTANCE FROM THE MEDINA TOWN SQUARE TO INTERSTATE 71 BY CONSULTING A ROAD MAP ON A DAILY BASIS.  MEDINA'S "ROADS SCHOLARS" INCLUDE, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO, "WEASLPECKER" COLLIER, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, JENNIFER LOONEY, DINO HOE-MAN, MUSTAFAH RAZAVI, SCOTT  SLEAZEBURY. STA-PUF KERN, AS WELL AS VISITING JUDGE RICHARD "WEASEL DICK" MARKUS, CHIEF AMONG MORONS.  THERE ARE MANY OTHERS, OF COURSE, BUT THE BLOGGER HAS NAMED JUST A FEW IN THE INTEREST OF BREVITY.

HERE, THEN, IS THE DUMBED-DOWN VERSION OF THE WEATHER FORECAST BROADCAST BY RAT TV FOR ALL OF THESE MEDINA "ROADS SCHOLARS":

http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/we-dumb-it-down-the-best-we-can-for-our-viewers-in-the-deep-south-1753

AT LONG LAST, RAT TV HAS STEPPED UP TO FILL THE GAP IN ORDER TO PROVIDE UNDERSTANDABLE PROGRAMMING FOR MEDINA'S INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED "PUBLIC SERVANTS!