"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER CONSIDERS CHALLENGE TO IOC RULING

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN DEVASTATED BY A RECENT RULING OF THE INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE, WHICH HAS REJECTED HIS BID TO COMPETE IN A NEW SPORT AT THE 2016 RIO GAMES: POCKET POOL.

Golf, sevens rugby and kitesurfing take center stage at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio. The 2016 Games will hold 28 sports and 38 disciplines in total; golf and sevens rugby were voted into the final two spots of competition, and kitesurfing replaces windsurfing in the program.

MORE INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND ONLINE AT http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1294490-2016-olympics-golf-rugby-and-kitesurfing-events-debuting-in-rio 

'WEASELPECKER COLLIER. WHO HAS BEEN PRACTICING POCKET POOL FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS WHILE SEATED ON THE BENCH IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, RAILROAD STATION, BROTHEL, AND MOSQUE WAS "SHOOTING" FOR A GOLD MEDAL.  HIS HOPES HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY DASHED BY THE RECENT RULING FROM THE IOC, EFFECTIVELY ELIMINATING "WEASELPECKER'S" CHANCES OF COMPETING IN POCKET POOL ON THE WORLD STAGE.

SHOWN BELOW IS THE ABSTRACT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S PROPOSAL TO THE IOC:

ABSTRACT

 A nice set of boobs regardless of size has always been known to drive me to do all kinds of wild and crazy things and I see no reason why I should change that now! Pocket Pool has been around for quite some time but now I can play WITH my court reporter (with benefits) and WITH permission of the IOC! My super training programming has effectively connected the dots...cleavage, ball itching, scratching to touching, touching to rubbing to wet spot, sealing my experience for continued Pocket Pool success at all times and places and assuring my first-place finish and a gold medal in the proposed competition, Pocket Pool! 

"WEASELPECKER'S" FAVORITE GAME?  TWO BALLS IN THE LEFT PANTS POCKET.

ADMITTEDLY. IF PERMITTED TO COMPETE, "WEASELPECKER" WOULD BE AT A DECIDED DISADVANTAGE AND WOULD LIKELY BE ELIMINATED IN THE QUALIFYING ROUNDS OF TWO BALLS IN THE RIGHT PANTS POCKET.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME IN HIS RIGHT WRIST, A PERMANENT INJURY HE ACQUIRED WHILE PERFECTING HIS GAME OF TWO BALLS IN THE RIGHT PANTS POCKET!

SUCH ARE THE PERILS OF INTENSIVE OLYMPIC TRAINING OVER A PROLONGED PERIOD!