THE LATEST IN BREAKING NEWS, NOT TO BE FOUND ELSEWHERE:
MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS FED UP WITH THE PISS-POOR PERFORMANCE OF MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF TOM "I DUNNO" MILLER!
THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED INFORMATION THAT MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE FED UP WITH THE LACK OF PERFORMANCE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HIS CROP OF "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES.
IN FACT, RESIDENTS ARE SO FED UP THAT THEY ARE CIRCULATING PETITIONS SEEKING TO REMOVE SHERIFF TOM "I DUNNO" MILLER FROM OFFICE.
THE BLOGGER IS NOT QUITE SURE WHICH STRAW BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK, BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN. THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAS FAILED MISERABLY TO CONDUCT A COMPETENT INVESTIGATION INTO THE MURDER OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.
NOT ONLY HAVE THE SHERIFF'S "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES FAILED TO CARRY OUT THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL ACTIONS IN A DEATH INVESTIGATION, THEY FED THE FAMILY AND THE MEDIA A COMPLETE LOAD OF UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT, UNSUPPORTED IN ANY WAY BY FACTS AND EVIDENCE.
THE FAILURE OF THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES IS NOTHING SHORT OF MIND-NUMBING. IT IS DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE HOW ANYONE CAN BE SO INCOMPETENT, SO LAZY, SO STUPID, AND SO UNCOMMITTED AS THIS GROUP OF COMPLETE MORONS !!!
A PERFECT EXAMPLE IS THE "NEWS CONFERENCE" SCHEDULED TO UPDATE THE MEDIA ON THEIR (NON)INVESTIGATION INTO THE DEATH OF BRYON MACRON.
IT WAS QUITE A SIGHT TO SEE THE PRESENT SHERIFF STAND BEFORE THE NEWS CAMERAS AND, WHEN ASKED WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO MR. MACRON, THE SHERIFF STATED, WITH ALL THE TEPID FORCE HE COULD MUSTER, "I DUNNO!"
HERE'S THE SOLUTION: VICTORIA MACRON FOR SHERIFF!
VICTORIA MACRON, THE GRIEVING WIDOW OF BRYON MACRON, IS THE PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB. SHE HAS FULLY EXPERIENCED THE EFFECTS OF THE INCOMPETENCE OF THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES OVER AT PETTICOAT JUNCTION AND UNDERSTANDS WHAT VICTIMS GO THROUGH ON A DAILY BASIS WHEN TREATED UNKINDLY BY SHERIFF'S PERSONNEL LIKE DE(PEW)TY DIPSHIT HARHAY.
MRS. MACRON IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB. SHE WOULD GO INTO OFFICE KNOWING, RIGHT OFF THE BAT, WHICH OF THESE MORONIC DE(PEW)TIES TO SHOW TO THE DOOR. SHE CERTAINLY HAS THE FORTITUDE TO CAUSE THE REMAINING SLACKERS TO SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT.
SOME MAY OFFER THE SPURIOUS ARGUMENT THAT MRS. MACRON IS SHY ON PRIOR LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. THAT ARGUMENT IS DEFEATED BY THE FACTS.
FIRSTLY, MRS. MACRON HAS DEVELOPED MORE FACTS AND EVIDENCE SURROUNDING THE DEATH OF HER HUSBAND THAN THE ENTIRE CADRE OF THE SHERIFF'S "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES! THAT IS A FACT BEYOND ANY DISPUTE!
MOREOVER, RECENT SHERIFFS HAVE NOT REALLY HAD ANY COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. AFTER ALL, CHASING TAILLIGHTS ON THE FREEWAY IS NOT PARTICULARLY INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGING AND DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY KNOWLEDGE AND ENFORCEMENT OF THE CRIMINAL LAW, OTHER THAN TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS.
VICTORIA MACRON HAS THE RIGHT STUFF TO BE A REAL SHERIFF, FOR A CHANGE!
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