TIME FOR ANOTHER QUESTION OF THE DAY !

PERIODICALLY, THE BLOGGER DISPENSES WITH PUBLISHING DAILY REPORTS OF THE PUBLIC CORRUPTION DOMINATING THE "NEWS" IN MEDINA COUNTY PUBLIC CORRUPTION NEWS WHERE EVERY DAY BRINGS MORE REVELATIONS ABOUT BACK DOOR DEALS AND PROFITEERING BY POLITICIANS,  BY AND THROUGH SHADY LAND DEALS.

LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP IS A PERFECT CASE ON POINT.  THERE ARE SO MANY SKELETONS RATTLING AROUND IN TOWNSHIP BUILDINGS THAT LOCAL POLITICIANS HAVE ABORTED ANY CREDIBLE ATTEMPT TO BRING JUSTICE TO THE FAMILY OF THE LATE BRYON MACRON WHO WASMURDERED IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM OF THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP "ADMINISTRATION" BUILDING.

YOU CAN BET THERE HAS BEEN SOME REAL ADMINISTERING GOING ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS OVER THERE.

TODAY'S QUESTION GOES TO THE ESCALATING RATE OF CRIME TO BE FOUND THROUGHOUT THE LAND.

QUESTION:  GIVEN THE RISING LEVEL OF CRIME, WHERE IS THE SAFEST PLACE IN ALL OF MEDINA COUNTY?

ANSWER:  SURPRISINGLY, THE ANSWER TO THE READER'S QUESTION IS NOT PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT TO ADDRESS.  THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS DUNKIN' DONUTS FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THAT ARMED SHERIFF' S DE(PEW)TIES CAN BE FOUND THERE AROUND THE CLOCK, 24/7.  ARMED, OF COURSE, MEANING THAT EVERYONE OF THEM HAS TWO ARMS AND TWO HANDS, PERMITTING THEM TO TAKE A TWO-FISTED APPROACH TO GOBBLING DONUTS BY THE DOZENS!

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL THE DIRE NEED FOR SAFETY AND COMFORT, DROP  BY DUNKIN' DONUTS, BELLY UP TO THE DONUT BAR, AND JOIN EVER PRESENT DE(PEW)TIES FOR A COUPLE OF ROUNDS OF DONUTS.  HOT AND STEAMY "CREAM" STICKS APPEAR TO BE PARTICULARLY POPULAR!