IT SEEMS THAT COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE FED UP WITH THE LACKLUSTER PERFORMANCE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES, AND THEIR COMPLETE INCOMPETENCE AND BUNGLING OF THEIR (NON)INVESTIGATION OF THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.
JUST WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?
IN FACT, THE PROBLEMS ARE MANIFOLD. FIRSTLY, THIS GROUP OF MORONS HAS NO COMPETENT CONCEPT OF REAL LAW ENFORCEMENT. THEY DO NOT KNOW THE LAW, THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY GRASP OF THE LEGAL CONCEPT OF PROBABLE CAUSE (THE BASIS OF A LAWFUL ARREST), THEY DO NOT THINK LIKE REAL POLICE (IF THEY THINK AT ALL), AND THEY RELY ON CORRUPT JUDGES LIKE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WHO REALLY DOESN'T KNOW THE LAW EITHER, TO CARRY THEM THROUGH IN SPITE OF THEIR UNLAWFUL ARRESTS AND BULLSHIT CASES.
THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE, LOCATED OVER AT PETTICOAT JUNCTION, HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW TO CONDUCT A DEATH INVESTIGATION, MUCH LESS A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION!
THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES HAVE NOT A CLUE WHEN IT COMES TO INVESTIGATING THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON. DESPITE THEIR EXTENSIVE TRAINING AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "SHERLOCK HOLMES," THE FABLED DETECTIVE), A SUBSIDIARY OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY, THE OFFICIAL TRAINING ACADEMY OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE, THEY HAVE NOT TAKEN ONE CREDIBLE STEP TO SOLVING THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.
COLLECTING STOOL SAMPLES FROM LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP EMPLOYEES IS JUST NOT GOING TO GET THE JOB DONE, ALTHOUGH IT'S SYMPTOMATIC OF THE KIND OF JOB THESE DEFECTIVES HAVE DONE.
A CURSORY PRIMER OF HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION FOR THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES.
READERS OF THIS BLOG SHOULD RECOGNIZE FROM THE OUTSET THAT INVESTIGATING THE CRIME OF HOMICIDE IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
TO MAKE THIS EASILY COMPREHENSIBLE TO THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES, CONSIDER THAT THE IMAGE SHOWN BELOW IS A PERFECT MODEL FOR CONDUCTING A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION.
LOOKING AT THE BULLSEYE TARGET, PICTURED ABOVE, PLACE THE HOMICIDE VICTIM, IN THIS CASE HOMICIDE VICTIM LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON IN THE YELLOW, AT THE VERY CENTER. ANY HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION SHOULD FOCUS ON THE VICTIM, IN THIS CASE BRYON MACRON. THAT FOCUS INCLUDES ESTABLISHING THE CAUSE AND MANNER OF DEATH, THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE COUNTY CORONER.
IN THE CASE OF THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON, FULLY SEVEN MONTHS LATER, THE CORONER HAS YET TO ISSUE A FINAL DEATH CERTIFICATE, PREVENTING THE FAMILY FROM CLAIMING INSURANCE BENEFITS, PLACING A FINANCIAL HARDSHIP ON THE MACRON FAMILY, NOT THAT THE CORONER GIVES A SHIT!
IF THE COUNTY CORONER HAS A DIFFICULT TIME DETERMINING THE MANNER OF DEATH (HOMICIDE), THE BLOGGER WILL BE ONLY HAPPY TO SIT DOWN WITH HER AND EXPLAIN TO HER HOW THIS CRIME CANNOT BE ANYTHING BUT A HOMICIDE!
ONCE THE VICTIM HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED, THE CAUSE AND MANNER OF DEATH RULED BY THE CORONER, WE MOVE OUT ONE CONCENTRIC CIRCLE FROM THE CENTER, IN THIS CASE THE RED RING, WHICH REPRESENTS THE FAMILY OF THE VICTIM, IMMEDIATE AND EXTENDED. AT THE VERY LEAST REAL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATORS SEEK TO EXPLORE THE FACTS OF THE LIFE OF THE VICTIM WHICH MAY VERY WELL LEAD TO THE IDENTIFICATION OF THE OFFENDER, WHICH MAY VERY WELL INCLUDE A FAMILY MEMBER.
AFTER FAMILY MEMBERS HAVE BEEN INTERVIEWED, REAL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATORS MOVE ON AND INTERVIEW FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES OF THE VICTIM REPRESENTED BY THE BLUE CONCENTRIC CIRCLE. AND SO ON.
THIS DIAGRAM REPRESENTS NO MORE THAN A LOGICAL, METHODICAL APPROACH TO A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION LIKELY TO LEAD TO THE IDENTIFICATION AND PROSECUTION OF THE OFFENDER.
THERE ARE, HOWEVER, EXCEPTIONS TO THE GENERAL RULE WHERE THE SUSPECT IS TO BE FOUND OUT OF THE CONCENTRIC CIRCLES NEAREST TO THE VICTIM. THE BLOGGER HAS EXPERIENCED SUCH EXCEPTION FIRSTHAND, BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT.
JUST WHERE HAVE THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES GONE WRONG?
ACCEPTING THE ABOVE MODEL AS A REASONABLE APPROACH TO CONDUCTING A PROFESSIONAL, LOGICAL, AND METHODICAL MANNER IN WHICH TO CONDUCT A TYPICAL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION, IT IS EASY TO SEE WHERE THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES GOT OFF THE TRACK, RIGHT FROM THE OUTSET.
THESE MORONS HAVE YET TO REACH FIRST BASE. THEY HAVE NEVER INTERVIEWED MR. MACRON'S WIFE AND FAMILY MEMBERS! NOR HAVE THEY INTERVIEWED MR. MACRON'S FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES! THIS IS FUBAR!
THEY WILL NEVER SOLVE THIS CASE, EVEN IF THEY WANT TO, AND THAT IS HIGHLY DOUBTFUL AT THIS POINT!
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