IT IS OBVIOUS TO THE BLOGGER THAT MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S SPOKESMAN, PENCIL-PUSHING DESK JOCKEY AND BEAN COUNTER, CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER AND HIS LEAD DEFECTIVE DICKLESS TRACY HAVE WATCHED ONE TOO MANY EPISODES OF THE WALKING DEAD. THEIR ATTEMPTS TO PASS OFF THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON AS A SUICIDE IS PROFOUNDLY IRRATIONAL AND RELIES ON THE PREMISE THAT BRYON CAST HIMSELF INTO THE LAKE AFTER HIS DECEASE. WHILE THAT THEORY MAY MAKE A GOOD STORY LINE ON AN EPISODE OF THE WALKING DEAD, THEIR THEORY (AND IT IS ONLY A THEORY) IS WILDLY PREPOSTEROUS AND DOES NOT SQUARE WITH THE FACTS.
FACT #1 - THE CUYAHOGA COUNTY CORONER, A SPECIALIST IN FORENSIC MEDICINE, FOUND NO WATER IN BRYON'S LUNGS OR AIRWAY. WHAT THAT MEANS, EVEN TO THE UNINFORMED LAYMAN, IS THAT BRYON WAS ALREADY DECEASED WHEN THE SUSPECT PLACED BRYON'S BODY IN THE WATER! THERE IS NO OTHER PLAUSIBLE WAY TO EXPLAIN THIS UNDISPUTED FACT!!!
CRAPTAIN PINOCCHO CENTNER MADE THE FALSE BOLD STATEMENT THAT NO ONE OTHER THAN BRYON MACRON WAS INVOLVED IN HIS DEATH. THERE IS GOOD REASON TO BELIEVE THAT BRYON HAD DIRECT CONTACT WITH HIS ASSAILANT IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO THE FATAL ENCOUNTER. THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO IDENTIFY THE REAL KILLER AND NOW ATTEMPT TO COVERUP NOTHING LESS THAN THEIR COMPLETE AND TOTAL INCOMPETENCE AT IDENTIFYING THE SUSPECT.
CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER CONVENIENTLY FAILED TO PRESENT THAT NOT-SO-INCONVENIENT FACT TO THE MEDIA THAT BRYON MET WITH HIS KILLER AS HE SET ABOUT TO DISPARAGE THE REPUTATION OF BRYON MACRON, A COMBAT VETERAN OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS.
WHAT ABOUT THE WEAPON THAT BRYON USED TO SELF-INFLICT HIS STAB WOUNDS, INCLUDING DEFENSIVE WOUNDS TO HIS LEFT ARM? PINOCCHIO CENTNER HAS APPARENTLY CONCLUDED THAT BRYON WANTED HIS ALLEGED SELF-INFLICTED WOUNDS TO LOOK REALISTIC BEFORE HE THREW HIMSELF INTO THE LAKE AFTER HE DECEASED.
SILLY ME! THE BLOGGER HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN THAT SHERIFF'S DE(PEW)TIES FOUND A KNIFE AND A PAIR OF GLOVES AT ONE OF THE BLOODY CRIME SCENES AND PROMPTLY THREW THEM AWAY!
WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE ANY REASON TO SUSPECT THAT THE RECOVERY OF A KNIFE AND A PAIR OF GLOVES AT A BLOODY CRIME SCENE WOULD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH A VIOLENT ASSAULT OR A MURDER?
WHAT A BUNCH OF RANK BUSH LEAGUE AMATEURS!
IF ANY READERS ARE LOOKING TO FIND AN ASSEMBLED GROUP OF COMPLETE F@@CKING IDIOTS, LOOK NO FURTHER. YOUR SEARCH IS OVER.
CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER WANTS YOU, THE READERS, TO BELIEVE THAT BRYON MACRON WAS DESPONDENT OVER AN INSTALLMENT CREDIT CARD DEBT, WHICH WAS "PAID AS AGREED" ACCORDING TO BRYON'S OWN POST MORTEM CREDIT REPORT. PINOCCHIO FURTHER WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE THAT BRYON WAS SO UPSET THAT HE WAS MEETING HIS MINIMAL CREDIT CARD DEBTS TIMELY THAT HE DECIDED TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE BY STABBING HIMSELF SO REALISTICALLY AS TO PRESENT WITH DEFENSIVE WOUNDS ON HIS LEFT ARM. THEN, AFTER STABBING HIMSELF, DROVE OVER TO CHIPPEWA LAKE AND, ALTHOUGH ALREADY DECEASED,
PARKED HIS CAR AT THE BEACHSIDE PARKING LOT, THEREAFTER EXITING HIS AUTO LEAVING NO BLOOD TRAIL (BRYON WAS, AFTER ALL, DECEASED BY THIS TIME) AND WALKED OUT TO THE CENTER OF THE LAKE AND JUMPED IN. THE LACK OF ANY FOOTPRINTS OR A BLOOD TRAIL ON THE THIN ICE IS A LITTLE MORE DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN SO PINOCCHIO CENTER AND DICKLESS TRACY DISMISSED THAT FACT AS AN ANOMALY AND DISMISSED IT JUST LIKE THE KNIFE AND GLOVES FOUND AT ONE OF THE BLOODY CRIME SCENES.
IT APPEARS TO THE BLOGGER THAT PINOCCHIO CENTNER BELIEVES THAT YOU, THE READERS, ARE AS STUPID AS THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF 'S OFFICE.
THE BLOGGER DOESN'T THINK SO!
THERE IS AN IRONIC TWIST TO THIS COVERUP THE BLOGGER WILL REVEAL WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, WHICH IS AFTER BRYON'S KILLER IS BROUGHT BEFORE THE BAR OF JUSTICE AND A REAL AND HONEST JUDGE!
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