In fact, the mission is so secret, they had to leave the continental United States.
DINO and LAPDOG have traveled to the distant land of Mongolia to test a new GPS tracking device with world-wide tracking capabilities. HOEMAN and "PUBLIUS" COLLIER plan to order the new tracking device into service by the Medina County probation department to keep tabs on probationers, particularly those who may have been ordered to refrain from the consumption of alcoholic beverages.
For example, take the example of CUYAHOGA COUNTY PROSECUTOR TIMOTHY McGINTY who has been cited in Medina County for DUI. Assume that, following his court appearance in court here in Medina, McGinty had been placed on probation and ordered to refrain from drinking.
Suppose, then, that McGINTY traveled to Detroit, MI with a number of officers from the Drug Task Force. Further suppose that, while in Detroit, McGINTY slipped across the international border into Windsor Canada and got rip-roaring drunk, as he did in 1990.
With the new international tracking device, his probation violation would have been detected immediately and the Medina County SWAT team could have been dispatched to apprehend McGINTY at the border as he crossed back into the United States.
As for the recent secret mission by DINO HOEMAN and "PUBLIUS" COLLIER, who traveled together to Mongolia. Upon arrival there, both HOEMAN and "PUBLIUS" went their separate ways. At the appointed hour, on the appointed day, both HOEMAN and 'PUBLIUS" COLLIER activated their tracking devices simultaneously.
Back here in Medina County, the tracking monitor was "manned" by LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE AND COURT REPORTER DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.
The test was a resounding success. The graphic below demonstrates the precise positions of HOEMAN and "PUBLIUS" COLLIER during the test.
SUCCESSFUL TEST !
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