WEASELPECKER CAUGHT ON CAMERA !

Late one night recently, CNN announced that a WEASELPECKER had been caught on camera.  When he heard the announcer state that a WEASELPECKER has been caught on camera, naturally the blogger's thoughts turned immediately to LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER.

What could it possibly mean? How could someone catch the WEASELPECKER on camera?  Did someone inadvertently stumble onto LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER in the sack with his COURT REPORTER, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY GARRITY?  Even more, did someone actually capture an image of LAPDOG and "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY doing whatever they do to sexually gratify one another, as repulsive a thought as that may be?

That, of course, was a perfectly logical assumption given all the PECKER TRACKS found on LAPDOG COLLIER'S desk and the desk of LAPDOG'S COURT REPORTER, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.

Following the commercial, CNN broadcast the photo of the WEASELPECKER.  The blogger was shocked at the photo!

This presents a wonderful opportunity for you, the reader, to test your knowledge of current events.

PRESENTED BELOW ARE TWO PHOTOS.  CAN YOU PICK OUT THE WEASELPECKER?

YOU ARE CORRECT, NO MATTER WHICH, OR BOTH, OF THE PICTURE(S) YOU MAY HAVE SELECTED!

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ASTUTE AWARENESS OF CURRENT EVENTS!