Wednesday, March 4, 2015

LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER TO PLAY TITLE ROLE IN SPRING PLAY !

In an attempt to bring more cultural awareness to the arts in Medina County, the Medina County Bar & Pickpocket Association has formed its own group of thespians, adopting the appropriate name of THE MEDINA PLAYERS given the fact that many of the membership, and particularly ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "judge" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER,  consider themselves to be "PLAYERS."

Many members of the MEDINA PLAYERS are husbands and fathers, including LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER, although that fact has not prevented him from engaging in a LONGSTANDING SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS COURT REPORTER, MISTRESS, and MAIN SQUEEZE, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.

Most, if not all, parents are familiar with the children's books detailing the adventures of Pipi Longstockings.  Given that the Pipi Longstockings series is copyrighted, THE MEDINA PLAYERS, exercising no small level of creativity, has decided to present a parody of the series, entitled PIPI LAUGHINGSTOCK.

LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER will be playing the title role of PIPI LAUGHINGSTOCK by unanimous accord of  THE MEDINA PLAYERS.

The storyline of the one act play is relatively straightforward.  PIPI is a corrupt judge in a county far, far away in the Land of Oz, who was caught altering transcripts with the aid of his MISTRESS and MAIN SQUEEZE.  PIPI'S misdeeds are discovered by a blogger to whom PIPI sends more than 400 offending and threatening electronic messages using all sorts of assumed names, including "PUBLIUS."

As the play draws to a close, the blogger finally publicly discloses all manner of PIPI'S misdeeds, many of which are likely to cause him to be imprisoned.  The final "blow" occurs when the residents of the far, far away county in the Land of Oz learn that PIPI has been engaged in a LONGSTANDING SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP with one of the court staff, even though he is legally married with a wife and daughter tucked safely away at home.

THE CONVERGENCE OF ALL OF THESE EVENTS IN THE PUBLIC FORUM CREATES THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES FOR PIPI TO BECOME THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THAT FAR, FAR AWAY COUNTY IN THE LAND OF OZ.

THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER WILL LEND AN AIR OF AUTHENTICITY AND BELIEVABILITY IN HIS LEAD ROLE AS PIPI LAUGHINGSTOCK.  BRAVO!

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