The final curtain has fallen in The Medina Players' recent theatrical production of PIPI LAUGHINGSTOCK, a parody of the children's literary series PIPI LANGSTOCKINGS.
Illegitimate Medina "judge" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER played the lead role of PIPI LAUGHINGSTOCK. The role of PIPI'S paramour, TOKYO ROSE, was played by LAPDOG COLLIER'S real-life PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, and MAIN SQUEEZE, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY. Now, there's a match made in Heaven!
Critics report that LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER carried off the role of PIPI as if he were truly a LAUGHINGSTOCK, which of course he is in Medina County.
A prior reference to The Medina Players' theatrical production of PIPI LAUGHINGSTOCK can be easily found in this blog at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/03/lapdog-publius-collier-to-play-title.html
According to critics, the theatrical production was greeted by the audience with uproarious laughter from the first scene to the last.
In the opening scene, spotlights focused on the darkened stage at center stage where LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER, in his role as PIPI, was seated at his desk in chambers, wearing his black robes with his pants down around his ankles, and fondling his balls (much as he does on a daily basis in his Kangaroo Courtroom #1). *
From beneath PIPI'S desk, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, in her role as TOKYO ROSE, swooned, "Oh PIPI, it's just so hard."
PIPI then replied, "I know. It's been this way for as long as I can remember."
Then, from TOKYO ROSE, "But PIPI, it's just so incredibly hard."
Finally, PIPI moaned, "Soon we're having carpet laid over these hardwood floors."
As the audience roared with laughter, the spotlights at center stage faded to black.
Suddenly, the spotlight illuminated DINO HOEMAN, stage left, dressed in jungle khakis, a pith helmet, and holding an over-sized fishing net. HOEMAN then delivered his only lines in the production, "I can't find that WEASELPECKER anywhere!!!" **
More uproarious laughter as the light faded to black.
* See prior post at this blog captioned LAPDOG COLLIER SEEN FONDLING HIS BALLS AT GOLF OUTING !!! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2013/09/lapdog-collier-seen-fondling-his-balls.html
** See prior post at this blog captioned WEASELPECKER CAUGHT ON CAMERA ! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/03/weaselpecker-caught-on-camera.html
Given the resounding success of The Medina Players' production of PIPI LAUGHINGSTOCK, The Medina Players are planning another production wherein LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER will reprise the role of FELLATIO HORNBLOWER, the younger brother of Captain Horatio Hornblower. LAPDOG COLLIER, in his new role as FELLATIO, will handle the discharge of seamen from the Royal Navy.
THE ARTS HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED IN MEDINA COUNTY!
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