Wednesday, July 15, 2015

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S SUMMER ON THE LINKS NOW IN QUESTION

NEWS REPORTS HAVE IT THAT YESTERDAY A NUMBER OF EFFECTED MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS PRESENTED THEMSELVES IN KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 TO ARGUE THE CASE THAT THE PROPOSED NEXUS PIPELINE INFRINGES THEIR RIGHTS AS PROPERTY OWNERS.

AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS CIRCUS, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ASSURED RESIDENTS HE WOULD "RULE" ON THIS DISPUTE WITHIN A WEEK.

THESE MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS HAVE NO CHANCE ON TWO COUNTS.

ON THE FIRST COUNT, "WEASELPECKER" EMPLOYS THE OFFER TO DECIDE WITHIN A WEEK IS NO MORE THAN A STALLING TACTIC.  "WEASELPECKER"  WILL NOT DECIDE THIS ISSUE WITHIN A WEEK, IF EVER.  HE WILL JUST SIT ON HIS THUMBS AND PERMIT NEXUS TO DO WHATEVER IT WISHES, NO MATTER HOW UNLAWFUL THE CONDUCT MAY BE.  THIS IS HIS STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE.

ON THE SECOND COUNT, THESE RESIDENTS ARE SIMPLY SPITTING INTO THE WIND.  THEY WILL NEVER RECEIVE EQUITABLE TREATMENT IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM.  THERE IS JUST TOO MUCH MONEY INVOLVED.

NOW WHAT MAY YOU, THE READER MAY ASK, DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE BALANCE OF "WEASELPEKER'S" SUMMER ON THE LINKS?

THE ANSWER IS ELEMENTARY.  "WEASELPECKER" WILL LIKELY DEFER A RULING IN THE CASE UNTIL NEXUS GREASES HIS PALMS.

DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH GREASE NEXUS APPLIES TO "WEASELPECKER'S" PALMS, IF ANY, HE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO RID HIS HANDS OF ALL THAT GREASE TO MAINTAIN A FIRM GRIP ON HIS CLUBS!

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