Monday, July 31, 2017

MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF RELIES ON THE "WALKING DEAD" THEORY TO EXPLAIN AWAY AND COVERUP THE MURDER OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON !!!

IT IS OBVIOUS TO THE BLOGGER THAT MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S SPOKESMAN, PENCIL-PUSHING DESK JOCKEY AND BEAN COUNTER, CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER AND HIS LEAD DEFECTIVE DICKLESS TRACY HAVE WATCHED ONE TOO MANY EPISODES OF THE WALKING DEAD.  THEIR ATTEMPTS TO PASS OFF THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON AS A SUICIDE IS PROFOUNDLY IRRATIONAL AND RELIES ON THE PREMISE THAT BRYON CAST HIMSELF INTO THE LAKE AFTER HIS DECEASE.  WHILE THAT THEORY MAY MAKE A GOOD STORY LINE ON AN EPISODE OF THE WALKING DEAD, THEIR THEORY (AND IT IS ONLY A THEORY)  IS WILDLY PREPOSTEROUS AND DOES NOT SQUARE WITH THE FACTS.

FACT #1 -  THE CUYAHOGA COUNTY CORONER, A SPECIALIST IN FORENSIC MEDICINE, FOUND NO WATER IN BRYON'S LUNGS OR AIRWAY.  WHAT THAT MEANS, EVEN TO THE UNINFORMED LAYMAN, IS THAT BRYON WAS ALREADY DECEASED WHEN THE SUSPECT PLACED BRYON'S BODY IN THE WATER!  THERE IS NO OTHER PLAUSIBLE WAY TO EXPLAIN THIS UNDISPUTED FACT!!!

CRAPTAIN PINOCCHO CENTNER MADE THE FALSE BOLD STATEMENT THAT NO ONE OTHER THAN BRYON MACRON WAS INVOLVED IN HIS DEATH.  THERE IS GOOD REASON TO BELIEVE THAT BRYON HAD DIRECT CONTACT WITH HIS ASSAILANT IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO THE FATAL ENCOUNTER. THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO IDENTIFY THE REAL KILLER AND NOW ATTEMPT TO COVERUP NOTHING LESS THAN THEIR COMPLETE AND TOTAL INCOMPETENCE AT IDENTIFYING THE SUSPECT.

CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER CONVENIENTLY FAILED TO PRESENT THAT NOT-SO-INCONVENIENT FACT TO THE MEDIA THAT BRYON MET WITH HIS KILLER AS HE SET ABOUT TO DISPARAGE THE REPUTATION OF BRYON MACRON, A COMBAT VETERAN OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS.

WHAT ABOUT THE WEAPON THAT BRYON USED TO SELF-INFLICT HIS STAB WOUNDS, INCLUDING DEFENSIVE WOUNDS TO HIS LEFT ARM?  PINOCCHIO CENTNER HAS APPARENTLY CONCLUDED THAT BRYON WANTED HIS ALLEGED SELF-INFLICTED WOUNDS TO LOOK REALISTIC BEFORE HE THREW HIMSELF INTO THE LAKE AFTER HE DECEASED.

SILLY ME! THE BLOGGER HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN THAT SHERIFF'S DE(PEW)TIES FOUND A KNIFE AND A PAIR OF GLOVES AT ONE OF THE BLOODY CRIME SCENES AND PROMPTLY THREW THEM AWAY!

WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE ANY REASON TO SUSPECT THAT THE RECOVERY OF A KNIFE AND A PAIR OF GLOVES AT A BLOODY CRIME SCENE WOULD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH A VIOLENT ASSAULT OR A MURDER?

WHAT A BUNCH OF RANK BUSH LEAGUE AMATEURS!

IF ANY READERS ARE LOOKING TO FIND AN ASSEMBLED GROUP OF COMPLETE F@@CKING IDIOTS, LOOK NO FURTHER. YOUR SEARCH IS OVER.

CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER WANTS YOU, THE READERS, TO BELIEVE THAT BRYON MACRON WAS DESPONDENT OVER AN INSTALLMENT CREDIT CARD DEBT, WHICH WAS "PAID AS AGREED" ACCORDING TO BRYON'S OWN POST MORTEM CREDIT REPORT.  PINOCCHIO FURTHER WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE THAT BRYON WAS SO UPSET THAT HE WAS MEETING HIS MINIMAL CREDIT CARD DEBTS TIMELY THAT HE DECIDED TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE BY STABBING HIMSELF SO REALISTICALLY AS TO PRESENT WITH DEFENSIVE WOUNDS ON HIS LEFT ARM.  THEN, AFTER STABBING HIMSELF, DROVE OVER TO CHIPPEWA LAKE AND, ALTHOUGH ALREADY DECEASED, 
PARKED HIS CAR AT THE BEACHSIDE PARKING LOT, THEREAFTER EXITING HIS AUTO LEAVING NO BLOOD TRAIL (BRYON WAS, AFTER ALL, DECEASED BY THIS TIME) AND WALKED OUT TO THE CENTER OF THE LAKE AND JUMPED IN.  THE LACK OF ANY FOOTPRINTS OR A BLOOD TRAIL ON THE THIN ICE IS A LITTLE MORE DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN SO PINOCCHIO CENTER AND DICKLESS TRACY DISMISSED THAT FACT AS AN ANOMALY AND DISMISSED IT JUST LIKE THE KNIFE AND GLOVES FOUND AT ONE OF THE BLOODY CRIME SCENES.

IT APPEARS TO THE BLOGGER THAT PINOCCHIO CENTNER BELIEVES THAT YOU, THE READERS, ARE AS STUPID AS THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF 'S OFFICE.

THE BLOGGER DOESN'T THINK SO!

THERE IS AN IRONIC TWIST TO THIS COVERUP THE BLOGGER WILL REVEAL WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, WHICH IS AFTER BRYON'S KILLER IS BROUGHT BEFORE THE BAR OF JUSTICE AND A REAL AND HONEST JUDGE!


Thursday, July 27, 2017

EXAMINING ONE OF CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER'S DELIBERATE FALSE CLAIMS TO THE NEWS MEDIA

IT IS PERFECTLY CLEAR TO EVEN THE MOST CASUAL OBSERVER THAT MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER HAS MADE A NUMBER OF DELIBERATELY FALSE STATEMENTS TO THE NEWS MEDIA IN AN ATTEMPT TO ASSASINATE THE CHARACTER, REPUTATION, AND MEMORY OF THE LATE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON WHO WAS MURDERED ON THE  PREMISES OF THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP ADMINISTRATION BUILIDING BY AN ASSAILANT, ALLEGEDLY UNKOWN TO SHERIFF'S LEAD DEFECTTIVE  DICKLESS TRACY,  BETWEEN THE APPROXIMATE HOURS OF 4:30 AM AND 5:00 AM ON THE MORNING OF DECEMBER 16, 2016.  THAT IS A FACT !!!

IT CAN BE REASONABLY DEDUCED THAT CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER, A PENCIL-PUSHING DESK JOCKEY AND BEAN COUNTER SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE CADRE OF "SUMMER' S EVE" DEFECTIVES, HAS TRIED TO MISLEAD THE PUBLIC WITH HIS THINLY VEILED ATTEMPT TO CONCEAL THE COVERUP OF THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.

IT REMAINS UNKNOWN TO THE BLOGGER WHICH OF THESE COMPLETE IDIOTS, WHETHER PINOCCHIO CENTNER OR  DICKLESS  TRACY,  DECIDED TO MISLEAD THE PUBLIC BY CLAIMING THAT BRYON MACRON HAD BEEN HEAVILY IN DEBT.  ONE THING IS SURE . ONE OF THESE MORONS CLEARLY REACHED AS FAR AS POSSIBLE INTO THE NETHER REGIONS TO PULL THAT FALSE CLAIM DIRECTLY OUT OF HIS ASS  WITHOUT DUE REGARD FOR THE EVIDENCE AND THE FACTS.  SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?  THEY DO IT ALL THE TIME!

NOW READERS MAY ASK HOW THE BLOGGER COULD KNOW THAT CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER MADE THE DELIBERATELY FALSE CLAIM THAT BRYON MACRON WAS HEAVILY IN DEBT.

THE BLOGGER SIMPLY DID WHAT A COMPTENT INVESTIGATOR WOULD NORMALLY BE EXPECTED TO DO BY CHECKING THE UNASSAILABLE RECORDS, WHICH PINOCCHIO'S TOTALLY INCOMPTENT "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES FAILED TO DO, ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER THING A CAPABLE INVESTIGATOR MIGHT BE EXPECTED TO DO.

READERS SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT EXACTLY ROCKET SCIENCE.  A LITTLE COMMON SENSE (NOT SO COMMON, IT TURNS OUT, AT THE SHERIFF'S' OFFICE) WILL DO NICELY.

THE BLOGGER SIMPLY REVIEWED BRYON MACRON'S CREDIT REPORT ISSUED IN FEBRUARY 2017. .A THOROUGH AND DILIGENT REVIEW OF EVERY ENTRY ON BRYON'S CREDIT REPORT SHOWED NO SIGNIFICANT DEBT LOAD, CONTRARY TO PINOCCHIO CENTNER'S DELIBERATELY FALSE PUBLIC  STATEMENTS!

READERS SHOULD REMEMBER THAT, UNLIKE PINOCCHIO CENTNER, THE NORMAL COURSE OF BUSINESS RECORDS JUST DO NOT LIE!

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

COVERUP!!!!

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WILL RECALL THAT A WEEK AGO THE BLOGGER SUGGESTED THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE WAS COVERING UP THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON AND POSED THE HYPOTHETCAL THAT THEY MAY BE COVERING UP THE FACT THAT ONE OF THEIR OWN (A POLICE WANNABE)  COMMITTED BRYON'S MURDER. THAT HYPOTHESIS SET OFF A FIERCE  REACTION  FROM SHERIFF'S CRAPTAIN DAVID CENTNER, A PENCIL-PUSHING DESK JOCKEY AND  BEAN COUNTER

THE BLOGGER CLEARLY STRUCK A RAW NERVE WITH THAT POST!!!

ON THE MORNING FOLLOWING THAT POST, CRAPTAIN CENTNER, A BALD-FACED LIAR, CALLED MRS. MACRON'S ATTORNEY,  MADE THE TYPICAL FALSE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST THE BLOGGER, AND THEN MADE VEILED THREATS DIRECTED AT THE BLOGGER IN AN UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT TO INTIMIDATE THE BLOGGER INTO BACKING AWAY FROM HIS EFFORTS TO BRING THE OFFENDER WHO MURDERED BRYON MACRON TO JUSTICE.

THE BLOGGER, AN HONORABLY RETIRED AND HIGHLY DECORATED RETIRED FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER,  IS NOT INTIMIDATED BY THREATS FROM A BEAN-COUNTING DESK JOCKEY WHO INFORMED MRS. MACRON'S LEGAL COUNSEL HE IS "KEEPING AN EYE" ON THE BLOGGER.  BETTER HE SHOULD HAVE KEPT AN EYE ON HIS "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES CHARGED WITH INVESTIGATING THE MURDER OF BRYON MACRON, BUT DID NOT.

THE BLOGGER HAS SPOKEN WITH ENOUGH PEOPLE, SOME OF WHOM MIGHT WELL BE DESCRIBED AS INSIDERS, TO HAVE DRAWN THE CONCLUSION THAT SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER DECIDED FROM THE OUTSET THAT THE MURDER OF BRYON MACRON WAS NOT GOING TO BE SOLVED , COME HELL OR HIGH WATER.  TOO MANY SKELETONS ARE RATTLING AROUND IN THE CLOSETS OF CORRUPT POLITICIANS TO BE RESURRECTED BY A  COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE INVESTIGATION INTO THE DEATH OF AN INNOCENT CITIZEN AND HONEST, DEDICATED PUBLIC SERVANT (AS IF THESE MORONS HAVE ANY CLAIM TO COMPETENCE).

UNLIKE CENTNER, THE SUPERVISOR OF THE SHERIFF'S AND THEREFORE THE CHIEF CHICKENSHIT, THE BLOGGER HAD SUFFICIENT INTESTINAL FORTITUDE (UNLIKE CENTNER) TO CONFRONT THIS CHICKENSHIT ABOUT HIS VEILED THREATS.  DURING THAT CONVERSATION, WHICH CAN HARDLY BE DESCRIBED AS A CORDIAL SOCIAL CALL, THE BLOGGER EXPRESSLY TOLD CENTER THAT HE AND HIS CREW WERE INCAPABLE OF SOLVING THIS CRIME.  CENTNER'S ONLY RESPONSE WAS , YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE HAVE OR HAVE NOT DONE IN OUR INVESTIGATION. "WHAT INVESTIGATION???

THE BLOGGER INFORMED CRAPTAIN CENTNER HE KNEW FOR A FACT THAT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAD NOT INTERVIEWED BRYON MACRON'S FAMILY, FRIENDS, OR ASSOCIATES,  NO RESPONSE FROM THE CRAPTAIN!

THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT THE CRAPTAIN ATTEMPTED TO SELL A LOAD OF PURE, UNADULTERED BULLSHIT AT THE "PRESS CONFERENCE."  NOBODY IS BUYING!

THE BLOGGER, WITH MORE THAN 20 YEARS EXPERIENCE INVESTIGATING VIOLENT CRIMES IN HOSTILE, CRIMINAL ENVIRONMENTS, TURNS OUT TO BE THE GADFLY IN THEIR OINTMENT.  THE BLOGGER WILL HAVE TO ADMI, HOWEVR, UNLIKE CRALTAIN CENTNER, THE BLOOGER HAS NEVER BEEN REQUIRED TO MOVE A HERD OF COWS FROM THE HIGHWAY.  THE BLOGGER HAS NO DOUBT THAT BOSSIE THE COW CAN BE AN ORNERY CRITTER!

THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAS BEEN DICKING AROUND WITH THIS CASE FOR MORE THAN SEVEN MONTHS AND HAS COME UP WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

CONVERSELY, THE BLOGGER HAS STEPPED OUT OF RETIRMENT TO OFFER HIS EXPERTISE AND EXPERIENCE TO THE MACRON FAMILY, AT NO COST TO THE FAMILY OR TO TAXPAYERS, TO RESOLVE THIS CASE AND TO BRING THE OFFENDER TO JUSTICE.

WHILE THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAS BEEN DICKING AROUND FOR MORE THAN SEVEN MONTHS WITH NO RESULTS, IT HAS TAKEN THE BLOGGER ABOUT THREE WEEKS TO INTERVIEW MACRON FAMILY MEMBERS AND REVIEW CERTAIN RECORDS.  AFTER NO MORE THAN THREE WEEKS OF COMPTENT INVESTIGATIVE EFFORT, WITH NO SMALL LEVEL OF ASSISTANCE FROM MRS MACRON AND HER SISTER WHO HAVE CONDUCTED THEIR OWN INVESTIGATION FAR SUPERIOR TO THE IMPOTENT EFFORTS OF THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE, THE BLOGGER HAS BROUGHT THE HOMICIDE SHARPLY INTO FOCUS!  THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION THAT BRYON MACRON WAS THE VICTIM OF A HOMICIDE AS MUCH AS THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF WOULD LIKE TO SWEEP THIS MATTER UNDER THE RUG FOR PETTY POLITICAL CONSIDERATIONS.

LET'S EXAMINE SOME OF CRAPTAIN CENTNER' BULLSHIT CLAIMS:

1) BRYON MACRON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS OWN DEATH.  THIS CLAIM IS PURE BULLSHIT AND DEFIES THE DESCRIPTION OF STUPIDITY INVOLVED IN ARRIVING AT THIS CONCLUSION.  BRYON WAS MURDERED,  PLAIN AND SIMPLE!  YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A BRAIN SURGEON TO COME TO THAT CONCLUSION!

2). BRYON WAS HEAVILY IN DEBT.  ANOTHER LOAD OF BULLSHIT! AN OUTSTANDING INSTALLMENT CREDIT CARD ACCOUNT CAN HARDLY BE DESCRIBED AS  " HEAVILY IN DEBT."

3). THERE WERE "DRUGS" FOUND IN BRYON'S BLOODSTREAM ACCORDING TO TOXICOLOGY REPORTS.  ANOTHER BOGUS CLAIM INTENDED TO DEFAME BRYON'S REPUTATION AND MEMORY, MADE IN AN UNCONSCIONABLE ATTEMPT TO COVER UP THE CONCEALMENT OF THE TRUE FACTS OF BRYON'S MURDER.  ANY CHEMICAL COMPINDS FOUND IN BRYON'S BODY ARE THE BY-PRODUCT OF NORMAL DECOMPOSITION.  NO MYSTERY THER, MUCH A CENTNER WOULD HAVE THE PUBLIC BELIEVE OTHERWISE!  THIS JUST MOTE BULKSHIT IN AN ATTEMPT TO CONCEAL THEIR OWN COMPLETE INCOMPETENCE, PERHAPS EVEN DELIBERATE INCOMPETENCE.

4).  BRYON WAS INVOLVED IN ACTIVITIES UNKNOWN TO HIS FAMILY.  THIS IS MORE TOTAL BULLSHIT.  LIKE MOST OF THEIR UNFOUNDED CLAIMS, LIKE BRYON FLEW TO CALIFORNIA. SHERIFF'S PERSONNEL HAVE PULLED THIS ONE OUT OF THEIR COLLECTIVE ASS!  THE BLOGGER IS AWARE OF THE SUBSTANCE OF THIS CLAIM AND HAS RUN IT DOWN TO GROUND ONLY TO FIND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO MERIT TO THAT CLAIM.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT THE BLOGGER IS WELL ON HIS WAY TO SOLVING THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.  THE FINAL RESULTS OF THE BLOGGER'S COMPETENT AND THOROUGH INVESTIGATION WILL GO TO MRS. MACRON'S LEGAL COUNSEL WHO CAN DEAL WITH THESE MEDINA COUNTY MORONS . IT IS BENEATH THE BLOGGER'S DIGNITY TO DEAL WITH THESE RANK  BUSH LEAGUE AMATEURS!

Monday, July 24, 2017

TIME FOR ANOTHER QUESTION OF THE DAY !

PERIODICALLY, THE BLOGGER DISPENSES WITH PUBLISHING DAILY REPORTS OF THE PUBLIC CORRUPTION DOMINATING THE "NEWS" IN MEDINA COUNTY PUBLIC CORRUPTION NEWS WHERE EVERY DAY BRINGS MORE REVELATIONS ABOUT BACK DOOR DEALS AND PROFITEERING BY POLITICIANS,  BY AND THROUGH SHADY LAND DEALS.

LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP IS A PERFECT CASE ON POINT.  THERE ARE SO MANY SKELETONS RATTLING AROUND IN TOWNSHIP BUILDINGS THAT LOCAL POLITICIANS HAVE ABORTED ANY CREDIBLE ATTEMPT TO BRING JUSTICE TO THE FAMILY OF THE LATE BRYON MACRON WHO WASMURDERED IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM OF THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP "ADMINISTRATION" BUILDING.

YOU CAN BET THERE HAS BEEN SOME REAL ADMINISTERING GOING ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS OVER THERE.

TODAY'S QUESTION GOES TO THE ESCALATING RATE OF CRIME TO BE FOUND THROUGHOUT THE LAND.
QUESTION:  GIVEN THE RISING LEVEL OF CRIME, WHERE IS THE SAFEST PLACE IN ALL OF MEDINA COUNTY?

ANSWER:  SURPRISINGLY, THE ANSWER TO THE READER'S QUESTION IS NOT PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT TO ADDRESS.  THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS DUNKIN' DONUTS FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THAT ARMED SHERIFF' S DE(PEW)TIES CAN BE FOUND THERE AROUND THE CLOCK, 24/7.  ARMED, OF COURSE, MEANING THAT EVERYONE OF THEM HAS TWO ARMS AND TWO HANDS, PERMITTING THEM TO TAKE A TWO-FISTED APPROACH TO GOBBLING DONUTS BY THE DOZENS!
SO THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL THE DIRE NEED FOR SAFETY AND COMFORT, DROP  BY DUNKIN' DONUTS, BELLY UP TO THE DONUT BAR, AND JOIN EVER PRESENT DE(PEW)TIES FOR A COUPLE OF ROUNDS OF DONUTS.  HOT AND STEAMY "CREAM" STICKS APPEAR TO BE PARTICULARLY POPULAR!

Thursday, July 20, 2017

MEDINA ARTS COUNCIL TO PRESENT CONCERT ON THE SQUARE !

IN ATTEMPTING TO FURTHER LOCAL INTEREST IN THE ARTS, THE MEDINA ARTS COUNCIL IS PRESENTING A SUMMERTIME CONCERT ON THE SQUARE, WITH MUSICAL RENDITIONS BY THE MEDINA COUNTY CHAMBER ORCHESTRA, SPONSORED BY THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR & PICKPOCKET ASSN., AND CREATIVE PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR "ROSEY PALM"QUIST.

THE CONCERT ON THE SQUARE WILL PRESENT A SOMEWHAT RADICAL DEPARTURE FROM NORMALLY ACCEPTED CHAMBER MUSIC.

THE CONCERT WILL INCLUDE A MUSICAL INTERPRETATION OF GEORGE GERSHWIN'S RHAPSODY IN BLEW FEATURING A DUET BY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND SHERIFF'S CRAPTAIN DAVID CENTNER PERFORMING ON NEARLY MATCHING SKIN FLUTES.

DRESS REHEARSAL WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH - ALMOST.

THE MEDINA COUNTY CHAMBER ORCHESTRA HELD A DRESS REHEARSAL AT THE CLOVERLEAF RECREATION CENTER, ATTENDED ONLY BY THE SELECT MEMBERSHIP OF THE ARTS COUNCIL.

AT THE APPROPRIATE MOMENT, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND CENTNER (A PENCIL-PUSHING DESK JOCKEY FROM THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE) TOOK CENTER STAGE, ATTIRED IN MATCHING OUTFITS.

THOSE IN ATTENDANCE REPORT THAT COLLIER AND CENTNER PERFORMED FLAWLESSLY ON THE SKIN FLUTE AS THEY PERFORMED GEORGE GERSHWIN'S RHAPSODY IN BLEW.  THE MUSIC IS REPORTED TO HAVE TRILLED TO AN EXPLOSIVE CRESCENDO.

AT THE CONCLUSION OF THEIR DUET, COLLIER AND CENTNER WERE MET WITH SNICKERS AND CHORTLES OF MUFFLED LAUGHTER, APPARENTLY CAUSED BY THEIR MATCHING APPAREL.

IT TURNS OUT THAT COLLIER AND CENTNER WERE DRESSED ALIKE IN MATCHING SPANDEX BODY SUITS, HOT PINK IN COLOR!

WHAT DO YOU, THE READERS THINK, CAUSED THE SNAFU?

HERE'S THE SCOOP!

TURNS OUT THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SENT DONNA GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), ON A SHOPPING ERRAND WITH STRICT INSTRUCTIONS TO PURCHASE MATCHING SEERSUCKER SUITS  AT COX'SFOR HIM AND CENTNER TO BE WORN AT THE CONCERT PERFORMANCE.

THE ONLY PROBLEM CAME WHEN GARRITY, INSTEAD OF SHOPPING AT COX'S FOR  SEERSUCKER SUITS,  SHOPPED AT SEARS INSTEAD!

Monday, July 17, 2017

LOCAL FIRM DONATES LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL, TO PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER !



THE BLOGGER HAS UNCOVERED YET ANOTHER INTERESTING STORY, YET TO BE TOLD.  AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG ARE AWARE, THE BLOGGER HAS COMMENTED UPON THE EFFORTS OF PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE  WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TO BRING EMERGING TECHNOLOGY OF THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY INTO HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION.

FOR EXAMPLE, THE BLOGGER WAS THE FIRST NEWS OUTLET TO BREAK THE STORY THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS NOW RELYING UPON A NEW HIGH-TECH LEGAL RESEARCH TOOL, SHOWN BELOW.







AS TECHNOLOGY CONTINUES TO ADVANCE, THIS HAS BECOME THE AGE OF THE ROBOT!

IN FACT, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS INCORPORATED ROBOTICS INTO HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM # 1 STAFF.

SHOWN BELOW IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF "WEASELPECKER'S" NEWEST STAFF MEMBER, LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL!





IN A GESTURE TO SPUR THE LOCAL ECONOMY, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS CHOSEN TO SUPPORT A LOCAL MEDINA COUNTY FIRM AND ORDERED LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL (FIRST GENERATION), LATER DONATED BY THE COMPANY AS A GESTURE OF GOOD WILL (BRIBE).

"WEASELPECKER" WAS GIVEN A PRIVATE AND PERSONAL "FIRST-HAND" DEMONSTRATION IN HIS BROTHEL CHAMBERS.  COLLIER IS SAID TO HAVE "COME" TO THE CONCLUSION THAT LOLA "PERFORMED" FLAWLESSLY.

PROMOTIONAL MATERIALS DESCRIBE LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL AS HAVING FIRM, FULLY FORMED BREASTS, LUSCIOUS FULLY FUNCTIONAL LIPS. AND IS FULLY AMBULATORY. SHE EVEN BENDS AT THE WAIST UPON COMMAND AND HAS LIFE-LIKE WRIST ACTION.

THE DELUXE MODEL ALREADY IN "SERVICE" IN "WEASELPECKER'S" CHAMBERS, IS EQUIPPED WITH A FLOW-THROUGH AIR FILTRATION SYSTEM WITH AN AIR INTAKE IN LOLA'S MOUTH.  DOCUMENTED LABORATORY TESTING HIS PROVEN THE SUCTION OF THE FILTRATION SYSTEM IS SO EFFICIENT IT IS SAID THAT LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE, A FEATURE PARTICULARLY "SATISFYING" TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

AS ALWAYS, GOOD NEWS TRAVELS FAST.

LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL HAS BECOME SO POPULAR, IT IS REPORTED THAT MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S CRAPTAIN DAVID CENTNER HAS PLACED HIS OWN ORDER FOR THE DELUXE LOLA MODEL WITH THE OPTIONAL FLOW-THROUGH AIR FILTRATION SYSTEM!

THERE IS A SIDE NOTE TO ALL OF THIS.  THE BLOGGER RECENTLY REVIEWED CAMPAIGN FINANCE REPORTS AT THE MEDINA COUNTY BOARD OF ELECTIONS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, THE BLOGGER FOUND THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER CHARGED OFF $243.00 IN KRISPY KREME DONUTS TO HIS CAMPAIGN FUND. BEST GUESS IS THAT "WEASELPECKER" AND HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER, CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS AND MAIN SQUEEZE, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY HAD A RAVENOUS CASE OF THE "MUNCHIES" AFTER ONE OF THEIR USUAL AND CUSTOMARY WEEKEND TRYSTS.

THE UPSHOT IS THAT LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL WILL BE OFFERING "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER A COMFORTING LEVEL OF COMPANIONSHIP WHEN GARRITY IS AWAY, ATTENDING WEIGHT WATCHERS MEETINGS IN THE EVENING HOURS.

EMERGING TECHNOLOGIES HAVE NO BOUNDARIES, AS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS DISCOVERED BY SUPPLEMENTING HIS OFFICE STAFF WITH LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL, THE LATEST ADVANCE IN "SERVICE" ROBOTICS! 

Friday, July 14, 2017

OFFICIAL COVERUP OF BRYON MACRON'S HOMICIDE !!!!

THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED A CREDIBLE REPORT THAT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE IS COVERING UP THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON !!!

A CREDIBLE SOURCE HAS REPORTED THAT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE IS ATTEMPTING TO INTIMIDATE POTENTIAL WITNESSES TO REMAIN SILENT ABOUT THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.

THIS IS NOT ONLY SHAMEFUL BUT UNLAWFUL AS WELL!  THE INMATES ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM IN MEDINA COUNTY WHERE THE SHERIFF IS USING HIS KIND-OF "LAW ENFORCEMENT" AUTHORITY AGAINST RESIDENTS OF THIS COUNTY, RATHER THAN PROTECTING THEIR LAWFUL INTERESTS.

THE SHERIFF IS CERTAINLY NOT COVERING UP THE TOTAL INCOMPETENCE OF HIS LEAD SO-CALLED "INVESTIGATOR, DICKLESS TRACY AND HIS CADRE OF "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES.

A DISPLAY OF THEIR COMPLETE INCOMPETENCE HAS BEEN ON FULL PUBLIC DISPLAY SINCE DECEMBER 15, 2016, THE DATE OF BRYON MACRON'S MURDER.

DO THEY KNOW THAT ONE OF THEIR OWN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MR. MACRON'S MURDER?

IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT!

YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE IF YOU CAN'T TRUST THE POLICE.  IN MEDINA COUNTY, YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST THE POLICE WANNABES, I.E. SHERIFF'S DE(PEW)TIES!

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

RESIDENTS SAYING, "OUR SHERIFF IS DEPLORABLE, DO NOT VOTE FOR HIM AGAIN!"

SO READS THE CAPTION OF A LETTER TO THE EDITOR FROM A CONCERNED CITIZEN TO THE POST NEWSPAPER, SHOWN BELOW.


IT SEEMS THAT COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE FED UP WITH THE LACKLUSTER PERFORMANCE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES, AND THEIR COMPLETE INCOMPETENCE AND BUNGLING OF THEIR (NON)INVESTIGATION OF THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.

JUST WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?

IN FACT, THE PROBLEMS ARE MANIFOLD.  FIRSTLY, THIS GROUP OF MORONS HAS NO COMPETENT CONCEPT OF REAL LAW ENFORCEMENT.  THEY DO NOT KNOW THE LAW, THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY GRASP OF THE LEGAL CONCEPT OF PROBABLE CAUSE (THE BASIS OF A LAWFUL ARREST), THEY DO NOT THINK LIKE REAL POLICE (IF THEY THINK AT ALL), AND THEY RELY ON CORRUPT JUDGES LIKE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WHO REALLY DOESN'T KNOW THE LAW EITHER, TO CARRY THEM THROUGH IN SPITE OF THEIR UNLAWFUL ARRESTS AND BULLSHIT CASES.

THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE, LOCATED OVER AT PETTICOAT JUNCTION, HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW TO CONDUCT A DEATH INVESTIGATION, MUCH LESS A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION!

THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES HAVE NOT A CLUE WHEN IT COMES TO INVESTIGATING THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.  DESPITE THEIR EXTENSIVE TRAINING AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "SHERLOCK HOLMES," THE FABLED DETECTIVE), A SUBSIDIARY OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY, THE OFFICIAL TRAINING ACADEMY OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE, THEY HAVE NOT TAKEN ONE CREDIBLE STEP TO SOLVING THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.

COLLECTING STOOL SAMPLES FROM LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP EMPLOYEES IS JUST NOT GOING TO GET THE JOB DONE, ALTHOUGH IT'S SYMPTOMATIC OF THE KIND OF JOB THESE DEFECTIVES HAVE DONE.

A CURSORY PRIMER OF HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION FOR THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES.

READERS OF THIS BLOG SHOULD RECOGNIZE FROM THE OUTSET THAT INVESTIGATING THE CRIME OF HOMICIDE IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

TO MAKE THIS EASILY COMPREHENSIBLE TO THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES, CONSIDER THAT THE IMAGE SHOWN BELOW IS A PERFECT MODEL FOR CONDUCTING A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION.




LOOKING AT THE BULLSEYE TARGET, PICTURED ABOVE, PLACE THE HOMICIDE VICTIM, IN THIS CASE HOMICIDE VICTIM LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON IN THE YELLOW,  AT THE VERY  CENTER.  ANY HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION SHOULD FOCUS ON THE VICTIM, IN THIS CASE BRYON MACRON.  THAT FOCUS INCLUDES ESTABLISHING THE CAUSE AND MANNER OF DEATH, THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE COUNTY CORONER.

IN THE CASE OF THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON, FULLY SEVEN MONTHS LATER, THE CORONER HAS YET TO ISSUE A FINAL DEATH CERTIFICATE, PREVENTING THE FAMILY FROM CLAIMING INSURANCE BENEFITS, PLACING A FINANCIAL HARDSHIP ON THE MACRON FAMILY, NOT THAT THE CORONER GIVES A SHIT!

IF THE COUNTY CORONER HAS A DIFFICULT TIME DETERMINING THE MANNER OF DEATH (HOMICIDE), THE BLOGGER WILL BE ONLY HAPPY TO SIT DOWN WITH HER AND EXPLAIN TO HER HOW THIS CRIME CANNOT BE ANYTHING BUT A HOMICIDE

ONCE THE VICTIM HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED, THE CAUSE AND MANNER OF DEATH RULED BY THE CORONER, WE MOVE OUT ONE CONCENTRIC CIRCLE FROM THE CENTER, IN THIS CASE THE RED RING, WHICH REPRESENTS THE FAMILY OF THE VICTIM, IMMEDIATE AND EXTENDED.  AT THE VERY LEAST REAL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATORS SEEK TO EXPLORE THE FACTS OF THE LIFE OF THE VICTIM WHICH MAY VERY WELL LEAD TO THE IDENTIFICATION OF THE OFFENDER, WHICH MAY VERY WELL INCLUDE A FAMILY MEMBER.

AFTER FAMILY MEMBERS HAVE BEEN INTERVIEWED, REAL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATORS MOVE ON AND INTERVIEW FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES OF THE VICTIM REPRESENTED BY THE BLUE CONCENTRIC CIRCLE.  AND SO ON.

THIS DIAGRAM REPRESENTS NO MORE THAN A LOGICAL, METHODICAL APPROACH TO A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION LIKELY TO LEAD TO THE IDENTIFICATION AND PROSECUTION OF THE OFFENDER.  

THERE ARE, HOWEVER, EXCEPTIONS TO THE GENERAL RULE WHERE THE SUSPECT IS TO BE FOUND OUT OF THE CONCENTRIC CIRCLES NEAREST TO THE VICTIM.  THE BLOGGER HAS EXPERIENCED SUCH EXCEPTION FIRSTHAND, BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT.

JUST WHERE HAVE THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES GONE WRONG?

ACCEPTING THE ABOVE MODEL AS A REASONABLE APPROACH TO CONDUCTING A PROFESSIONAL, LOGICAL, AND METHODICAL MANNER IN WHICH TO CONDUCT A TYPICAL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION, IT IS EASY TO SEE WHERE THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES GOT OFF THE TRACK, RIGHT FROM THE OUTSET.

THESE MORONS HAVE YET TO REACH FIRST BASE. THEY HAVE NEVER INTERVIEWED MR. MACRON'S WIFE AND FAMILY MEMBERS! NOR HAVE THEY INTERVIEWED MR. MACRON'S FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES!  THIS IS FUBAR!

THEY WILL NEVER SOLVE THIS CASE, EVEN IF THEY WANT TO, AND THAT IS HIGHLY DOUBTFUL AT THIS POINT!









Monday, July 10, 2017

MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE FED UP WITH THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF, SITTING IN HIS IVORY TOWER OVER AT PETTICOAT JUNCTION !

THE LATEST IN BREAKING NEWS, NOT TO BE FOUND ELSEWHERE:


MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS FED UP WITH THE PISS-POOR PERFORMANCE OF MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF TOM "I DUNNO" MILLER!


THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED INFORMATION THAT MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE FED UP WITH THE LACK OF PERFORMANCE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HIS CROP OF "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES.

IN FACT, RESIDENTS ARE SO FED UP THAT THEY ARE CIRCULATING PETITIONS SEEKING TO REMOVE SHERIFF TOM "I DUNNO" MILLER FROM OFFICE.

THE BLOGGER IS NOT QUITE SURE WHICH STRAW BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK, BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN.  THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAS FAILED MISERABLY TO CONDUCT A COMPETENT INVESTIGATION INTO THE MURDER OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.

NOT ONLY HAVE THE SHERIFF'S "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES FAILED TO CARRY OUT THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL ACTIONS IN A DEATH INVESTIGATION, THEY FED THE FAMILY AND THE MEDIA A COMPLETE LOAD OF UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT, UNSUPPORTED IN ANY WAY BY FACTS AND EVIDENCE.

THE FAILURE OF THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES IS NOTHING SHORT OF MIND-NUMBING.  IT IS DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE HOW ANYONE CAN BE SO INCOMPETENT, SO LAZY,  SO STUPID, AND SO UNCOMMITTED AS THIS GROUP OF COMPLETE MORONS !!!

A PERFECT EXAMPLE IS THE "NEWS CONFERENCE" SCHEDULED TO UPDATE THE MEDIA ON THEIR (NON)INVESTIGATION INTO THE DEATH OF BRYON MACRON.

IT WAS QUITE A SIGHT TO SEE THE PRESENT SHERIFF STAND BEFORE THE NEWS CAMERAS AND, WHEN ASKED WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO MR. MACRON, THE SHERIFF STATED, WITH ALL THE TEPID FORCE HE COULD MUSTER, "I DUNNO!"

HERE'S THE SOLUTION: VICTORIA MACRON FOR SHERIFF!

VICTORIA MACRON, THE GRIEVING WIDOW OF BRYON MACRON, IS THE PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB.  SHE HAS FULLY EXPERIENCED THE EFFECTS OF THE INCOMPETENCE OF THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES OVER AT PETTICOAT JUNCTION AND UNDERSTANDS WHAT VICTIMS GO THROUGH ON A DAILY BASIS WHEN TREATED UNKINDLY BY SHERIFF'S PERSONNEL LIKE DE(PEW)TY DIPSHIT HARHAY.

VICTORIA MACRON HAS THE RIGHT STUFF

MRS. MACRON IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB. SHE WOULD GO INTO OFFICE KNOWING, RIGHT OFF THE BAT, WHICH OF THESE MORONIC DE(PEW)TIES TO SHOW TO THE DOOR.  SHE CERTAINLY HAS THE FORTITUDE TO CAUSE THE REMAINING SLACKERS TO SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT.

SOME MAY OFFER THE SPURIOUS ARGUMENT THAT MRS. MACRON IS SHY ON PRIOR LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE.  THAT ARGUMENT IS DEFEATED BY THE FACTS.

FIRSTLY, MRS. MACRON HAS DEVELOPED MORE FACTS AND EVIDENCE SURROUNDING THE DEATH OF HER HUSBAND THAN THE ENTIRE CADRE OF THE SHERIFF'S "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES!  THAT IS A FACT BEYOND ANY DISPUTE!

MOREOVER, RECENT SHERIFFS HAVE NOT REALLY HAD ANY COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE.  AFTER ALL, CHASING TAILLIGHTS ON THE FREEWAY IS NOT PARTICULARLY INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGING AND DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY KNOWLEDGE AND ENFORCEMENT OF THE CRIMINAL LAW, OTHER THAN TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS.

MRS. VICTORIA MACRON IS THE RIGHT CHOICE TO REPLACE SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER AND TO SHAPE UP THE SLACKERS WHO (DON'T REALLY) "WORK" THERE, OTHER THAN TO HARASS AND PROSECUTE INNOCENT CITIZENS WHILE ALLOWING THE PSYCHOTIC MURDERERS TO WALK FREE WITH IMPUNITY.

VICTORIA MACRON HAS THE RIGHT STUFF TO BE A REAL SHERIFF, FOR  A CHANGE!




Thursday, July 6, 2017

JUST WHAT IS BRYON MACRON'S CAUSE AND MANNER OF DEATH ?

THE BLOGGER FINDS IT VERY INTERESTING THAT THE COUNTY CORONER HAS YET TO ISSUE A FINAL DEATH CERTIFICATE IDENTIFYING, TO A DEGREE OF SCIENTIFIC CERTAINTY, THE CAUSE AND MANNER OF DEATH OF BRYON MACRON.


BRYON MACRON'S CAUSE OF DEATH IS MYSTIFYING THE COUNTY CORONER.

GIVEN THE FACT THAT THE DEFECTIVES HAVE NOT BEEN FORTHCOMING WITH ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE DEATH OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON, NOT EVEN TO HIS FAMILY, AND COMPOUNDED BY THE FACT THAT CURRENT LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES HAVE GONE INTO STEALTH MODE AS THEY CIRCLE THE WAGONS, THE BLOGGER HAS TO WONDER WHY THE COUNTRY BUMPKINS AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAVE BEEN SO SILENT FOR SO LONG.

READERS CAN BE SURE IT IS NOT BECAUSE THEY HAVE FIGURED OUT THE FACTS AND CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING BRYON MACRON'S MURDER.

ACCORDING TO MEDIA REPORTS, THE PRELIMINARY AUTOPSY REPORT, WHICH WAS DISCLOSED ONLY AFTER A LAWSUIT FILED BY WKYC, THERE WAS NO WATER OR DEBRIS FOUND IN BRYON'S THROAT AD LUNGS.

THAT MEANS BRYON WAS DECEASED WHEN HIS BODY WAS PLACED INTO THE WATER.

ONE OF THE SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES WAS QUOTED IN MEDIA REPORTS AS HAVING SAID THERE WASN'T ENOUGH BLOOD AT THE SCENE TO BELIEVE THAT BRYON MACRON DIED FROM EXSANGUINATION - LOSS OF BLOOD! 

TO THAT OBSERVATION, THE BLOGGER HAS BUT ONE QUESTION.

WHERE DID THIS DEFECTIVE RECEIVE HIS MEDICAL DEGREE?

HYPOTHERMIA IS A GOOD BET.

HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A THEORY?  THE NARCISSISTIC, PSYCHOTIC, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SCUMBAG LOWLIFE(S) WHO MURDERED BRYON MACRON HID HIM IN A VACANT BARN WHERE THEY LET HIM BLEED TO DEATH AND ONLY LATER PLACED HIS BODY IN THE LAKE A WEEK OR SO LATER.

NOW THERE'S A THEORY THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.


THE CORONER IS ALSO APPARENTLY MYSTIFIED AS TO THE MANNER OF BRYON MACRON'S DEATH

THE MANNER OF DEATH IS JUST THAT, WHETHER THE DEATH IS NATURAL, ACCIDENTAL, SELF-INFLICTED (SUICIDE), OR HOMICIDE.

NONE OF THIS IS ROCKET SCIENCE.  THE REPORTED FACTS ARE THE CRIME SCENE AT THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP HALL HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS "HORRIFIC" ACCORDING TO ONE WITNESS, WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BLOOD SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE CONFERENCE ROOM.  MORE THAN JUST "SOME BLOOD."

WHAT THE COUNTRY BUMPKINS STUMBLED UPON WAS A HOMICIDE SCENE WITHOUT A BODY, NOT A PERSON WHO HOPPED ON A PLANE BOUND FOR CALIFORNIA TO OBTAIN BADLY NEEDED MEDICAL TREATMENT FOLLOWING A SUICIDE ATTEMPT.

THE SO-CALLED "INVESTIGATOR" WHO CLAIMED TO THE MEDIA THAT BRYON MACRON FLED TO A  NEW LIFE IN CALIFORNIA IS NO LESS THAT A COMPLETE IDIOT WHO SHOULD BE FLIPPING BURGERS AT ONE OF THE LOCAL TRUCK STOPS.

THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THIS IS A HOMICIDE AND EVERYONE IN THE COMMUNITY KNOWS IT!  WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO HIDE AND WHY?  ARE THEY COVERING UP FOR SOMEONE ALREADY KNOWN TO THEM? AFTER ALL, POLITICS MAKES STRANGE BEDFELLOWS.

THE SHERIFF SHOULD STEP ASIDE AND LET THE BIG BOYS BRING THIS CASE TO A PROPER SOLUTION

IT IS READILY APPARENT THAT THE SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES ARE STUMBLING AROUND IN THE DARK, GRASPING AT STRAWS.  THE MEDINA HAS REPORTED THAT A DEPUTY HAS TAKEN DNA SAMPLES FROM LAFAYETTE FIREFIGHTERS.
IT WOULD SEEM THAT THEY ARE LOOKING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, BUT THEY ARE OFF THE MARK.

THE BLOGGER, WITH 20 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE INVESTIGATING VIOLENT CRIMES, ROBBERIES, RAPES, MURDERS, BOMBINGS AND THE LIKE, IS HIGHLY CONFIDENT HE CAN DEVELOP THE FACTS AND EVIDENCE TO SOLVE THE CRIME AND SUCCESSFULLY PROSECUTE (IN AN HONEST COURT WITH AN HONEST JUDGE YOU WON'T FIND IN MEDINA COUNTY) AND CONVICT  THE NARCISSISTIC, PSYCHOTIC, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SCUMBAG LOWLIFE(S) WHO MURDERED BRYON MACRON.

PERHAPS IT'S TIME FOR THE SHERIFF TO STEP ASIDE AND LET THE BIG BOYS INVESTIGATE THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON!  THAT WAY THIS CASE WILL BE SOLVED AND JUSTICE SERVED, A PARTICULARLY UNCOMMON RESULT IN MEDINA COUNTY!



  

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPUTY CONSIDERS HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TRUSTEE TO BE A LAUGHING MATTER !!!!

IT WOULD CERTAINLY APPEAR THAT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE CONSIDERS THE HOMICIDE OF TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON TO BE NO MORE THAN A LAUGHING MATTER.

CONSIDER THE REVOLTING CONDUCT OF A MORONIC MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPUTY AT THE ANNUAL JULY 4 PARADE AT CHIPPEWA LAKE.

INFORMATION WAS RECEIVED FROM A SOURCE THAT VICTORIA MACRON, THE GRIEVING WIDOW OF THE MURDERED BRYON MACRON, ATTENDED THE JULY 4 PARADE, HANDING OUT FLYERS TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC, SEEKING INFORMATION ABOUT THE MURDER OF HER LATE HUSBAND.

IT IS REPORTED THAT MRS. MACRON HANDED ONE SUCH FLYER TO A PARTICULAR MEDINA COUNTY DE(PEW)TY NAMED HARHAY.

IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THAT DE(PEW)TY HARHAY RECEIVED THE FLYER, LOOKED AT IT BRIEFLY, AND THEN LAUGHED AT MRS. MACRON, MOCKING HER!!!

THE BLOGGER MAY BE FROM THE OLD SCHOOL, BUT HE FINDS IT APPALLING THAT THIS DIPSHIT HARHAY SEEMS TO FIND IT FUNNY THAT BRYON MACRON, A DISTINGUISHED VETERAN OF THE U.S. MARINE CORPS, A PUBLIC SERVANT, PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY, LOVING HUSBAND AND FATHER AND INNOCENT CITIZEN, WAS MURDERED IN LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP.

SETTING ASIDE THE FACT THAT MRS. MACRON IS OUT SOLICITING INFORMATION ABOUT THE MURDER OF HER HUSBAND, A JOB THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE SHOULD BE DOING (AND HAVE NOT), COMMON DECENCY WOULD CALL FOR THIS DIPSHIT HARHAY TO HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE GRIEVING WIDOW OF A MURDER VICTIM.  NOT DIPSHIT HARHAY, WHO OBVIOUSLY HAS NO DECENCY AND NO RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE!

OF COURSE, IT IS QUITE LIKELY THAT DIPSHIT HARHAY DOES NO MORE THAN REFLECT THE ATTITUDE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE AS A WHOLE.  "WHY BOTHER, IT'S ONLY A DEAD GUY."

IN THE BLOGGER'S UNSOLICITED OPINION, DIPSHIT DE(PEW)TY HARHAY SHOULD BE SENT PACKING!

PERHAPS THE SHERIFF CAN TRANSFER THIS DIPSHIT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY PARK DISTRICT'S MARINE PATROL, WHERE HE CAN PLY THE TREACHEROUS WATERS AND SHIPPING LANES OF CHIPPEWA LAKE, SEARCHING FOR DRUG SMUGGLERS AND GUN RUNNERS.  

IN THAT EVENT, DIPSHIT DE(PEW)TY HARHAY WILL NOT BE REQUIRED TO HAVE ANY MEANINGFUL CONTACT WITH MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS, INCLUDING THE SURVIVORS OF HOMICIDE VICTIMS.


Monday, July 3, 2017

FOX8 NEWS BYPASSES THE USUAL AND CUSTOMARY MEDINA COUNTY CIRCLE JERK!

THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAS UNCONSCIONABLY WITHHELD DETAILS OF THEIR (NON) "INVESTIGATION" INTO THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON FROM THE MACRON FAMILY AND THE NEWS MEDIA, AS WELL.

PERHAPS THEY SIMPLY WISH THIS CASE TO DIE A SLOW DEATH AND FADE INTO THE ANNALS OF MEDINA COUNTY HISTORY OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION!

JUST ONE MORE UNSOLVED HOMICIDE TO THEIR DISCREDIT.  AFTER ALL, WITH ALL OF THOSE TEENAGERS WALKING AROUND AND SMOKING (HORRORS) MARIJUANA, THEY HAVE MORE IMPORTANT "LAW ENFORCEMENT" MATTERS TO ATTEND, NOT TO OVERLOOK THEIR "ENFORCEMENT EFFORTS" OF THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016.

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WILL RECALL THAT THE BLOGGER REPORTED IN A PRIOR POST THAT THE OHIO LEGISLATURE ENACTED THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016, BARRING FREE-RANGE CHICKENS FROM ROAMING AIMLESSLY ABOUT THE OHIO COUNTRYSIDE, CERTAINLY A WORTHWHILE ENDEAVOR OF THE LEGISLATURE.

READERS WILL ALSO RECALL THAT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF FORMED THE CHICKENSHIT SQUAD, A GROUP OF DEPUTIES SIMPLY KNOWN TO THEIR PEERS IN THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE AS THE CHICKENSHITS WHOSE PRIMARY DUTIES REQUIRE THEM TO SCOUR THE COUNTY'S ROADS AND HIGHWAYS SEIZING FREE-RANGE CHICKENS AND IMPOUNDING THEM AT POPEYE'S FRIED CHICKEN RESTAURANT IN WESTFIELD TOWNSHIP.

READERS MAY REFRESH BY VISITING A PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG, CAPTIONED

MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD ENFORCES THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016, RAIDS EASTER EGG HUNT !!! EASILY FOUND AT http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2017/04/medina-county-sheriffs-chickenshit.html


WELL, FOX8 NEWS HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THE USUAL AND CUSTOMARY MEDINA COUNTY CIRCLE JERK!

IN A REALLY SLICK, CALCULATED MANEUVER, FOX8 NEWS BYPASSED THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTS WELL KNOWING THAT THEY WOULD NOT RECEIVE A FAIR HEARING BEFORE THE CROOKED JUDGES IN THE CORRUPT COURTS OF MEDINA COUNTY.

FOX8 NEWS HAS FILED A LAWSUIT IN THE OHIO COURT OF CLAIMS, COLUMBUS, SEEKING RELEASE OF BRYON MACRON'S TOXICOLOGY REPORTS !!!!

THE COMPLAINT FILED BY FOX8 NEWS IS SHOWN BELOW.


FOX8 NEWS HAS SET FORTH ITS GROUNDS FOR SEEKING RELIEF, SHOWN BELOW.



SOME INTERESTING STUFF TO BE FOUND THERE.  FOX8 NEWS IS CALLING UPON MEDINA COUNTY OFFICIALS TO COMPLY WITH THE LAW, A NOVELTY IN KANGAROO COURTROOM #1, PRESIDED BY PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WHERE THE ONLY LAW IS MEDINA LAW, NOT RECOGNIZED IN ANY OTHER COURT IN THE LAND.

THE COUNTRY BUMPKINS OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE WON'T BE ABLE TO CONCEAL THE RESULTS ANY LONGER, GIVEN THE INCONTROVERTIBLE FACT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN BY CONCEALING TEST RESULTS, UNLESS THEY ARE COVERING UP THIS CRIME!