LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER NAMED GRAND MARSHAL OF MEDINA MLK DAY PARADE

The Medina County Port Authority and Medina County Economic Development Corp., the tails that wag Medina County Republicrats, have taken the bold move of naming LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER  as the GRAND MARSHAL OF THE MEDINA COUNTY MLK DAY PARADE.

LAPDOG COLLIER, seated beside his MAIN SQUEEZE MEDINA COURT REPORTER DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, could be seen waving to the crowds from the back seat of a hearse donated for use in the parade by a local mortuary.

The "civic leaders" at the Medina County Port Authority and Economic Development chose LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER to bestow the honorary title of GRAND MARSHAL upon LAPDOG because of his tireless efforts on behalf of the parade committee.

Specifically, LAPDOG COLLIER spent many long hours in his garage preparing signs for parade marchers, demonstrated below:

Never mind the slight misspellings from a guy who asks for "LETTICE" on his burger!

IT APPEARS THAT LAPDOG COLLIER MIGHT WELL SPEND A WEE BIT MORE TIME STUDYING THE PAGES OF THE CURRENT EDITION OF SPELLING FOR DUMMIES.