As we ring out the old and ring in the new, it is customary to look forward in anticipation of the fortunes of the new year. It is also time to dismiss all those resolutions made at the outset of the past year as dismal failures and to formulate new resolutions with renewed resolve.
Here are some prognostications from economic gurus:
1. GDP growth will exceed 3%.
2. The stock market will remain "bullish."
3. Interest rates are likely to remain stable.
4. Aging young adults will boost the housing market.
5. Consumer purchasing power is expected to increase.
6. Unemployment rates are expected to fall below 5%.
With all of those favorable economic predictions, the blogger has formulated his prediction for 2015.
AFTER SERIOUS CONSIDERATION, AND BASED UPON ALL OF THE AVAILABLE EVIDENCE, THE BLOGGER IS SO BOLD AS TO MAKE HIS ONE AND ONLY PREDICTION FOR THE CALENDAR YEAR 2015:
BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, LAPDOG MEDINA JUDGE CHRISTOPHER "PUBLIUS" CALAFATO-COLLIER WILL NO LONGER BE SEATED ON THE BENCH OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS!
IT WILL, INDEED, BE A MUCH HAPPIER NEW YEAR WITH THIS LOW-RENT LOW-LIFE GONE FROM "PUBLIC LIFE."
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