CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR, ""GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, IS BID A FOND FAREWELL WITH THE HOPE HE NEVER RETURNS TO DARKEN THE HALLS OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION EVER AGAIN

AT LONG LAST, THE CITIZENS OF MEDINA COUNTY ARE RID OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME!

HOE-MAN SWEETENS THE POT

WORD HAS REACHED THE BLOGGER THAT. AS A PARTING GIFT TO THE CITIZENS OF MEDINA COUNTY, HOE-MAN HAS VOWED TO TAKE ALL HIS KNUCKLE-DRAGGING ASS PROSECUTORS WITH HIM AS HE IS BOOTED OUT THE DOOR.

IF TRUE, CITIZENS OF THE COUNTY WILL BE WELL SERVED BY THE SIMULTANEOUS DEPARTURE OF THE FOLLOWING KNUCKLE DRAGGERS: SCOTT SLEAZEBURY, MUSTAFAH FAOUQUOD RAZAVI, AND STA-PUF KERN.  THERE IS NOT ONE WHIT OF INTEGRITY AMONG THE ENTIRE GROUP OF THESE SCUMBAGS, ACCOMPLISHED LIARS ONE AND ALL!

ADIOS AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO ALL OF THESE KNUCKLE DRAGGERS, ALL OF WHOM ENGAGED IN A RECURRENT PATTERN OF BAD FAITH AND PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT, AT THE BEHEST OF, AND ENCOURAGED BY, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF HIS PERSONAL ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB.

SECRET SANTA BELATEDLY VISITS THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION JUST AS THE CITIZENS OF MEDINA COUNTY EVICT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN FROM THE PREMISES

AS THE SUN SETS ON THE SHADY LEGAL CAREER OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY DINO HOE-MAN, SECRETS SANTA HAS PAID A VISIT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

SECRET SANTA'S VISIT TO THE COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION AT THE DEAD OF NIGHT WAS RISKY, INDEED.  IT WAS CERTAINLY POSSIBLE, EVEN AT THAT HOUR, THAT SECRET SANTA COULD HAVE EASILY INTERRUPTED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER BOINKING DONNA GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) IN "WEASELPECKER'S" CHAMBERS!

NOTWITHSTANDING THE RISK, SECRET SANTA LEFT A FEW GIFTS IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE FAILURE OF THESE CROOKED POLITICAL HACKS TO SERVE THE PUBLIC WITH THE SLIGHTEST SCINTILLA OF INTEGRITY.

SECRET SANTA'S GIFTS FOR THE "GODFATHER" OF THE MEDINA MOB, CORRUPT PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN.

SECRET SANTA HAS LEFT AN HIGH-FASHION ENSEMBLE OF DESIGNER CLOTHING SURELY TO SERVE HOE-MAN WELL IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

AND, FOR THOSE FORMAL OCCASIONS, LIKE COURT APPEARANCES:

SECRET SANTA, NOT OVERLOOKING HOE-MAN'S NEED TO KEEP UP WITH HIS CONTACTS IN THE MEDINA MOB WHILE HE IS DOWN STATE ON "VACATION," A WRITING TABLET AND PENCIL SET. (PENS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HOE-MAN'S FUTURE "VACATION SUITE" IN BLOCK "B."

VERY CONSIDERATE AND APPROPRIATE GIFTING FROM SECRET SANTA, DON'T YOU THINK?

SECRET SANTA REMEMBERED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AS WELL

GIVEN THE FACT THAT SECRET SANTA CAME TO MEMORIALIZE CORRUPT POLITICIANS, HE JUST COULD NOT OVERLOOK CORRUPT PHILANDERING "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE EMASCULATED LONGTIME LAPDOG OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND A TRUSTED MEMBER OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB.

SECRET SANTA LEFT THE PERFECT GIFT FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER!!!

NOW THAT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY DINO HOE-MAN AND HIS KNUCKLE-DRAGGING AS PROSECUTORS ARE GONE, "WEASELPECKER" WON'T HAVE ANYONE TO MAKE DECISIONS AND RULINGS FOR HIM, OR INSTRUCT HIM HOW TO DEPRIVE CITIZENS OF THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.  QUITE A CONUNDRUM, ALL IN ALL!

AT LEAST "WEASELPECKER" CAN TIE THIS GIFT TO HIS BELT BUCKLE AND PRETEND HE HAS BALLS !!!  

WHETHER HE PRETENDS TO HAVE BALLS OR NOT, ONE THING IS CERTAIN.  YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON "WEASELPECKER COLLIER"  TO NOT DO THE RIGHT THING.

SHOTS FIRED! "WEASELPECKER'S" ACTION PACKED SASQUATCH HUNT COMES TO AN END

THE FINAL NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S HISTORIC SASQUATCH HUNT ENDED WITH A "BANG" AND A HASTY RETREAT!  DID YOU, THE READERS, EXPECT ANYTHING BUT ONE MORE WEASELPECKER" SNAFU ?  

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WILL RECALL THE CHRONICLE OF THE FIRST NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S "MANLY" SASQUATCH HUNT, FOLLOWING AN INTENSIVE COURSE OF TESTOSTERONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY.  FOLLOWING HIS RECENT ELECTION VICTORY OVER THE MEDINA ELECTORATE IN YET ANOTHER RIGGED MEDINA COUNTY ELECTION.

FOLLOWING HIS INTENSIVE COURSE OF TESTERONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY, "WEASELPECKER" DECIDED TO ATTEMPT TO DEMONSTRATE TO ALL THE UNINFORMED AND APATHETIC VOTERS, WHO ELECTED TO RETAIN HIM AS A "jUDGE" IN THE CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM, HE IS NOT A COMPLETE CHICKENSHIT, NOTWITHSTANDING EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY!

READERS ARE REMINDED THAT PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SENT MORE THAN 400 OFFENSIVE ELECTRONIC MESSAGES USING A PLETHORA OF ASSUMED IDENTITIES, INCLUDING "LEPERCHAUN SAM" ( NOTICE HOW THIS MORON IMPROPERLY SPELLED THE WORD "L-E-P-R-E-C-H-A-U-N) !  GIVEN THE FACT THAT "WEASELPECKER" CHOSE TO HIDE BEHIND ALL THOSE ALIASES, AFRAID TO REVEAL HIS TRUE IDENTITY, MAKES HIM A FIRST-CLASS CHICKENSHIT IN SERIOUS NEED OF THERAPY AND PSYCHOTROPIC MEDS.

AS CHRONICLED AT THIS BLOG, THE FIRST NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER'S" SASQUATCH HUNT WAS MARRED BY A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY WHEN "WEASELPECKER" MISTAKENLY TOOK AN ALBINO SASQUATCH FOR CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND ATTEMPTED TO KISS THE ASS OF THE ALBINO SASQUATCH MUCH LIKE HE KISSES HOE-MAN'S ASS DAILY.

READERS WILL RECALL THAT WHEN THE ALBINO SASQUATCH LET OUT A BONE-SHATTERING ROAR,  AS EXPECTED "WEASELPECKER" DROPPED A LOAD IN HIS DEPENDS ADULT DIAPER,  AND BEAT FEET IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, ALL THE WHILE WAILING REPEATEDLY, "FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW."

ULTIMATELY CAME TIME TO PREPARE FOR THE SECOND AND FINAL NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER'S" SASQUATCH HUNT!

FOLLOWING ALL OF THE PREVIOUS NIGHT'S GOINGS-ON, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE ISSUED "WEASELPECKER" A SURE-FIRE REMEDY FOR THE SCENT TRAIL COLLIER LEFT IN THE VIRGIN FORESTS OF NEW YORK.

THEN, ON SECOND THOUGHT, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE, SUBSCRIBING TO THE MANTRA OF THE BOY SCOUTS, "BE PREPARED," DECIDED TO PROVIDE "WEASELPECKER," AND HIMSELF, WITH WITH AN EXTRA DOSE OF ODOR PROTECTION.

AFTER LUBING UP WITH AMPLE QUANTITIES OF "VIPOO" AND "MASTER CRAPSMAN," "WEASELPECKER" DOUBLE-DIAPERED HIMSELF BY SLIDING INTO ONE PAIR OF DEPENDS ADULT DIAPERS, AND THEN LAYERED UP BY FITTING A SECOND DEPENDS ADULT DIAPER OVER THE FIRST.

"WEASELPECKER" WAS NOW READY TO "GO."

"WEASELPECKER" NEXT OUTFITTED HIMSELF IN THE CUSTOM CAMO, GIVING HIM THE DISGUISE AND APPEARANCE OF A WIRE FENCE, SHOWN ONCE AGAIN BELOW OVER THE LEFT SHOULDER OF THE SASQUATCH GUIDE.

CUSTOM CAMO IS REALLY EFFECTIVE, BUT FOR "WEASELPECKER'S" UNCOVERED MELON-SHAPED CHROME DOME.

AT THE WITCHING HOUR OF 3:00 AM, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE LED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER OUT INTO THE WILDS OF THE FORESTS OF NEW YORK STATE.

SOME READERS MAY HAVE QUESTIONED THE QUALIFICATIONS OF THIS PARTICULAR SASQUATCH GUIDE TO LEAD "WEASELPECKER" ON HIS "MANLY," TESTOSTERONE-FUELED SASQUATCH HUNT.

READERS CAN BE ASSURED THAT THE SASQUATCH GUIDE COMES FROM A LONG LINE OF SASQUATCH HUNTERS, SO MUCH SO THAT SASQUATCH HUNTING IS IN HIS BLOOD.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AvzIAq8ZYd0

AS THE SASQUATCH GUIDE LED "WEASELPECKER" INTO THE HEART OF DARKNESS, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE WAS CERTAIN TO KEEP "WEASELPECKER" WALKING IN FRONT OF HIM TO AVOID BEING SHOT IN THE BACK.  GOOD JUDGMENT THERE, TO BE SURE!

AS THEY VENTURED DEEPER INTO THE FOREST, A COMMOTION ERUPTED IN THE BUSHES IN FRONT OF "WEASELPECKER."  AS SOON AS "WEASELPECKER" HEARD
THE COMMOTION IN FRONT OF HIM, HE LET FLY WITH A ROUND OR TWO FROM HIS SHOTGUN.

FORTUNATELY, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE WAS EQUIPPED WITH HIS GO-PRO CAMERA AND CAPTURED THE FOLLOWING FOOTAGE.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKzYJM7DHw0

INITIALLY, GIVEN "WEASELPECKER'S" REACTION AFTER DISCHARGING HIS SHOTGUN, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE FEARED THAT "WEASELPECKER" SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT!  NO SUCH LUCK! THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A UNFOUNDED CONCERN, HOWEVER.

MORE LIKELY, "WEASELPECKER" SHOT BIGFOOT IN THE FOOT.  AFTER ALL, THEY DON'T CALL THIS CRYPTID "BIGFOOT" FOR NOTHING.  HE (SHE) OBVIOUSLY HAS BIG FEET!

IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE TO THE READERS THAT, AS SOON AS "WEASELPECKER" LET FLY A LOAD FROM HIS SHOTGUN, HE SIMULTANEOUSLY LET FLY WITH ANOTHER LOAD . . . INTO HIS DEPENDS DOUBLED-UP ADULT DIAPERS!

FORTUNATELY FOR THE SAKE OF THE SASQUATCH GUIDE, THE  PUTRID ORDERS THAT MIGHT OTHERWISE BE WAFTING FROM "WEASELPECKER" HAD BEEN SUFFICIENTLY NEUTRALIZED BY "WEASELPECKER'S" MORE THAN GENEROUS APPLICATION OF VIPOO  AND MASTER CRAPSMAN.  

THANK THE GOOD LORD FOR SMALL FAVORS!

AFTER A BRIEF FACE-TO-FACE CONFRONTATION  WITH SASQUATCH, "WEASELPECKER" PANICKED AND FLED IN A STATE OF WILD CONFUSION.

AFTER THE SMOKE HAD CLEARED, AND "WEASELPECKER" CLEANED HIMSELF UP IN A DECONTAMINATION CHAMBER, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE ASKED "WEASELPECKER" WHY HE HADN'T FINISHED OFF THE SASQUATCH WITH ANOTHER SHOT.

"WEASELPECKER," STILL VISIBLY SHAKEN FROM HIS SECOND ENCOUNTER WITH SASQUATCH, REPLIED, "WHEN I LOOKED AT HIM SQUARE IN THE FACE, IT WAS LIKE LOOKING IN  MIRROR! NO MATTER HOW MANY INNOCENT CITIZENS I HELPED DINO HOE-MAN TO CONVICT WITHOUT ANY REL EVIDENCE, I JUST COULDN'T BRING MYSELF TO SHOOT SOMEONE WHO COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN MY BROTHER!"

BIGFOOT DOES BEAR AN EERIE RESEMBLANCE TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, DOESN'T HE? NOTICE THE NEANDERTHAL BROW RIDGE AND MELON-SHAPED CHROME DOME - JUST LIKE COLLIER!  A NOT-SO-DISTANT RELATIVE?

A QUICK PEEK UNDER "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S HOLIDAY TREE !!!

WEASELPECKER'S "HOLIDAY" HAS HELD SOME PLEASANT SURPRISES FOR PHILANDERING CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WHO HAS RECENTLY PREVAILED IN YET ANOTHER RIGGED ELECTION.

READERS SHOULD TAKE NOTE THAT "WEASELPECKER," WHO IS AMORAL AND  WOULD BE IMMORAL IF HE HAD ANY MORALS AT ALL, DOES NOT CELEBRATE "CHRISTMAS," AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT THERE IS A GOD AND HIS SON WAS BORN AS MAN, WHICH WE CELEBRATE ON THIS HOLIDAY.

SO, THEN, LET'S LOOK AT THE PLETHORA OF GIFTS THAT DONNA GARRITY, "WASELPECKER'S" "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, HAS PLACED UNDER "WEASELPECKER'S" HOLIDAY TREE!

SPAM

GIVEN THE DELIGHT THAT "WEASELPECKER" TAKES IN SENDING SPAM TO THE BLOGGER'S EMAIL ADDRESS, AND WANTING TO FURTHER FULFILL "WEASELPECKER'S" UNQUENCHED HUNGER FOR EVEN MORE SPAM, GARRITY HAS GIFTED HIM WITH THE FOLLOWING CROWD PLEASERS.

A CASE OF ASSORTED CANS OF SPAM

GARRITY, WHO RIDES IN THE GOLF CART AND FONDLES "WEASELPECKER'S" BALLS AT EACH OF HIS GOLF OUTINGS, HAS COME UP WITH THIS CLEVER IDEA:

SPAM GOLF TEES

TO REPLACE "WEASELPECKER'S" WELL-WORN FAVORITE ASSHAT, WHICH HE ROUTINELY WEARS ON EACH OF HIS GOLF OUTINGS, GARRITY HAS COME UP WITH A NOVEL REPLACEMENT:

SPAM ASSHAT

FOR A CHEESE-EATING RAT BASTARD

"WASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS DEVELOPED A REPUTATION IN MEDINA COUNTY AND ENVIRONS AS A CHEESE-EATING RAT BASTARD.  IN KEEPING WITH THAT THEME, GARRITY HAS COME UP WITH SOME UNIQUE HOLIDAY IDEAS FOR THIS CHEESE-EATING RAT BASTARD.

FIRST UP, AN ASSORTMENT OF CHEESE WHEELS THAT GO GREAT WITH A COMPLEMENTARY WINE LIKE RIPPLE OR WILD IRISH ROSE, TWO OF "WEASELPECKER'S" FAVORITES.

ASSORTED CHEESE WHEELS

AND HOW ABOUT SOME HIGH-FASHION EVENING ATTIRE FOR THOSE ROMANTIC LATE-NIGHT DINNERS AT TACO BELL?

COMMEMORATIVE RAT BASTARD TEE

GIVEN GARRITY'S LONGSTANDING SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH COLLIER, SHE IS AWARE THAT "WEASELPECKER" IS PRONE TO GET THE MUNCHIES. THIS NEXT GIFT, A FULL CASE OF GIANT-SIZED CHEEZ-ITS, IS GUARANTEED TO SATIATE THE MOST RAVENOUS APPETITE OF A CHEESE-EATING RAT BASTARD LIKE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

GIANT-SIZED CHEEZ-ITS

WHEN GNAWING ON CHEESE AND CHEEZ-ITS JUST WON'T DO, GARRITY GIFTED "WEASELPECKER" WITH A FULL CASE OF  IMPORTED FISH PRODUCTS.

PERSONAL HYGIENE FOR THOSE ON THE "GO"

GIVEN THE NUMBER OF "ACCIDENTS" THAT "WEASELPECKER" HAD DURING HIS SASQUATCH HUNT, DROPPING A NUMBER OF LOADS IN HIS DRAWERS UPON SIGHT OF SASQUATCH,  DOCUMENTED ELSEWHERE AT THIS BLOG, GARRITY HAS GIFTED "WEASELPECKER" WITH A VERY USEFUL GIFT OF A VIPOO TRAVEL PACK TO KEEP THOSE PESKY ODORS AWAY.

VIPOO TRAVEL PACK

IN ORDER TO DECREASE THE DISCOMFORT ASSOCIATED WITH THE COLD WEATHER DURING "WEASELPECKER'S" LONG JOURNEYS FROM THE MEDINA COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION TO GARRITY'S CRIB,  AN HAND-KNITTED TROUSER SNAKE.

ONE-EYED TROUSER SNAKE

PERSONAL COMFORT GIFTS

UNDERSTANDABLY, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY WANTS "WEASELPECKER" TO BE COMFORTABLE WHILE TRAVELING TO AND FROM HER CRIB AND WHILE THEY SNUGGLE IN FRONT OF THE SMOLDERING EMBERS OF GARRITY'S BARBECUE GRILL AS THEY ALTER TRANSCRIPTS FOR THE COURT OF APPEALS.

FIRST OF ALL, GARRITY HAS HANDCRAFTED A PERSONALIZED KNIT STOCKING CAP TO KEEP OUT THE CHILL FROM COLD WINTER WINDS AND TO PROTECT "WEASELPECKER'S" CHROME DOME FROM FROSTBITE.  THE EAR FLPS ARE AN ADDED BONUS!

PERSONALIZED KNIT STOCKING CAP

FOR THOSE NIPPY ROMANTIC EVENINGS WHEN GARRITY AND "WEASELPECKER" ARE SNUGGLING BESIDE THE DYING EMBERS OF GARRITY'S BARBECUE GRILL, GARRITY HAS GIFTED "WEASELPECKER" WITH A HIGH-QUALITY FORM-FITTING SNUGGY, WHICH CAN ALSO FUNCTION AS A SLEEPING BAG IN A PINCH!

FORM-FITTING SNUGGY

GIFTS FOR THE "OFFICE" AT KANGAROO COURTROOM #1

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG SHOULD BE WELL AWARE THAT, BESIDES BEING "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS AND MAIN SQUEEZE, SHE IS ALSO DESIGNATED AS "WEASELPECKER'S" "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS).

IT IS ONLY REASONABLE THAT GARRITY WOULD THINK OF "WEASELPECKER'S" CORRUPT "LEGAL" CAREER AS A "jUDGE" AND THIRD-RATE, LOW-LIFE, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SCUMBAG ATTORNEY.  

LET'S LOOK AT SOME OF THESE GIFTS!

FIRST OF ALL, SOME LEGAL "RESEARCH" MATERIALS THAT "WEASELPECKER" MAY WISH TO CONSULT BEFORE CONDUCTING ONE OF THE CHARADES HE CHARACTERIZES AS A "TRIAL," ALL THE WHILE DELIBERATELY DEPRIVING CHARGED DEFENDANTS OF THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS.  TRUE, "WEASELPECKER" WIL LIKELY FIND THE CONTENT OF LAW FOR DUMMIES MORE THAN CHALLENGING, BUT ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY AND THIS MORON NEEDS TO START SOMEWHERE.

A REVISED EDITION OF LAW FOR DUMMIES

TO BRIGHTEN UP "WEASELPECKER'S" DRAB CHAMBERS, WHERE GARRITY HAS SPENT MANY AN AFTERNOON "CONSULTING' WITH "WEASELPECKER," GARRITY HAS GIFTED "WEASELPECKER" WITH A NEW, BRIGHTLY COLORED AMERICAN FLAG.

A CURIO & PORTFOLIO

WHEN OUT AND ABOUT, PARTICULARLY ON THEIR SUMMER WEEKEND TRYSTS, "WEASELPEKER" IS CONSTANTLY ON THE LOOKOUT FOR CAMEL TOES.

WHILE THIS IS PUZZLING TO GARRITY, SHE WENT THE EXTRA MILE FOR HER "MAN" (USING THAT TERM RATHER LOOSELY) AND OBTAINED A GENUINE CAMEL TOE FROM AN AKRON TAXIDERMIST.

GENUINE CAMEL TOE

TO SWEETEN THE POT EVEN FURTHER, GARRITY GIFTED "WEASELPECKER" WITH A PORTFOLIO OF CAMEL TOE PHOTOGRAPHS.

CAMEL TOE PHOTOGRAPHS

FINALLY, FOR THOSE LOCAL WEEKEND TRYSTS

NEEDLESS TO SAY, GIVEN THE VAGARIES OF NORTHERN OHIO WINTER WEATHER, IT IS NOT ALWAYS POSSIBLE FOR "WEASELPECKER" AND GARRITY TO TRAVEL THOSE LONG DISTANCES FOR THEIR REGULAR WEEKEND TRYSTS. 

FOR THOSE OCCASIONS WHEN "WEASELPECKER" NEEDS TO CHECK INTO A LOCAL MOTEL FOR ONE OF HIS REGULAR WEEKEND TRYSTS WITH GARRITY, A GIFT OF CLEVER DISGUISES.

A DOZEN CLEVER DISGUISES

THOSE PROSTHETIC NOSES WORK EVERY TIME!

SURELY "WEASELPECKER" HAS HAD A MERRY HOLIDAY SEASON, RECHARGED, AND READY FOR ANOTHER YEAR OF SCREWING AS MANY CITIZENS AS POSSIBLE IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION AND THE LAW BE DAMNED!

FIRST NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S SASQUATCH HUNT MARRED BY MISTAKEN IDENTITY !

THE FIRST NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S SASQUATCH HUNT PREDICTABLY TURNED OUT TO BE A REAL FIASCO OR, IN OTHER WORDS, A GENUINE FUBAR.

AS ANY SERIOUS SASQUATCH HUNTER WELL KNOWS, THE BEST TIME TO GO SASQUATCH HUNTING IS WELL AFTER MIDNIGHT, GENERALLY BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 3:00 AM AND 6:00 AM.

AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG ARE AWARE, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE RELUCTANTLY  PERMITTED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TO VIEW A FEMALE SASQUATCH HELD CAPTIVE IN THE GUIDE'S BARN.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cV-UkPaAbcg

AS PREVIOUSLY REPORTED, THAT INITIAL ENCOUNTER DID NOT GO WELL!

AT ABOUT MIDNIGHT, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER BEGAN PREPARATIONS FOR THE FIRST NIGHT OF HIS SASQUATCH HUNT.

AFTER SLIDING INTO HIS FIRST PAIR OF DEPENDS, ADULT DIAPERS WITH "FLEX FIT" TECHNOLOGY, "WEASELPECKER" DRESSED IN FULL CUSTOM CAMO, WHICH THE SASQUATCH GUIDE DESIGNED AND FURNISHED.

A WORD ABOUT THE CUSTOM CAMO WHICH THE SASQUATCH GUIDE DESIGNED EXPRESSLY FOR SASQUATCH HUNTING IS IN ORDER.  THE CUSTOM CAMO CREATES THE ILLUSION THAT THE OBSERVER IS SIMPLY LOOKING AT AN OPEN FIELD THROUGH A WIRE FENCE.  THIS INGENIOUS CAMO DESIGN NOT ONLY DISGUISES THE HUNTER BUT ALSO CREATES THE IMPRESSION OF A BARRIER FENCE, WHICH SASQUATCH IS LIKELY TO AVOID THEREBY PROTECTING THE SASQUATCH HUNTER FROM A DIRECT ATTACK BY A CHARGING SASQUATCH.  IT IS, IN A WORD, AN INGENIOUS DESIGN, PICTURED LATER IN THIS POST.

AT APPROXIMATELY 3:00 AM, "WEASELPECKER" AND HIS SASQUATCH GUIDE SET OUT ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF "WEASLPECKER'S" SASQUATCH.

THE GOING WAS SLOW AS THE DUO MADE THEIR WAY THROUGH THE FORESTS OF NEW YORK STATE, PROGRESSING TOWARD THE  SASQUATCH DEN PREVIOUSLY SHOWN AT THIS BLOG.

UPON ARRIVAL AT THE SASQUATCH DEN AT APPROXIMATELY 4:30 AM, ALL WAS QUIET.  "WEASELPECKER" AND THE SASQUATCH GUIDE HUNKERED DOWN IN A CLUMP OF BUSHES ABOUT 25 FEET DISTANT FROM THE SASQUATCH DEN WAITING FOR SOME SIGN OF ACTIVITY.  OF COURSE, "WEASELPECKER" PROMPTLY FELL ASLEEP, MUCH LIKE HE DOES IN ANY OF HIS CHARADE SHOW TRIALS HE CONDUCTS IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1  OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL &RAILROAD STATION. 

SUDDENLY, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS STARTLED AND AWOKE TO THE SOUNDS OF RUSTLING IN THE BUSHES NEARBY.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, "WEASELPECKER" WAS SHOCKED TO SEE WHAT TURNED OUT TO BE AN ALBINO SASQUATCH, PICTURED BELOW,  PASSING WITHIN AN ARMS LENGTH.

"WEASELPECKER" WAS SHOCKED BEYOND BELIEF !!!

INITIALLY, HE WONDERED WHY ONE OF HIS KLAN BROTHERS FROM THE MEDINA REPUBLI-KKK-RAT PARTY HAD FOUND HIS WAY INTO THE MIDST OF HIS SASQUATCH HUNT.

AS "WEASELPECKER" BENT OVER TO KISS THE ASS OF HIS KLAN BROTHER, IN HIS USUAL FASHION, HE MUTTERED, "DINO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

THE ALBINO SASQUATCH, WHOM "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER MISTOOK FOR CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, WHEELED AROUND AND LET OUT A HORRIFYING ROAR THAT SHOOK "WEASELPECKER" TO THE VERY CORE.

THE SASQUATCH GUIDE, WHO IS NOT UNACQUAINTED WITH SASQUATCH BEHAVIOR, REPORTS THAT, AT THE SOUND OF THE SASQUATCH ROAR, HE HEARD THE LOUD RELEASE OF  INTESTINAL GAS FROM "WEASELPECKER" FOLLOWED BY THE GUSHING SOUND OF "WEASELPECKER" VACATING HIS BOWELS, DROPPING A LOAD IN HIS DRAWERS, (DEPENDS,) RATHER LIKE THE SOUND CAUSED BY STEPPING ON A LARGE, ROTTING TOMATO.

IT WAS A GOOD THING THAT "WEASELPECKER" WAS PREPARED FOR THIS EVENTUALITY.

ACCORDING TO THE SASQUATCH GUIDE, "WEASELPECKER" TURNED AND BEAT FEET INTO THE BRUSH IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, SCREAMING  REPEATEDLY, "FEET, DON'T FAIL ME NOW!"

WITH BOTH "WEASELPECKER" AND THE ALBINO SASQUATCH IN FULL FLIGHT, THE ONLY THING FOR THE SASQUATCH GUIDE TO DO WAS TO ROUND UP "WEASELPECKER" AND GET HIM BACK TO SASQUATCH CENTRAL.

TRACKING WEASELPECKER'S" RETREAT THROUGH THE FOREST WAS NOT PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT FOR THE SASQUATCH GUIDE, AN EXPERIENCED OUTDOORSMAN.  ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW "WEASELPECKER'S" SCENT TRAIL THROUGH THE WOODS!

A WITNESS DESCRIBES ENCOUNTERING "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER EMERGING FROM THE WOOD LINE IN FLIGHT FROM HIS FIRST SASQUATCH ENCOUNTER. THE WITNESS DESCRIBES "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S ODOR AS "PUTRID."  SEE FOR YOURSELF!

https://youtu.be/-vswTeyLe7c

THE SASQUATCH GUIDE QUICKLY LOCATED "WEASELPEKER" AND GOT HIM BACK TO SAFETY.

AS A MOMENTO OF "WEASELPECKER'S" FIRST NIGHT IN PURSUIT OF SASQUATCH, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE MEMORIALIZED THE EVENT WITH A POST-HUNT PHOTO, SHOWN BELOW:

READERS WILL NOTE HOW EFFECTIVELY THE CUSTOM CAMO HAS CONCEALED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, DEPICTED OVER THE LEFT SHOULDER OF THE SASQUATCH GUIDE, EXCEPT FOR HIS UNCOVERED MELON-SHAPED CHROME DOME.  HE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE A WIRE FENCE, DOESN'T HE?

STILL ONE MORE NIGHT TO GO ON THIS "MANLY" SASQUATCH HUNT BY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, SURE TO BE A GRIN !!!

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TAKES TIME AWAY FROM HIS WEEKLY TRYST WITH HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY !!!

IF THERE IS ANYTHING PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER HOLDS SACRED, IT IS HIS WEEKLY WEEKEND TRYSTS WITH HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.

"WEASELPECKER" MUST REALLY HAVE BEEN INFURIATED TO HAVE TAKEN HIS VALUED TIME AWAY FROM HIS WEEKLY TRYST WITH DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY THIS PAST WEEKEND.

HERE'S THE SCOOP!

ON SUNDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2016, THE BLOGGER PUBLISHED A POST CAPTIONED

PRELIMINARIES FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S SASQUATCH HUNT GOT OFF ON THE WRONG "FOOT" !!! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2016/12/preliminaries-for-weaselpecker-colliers.html 

THAT WAS ON SUNDAY!

TODAY, MONDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2016, A MERE 24 HOURS LATER, GIVE OR TAKE, THE BLOGGER DISCOVERED THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAD SENT THE FOLLOWING REPETITIVE UNSOLICITED ADVERTISEMENTS (SPAM) TO THE BLOGGER, SHOWN BELOW:

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER  MUST REALLY BE FOND OF THE PRODUCT THAT JOE SCHRIEFER IS OFFERING FOR SALE, LIKELY ONE OF THOSE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION  PRODUCTS, OF WHICH "WEASELPECKER" IS SO FOND AS REMEDY FOR ADDRESSING HIS HIS IMPOTENCE!

BEST GUESS IS THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS INFURIATED WITH THE BLOGGER FOR REVEALING TO YOU, THE READERS, "WEASELPECKER'S" SASQUATCH HOTSPOT! 

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT ANY "NORMAL" PERSON WOULD JUMP OUT OF BED AND SHUNT HIS MAIN SQUEEZE ASIDE TO MAKE NUMEROUS, REPETiTIVE REQUESTS TO SEND THIS SPAM TO THE BLOGGER???

WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!!!

PRELIMINARIES FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S SASQUATCH HUNT GOT OFF ON THE WRONG "FOOT" !!!

AS EXPECTED, IN A SHOW OF HIS NEWLY FOUND "MANLINESS," THE RESULT OF AN INTENSIVE COURSE OF TESTOSTERONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY, PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TRAVELED TO NEW YORK STATE TO EMBARK ON HIS FIRST-EVER SASQUATCH HUNT, BRINGING WITH HIM A FULL BOX OF DEPENDS ADULT DIAPERS (WHICH ULTIMATELY CAME IN HANDY, AS IT TURNED OUT).

UPON ARRIVING AT THIS CLOSELY GUARDED BIGFOOT HOTSPOT, "WEASELPECKER"  MADE HIS INTRODUCTIONS TO THE SASQUATCH GUIDE HE HIRED FOR THIS "MANLY" ADVENTURE.

THE FIRST SHOCKER CAME WHEN THE SASQUATCH GUIDE DISCLOSED TO "WEASELPECKER" THAT HE HAD ACTUALLY CAPTURED A LIVE BIGFOOT, WHICH WAS THEN HELD IN CAPTIVITY!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj4U7njCioo

AT "WEASELPECKER'S" INSISTENCE, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE RELUCTANTLY GAVE "WEASELPECKER"  A LOOK DESPITE HIS BETTER JUDGMENT.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBmCfuacBQw&t=172s

PHILANDERER THAT HE IS, "WEASELPECKER'S" FIRST IMPULSE WAS TO LUNGE FORWARD AND SCREW MS. SASQUATCH !!!

"WEASELPECKER" THEN HESITATED, SUDDENLY CALLING TO MIND THAT DONNA GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE WAS WAITING FOR HIM, IN FACT LONGING FOR HIS RETURN TO THE HONEYMOON SUITE AT THE LOVE NEST MOTEL,  LOCATED A SHORT DRIVE FROM BEAVER'S DAM, NEW YORK.

"WEASELPECKER'S" NEXT IMPULSE WAS TO SHOOT THE CAPTIVE MS. SASQUATCH AS SHE STOOD IN THE OPEN DOOR OF THE SASQUATCH GUIDE'S BARN!

THE SASQUATCH GUIDE QUICKLY INTERVENED AND REMINDED "WEASELPECKER" THAT THE ETHICS TO WHICH ALL TRUE HUNTERS SUBSCRIBE FORBID THE KILLING OF A CAPTIVE ANIMAL LIKE MS. SASQUATCH.

"WEASELPECKER" BECAME CONFUSED IMMEDIATELY.  HE HAD NO CONCEPT OF ETHICS IN ANY CONTEXT, INCLUDING IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

AFTER CALMING "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER,  THE SASQUATCH GUIDE ASSURED "WEASELPECKER" OF A SUCCESSFUL SASQUATCH HUNT GIVEN THE FACT THAT THE GUIDE HAD MANAGED TO LOCATE A NEARBY SASQUATCH DEN.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r3x4yU8Us8E

NOW WAS THE TIME FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER  TO "CAMO UP" AND PREPARE TO CONFRONT SASQUATCH IN ITS NATURAL ENVIRONMENT !

READERS WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE AMUSED BY "WEASELPECKER'S" FOIBLES AS HE ENCOUNTERS BIGFOOT IN THE FORESTS OF NEW YORK STATE, UPCOMING IN THE FOLLOWING POSTS AT THIS BLOG.

IT'S BEGINNING TO HIT THE FAN !!!

ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME, ORCHESTRATED BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, REPORTS SOME RATHER REVEALING EMERGING DETAILS LIKELY TO LEAD TO THE CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF MEMBERS OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB !

ACCORDING TO THE VICTIM, THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEY REFERENCED IN A RECENT PRIOR POST, SEEMS TO BE CHIN-DEEP IN SOME SERIOUS MISCONDUCT.  YOU SEE, THE JAGOFF ATTORNEY ALLEGEDLY TESTIFIED BEFORE PHILANDERNG, ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER (ANOTHER WELL-PLACED MEMBER OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB) THAT THE ESTATE OF THE LOCAL DECEASED MAN, WHOSE GRAVE THIS JAGOFF ATTORNEY AND OTHER MEMBERS OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB ROBBED ND THEREAFTER RAPED AND PILLAGED THE ESTATE, HAD BEEN CLOSED AND FILED AT A HEARING HELD BY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IN KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 IN OCTOBER 2008.

AS IT TURNS OUT HOWEVER, THE INVENTORY OF ESTATE ASSETS, INCOMPLETE AS IT MAY BE, WAS EVENTUALLY FILED IN THE MEDINA PROBATE COURT IN JUNE 2009, FULLY NINE MONTHS AFTER THE ALLEGED TESTIMONY OF THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEY.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?  A  JAGOFF ATTORNEY LYING IN ONE OF "WEASELPECKER'S" CHARADE "HEARINGS" IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION !

IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM, HOWEVER, LYING IN COURT IS NO BIG DEAL. AFTER ALL, "WEASELPECKER" HIMSELF IS A PROVEN LIAR, AS IS CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN  AND ALL OF HIS ASS PROSECUTORS.  AFTER ALL, THE OFFICIAL MOTTO OF HOE-MAN IS "LIE A LITTLE, LIE A LOT. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?"

INTERESTINGLY, IT IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE VERY OCTOBER 2008 HEARING WHICH CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND LOCAL JAGOFF ATTORNEY LARRY COURTNEY "EDITED," REMOVING AND DELETING 76 PAGES, IN VIOLATION OF THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF OHIO, FELONY TAMPERING WITH RECORDS AND FELONY TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE.

OF FURTHER INTEREST IS THE FACT THAT AT THE OCTOBER 2008 HEARING, WITHOUT HEARING TESTIMONY OF THE VICTIM(S) OF  THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ORDERED THE ENFORCEMENT OF AN UNSIGNED PURPORTED "AGREEMENT" BETWEEN THE PARTIES TO WHICH NONE OF THE PARTIES CONSENTED OR AGREED, ACCORDING TO THE VICTIM.

ONE HAS TO WONDER JUST HOW MUCH OF A KICKBACK THAT "WEASELPECKER" RECEIVED FOR PULLING OFF THAT STUNT.

WHILE THERE HAS BEEN SOME LEGAL WRANGLING BEFORE VISITING JUDGE PATRICIA COSGROVE, WHO HAS FAILED TO TIMELY RULE ON MOTIONS AND HEARINGS, MEDINA CASE NO. 08CIV0502.  READERS ARE FREE TO REVIEW THE DOCKET IN THIS CASE AT THE WEBSITE OF THE CLERK OF MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.

REVIEWING THE DOCKET IN MEDINA CASE NO. 08CIV0502, READERS WILL FIND THAT ON FEBRUARY 18, 2014 THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME FILED A MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT AND DISMISSAL OF THE CASE.  THE VICTIM'S MOTION INCLUDED A COPY OF A PROBATIVE OFFICIAL REPORT OF INVESTIGATION BY HINCKLEY POLICE SERGEANT DANIEL HUFF.

A REVIEW OF THE CASE DOCKET REVEALS THAT THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEY FAILED TO ANSWER OR OPPOSE THE VICTIM'S MOTION.

FURTHER REVIEWING THE DOCKET IN MEDINA CASE NO. 08CIV0502, READERS WILL FIND THAT ON MARCH 9, 2016 THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME FILED A MOTION TO DISMISS PER RUE 11 BEFORE VISITING JUDGE PATRICIA COSGROVE .

THE DOCKET REVEALS THAT THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEY FAILED TO ANSWER OR OPPOSE THE MARCH 9, 2016 MOTION TO DISMISS.

TO DATE, JUDGE COSGROVE HAS FAILED TO RULE ON EITHER OF THESE TWO MOTIONS.

ALTHOUGH JUDGE COSGROVE HAS HELD RULINGS ON THE ABOVE-DESCRIBED MOTIONS IN ABEYANCE, SHE HAS SCHEDULED A HEARING ON MOTION OF THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEY TO HOLD THE VICTIM IN CONTEMPT OF AN INVALID UNSIGNED PURPORTED "STIPULATED" INJUNCTION UNLAWFULLY IMPOSED BY CORRUPT PHILANDERING "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER BEFORE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE HE RECUSED HIMSELF FROM THIS CASE "TO AVOID THE APPEARANCE OF FURTHER IMPROPRIETY."

FOLLOWING IS A RECENT EMAIL COMMUNICATION FROM THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME TO VISITING JUDGE COSGROVE:

From: Gregg Depew <greggdepew01@gmail.com>Date: Tue, Dec 13, 2016 at 6:50 PM
Subject: upcoming phone conference
To: Patricia Cosgrove <pcosgrove1@yahoo.com>

Your Honor,  FYI at the 1-28-16 default hearing the medina county prosecutor appeared and gave oral testimony that the HPD report from Sgt Huff was infact real.  In 2008 local attorney Forrest Thompson was retained by co defendant's and filed a declaratory judgement against Brad Depew for POA fraud in the Probate Court.  The Probate Court was to have a hearing on the Matter but do to the Civil Order issued by this Court the Administrator was Ordered by The Civil Court to enter an incomplete inventory.. Mr Bernlohr testified before Judge Collier the Inventory was complete, when he still had a pending poa fraud case in probate that would increase the value of the estate hundreds of thousands of dollars and implicate Brad Depew, The pretrial statement filed by Bernlohr in this very case states this fact.  All this case was designed to do was gain an upperhand in a pending probate fraud case.  Forrest Thompson was sworn in last week as Medina County Prosecutor and his bond will take effect 1-01-17.  I have already conferred with his staff and he does have a conflict.  Do to the Criminal nature of the Huff report and the MCPO stating to the Court on 1-28-16 of this fact I am requesting this Court forward the report to Summit County Prosecutor to prosecute the perjury charge and vacate the fraudulent CPO.  I will be filing a 55C motion shortly.  I was assured that MCPO will forward the report to an outside prosecutor in early January if the Court has not yet done so.  
Thank you Gregg Depew Pro Se,
Cc Mark Bernlohr

THERE ARE SOME REAL NUGGETS TO BE FOUND IN THE ABOVE EMAIL MESSAGE TO JUDGE COSGROVE!

FIRSTLY, THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME ADVISED THE JUDGE HE INTENDS TO FILE A RULE 55 MOTION WITHIN THE REASONABLY NEAR FUTURE!

PERHAPS WE SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT RULE 55 OF THE OHIO RULES OF CIVIL PROCEDURE:

RULE 55. Default
(A) Entry of judgment. When a party against whom a judgment for affirmative relief is sought has failed to plead or otherwise defend as provided by these rules, the party entitled to a judgment by default shall apply in writing or orally to the court therefor; but no judgment by default shall be entered against a minor or an incompetent person unless represented in the action by a guardian or other such representative who has appeared therein. If the party against whom judgment by default is sought has appeared in the action, he (or, if appearing by representative, his representative) shall be served with written notice of the application for judgment at least seven days prior to the hearing on such application. If, in order to enable the court to enter judgment or to carry it into effect, it is necessary to take an account or to determine the amount of damages or to establish the truth of any averment by evidence or to make an investigation of any other matter, the court may conduct such hearings or order such references as it deems necessary and proper and shall when applicable accord a right of trial by jury to the parties. 

BINGO!  UNDER THE RULES OF CIVIL PROCEDURE, THE VICTIM IS ENTITLED TO DEFAULT JUDGMENT WHERE THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEY FAILED TO ANSWER AND OPPOSE THE VICTIM'S MOTIONS TO DISMISS!

NEXT, AND JUST AS IMPORTANT, IF JUDGE COSGROVE FAILS TO FORWARD THE OFFICIAL INVESTIGATIVE REPORT OF HINCKLEY POLICE SGT. DANIEL HUFF TO THE SUMMIT COUNTY PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE, THE HONORABLE FORREST THOMPSON, THE INCOMING MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR, WILL DO SO AFTER ASSUMING OFFICE!

WHAT A BREATH OF FRESH AIR TO HAVE AN HONEST MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR, FOR A CHANGE !!! 

UP NEXT AT THIS BLOG: THE CHRONICLES OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S DEATH-DEFYING SASQUATCH HUNT.

JUST HOW NUTTY IS ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER? YOU BE THE JUDGE!

THIS POST IS INTENDED TO GIVE READERS SOME INSIGHT INTO THE VACUOUS SPACE BETWEEN THE EARS OF PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, A DERANGED MENTAL DEFECTIVE.

JUST HOW NUTTY IS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER?  YOU BE THE JUDGE!

ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER "PERFORM" IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION COMES AWAY WITH THE WELL-FOUNDED IMPRESSION THAT "WEASELPECKER" HAS MORE THAN A FEW SQUIRRELS RUNNING AROUND IN THE "ATTIC."

IN FACT, IF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY, YOU CAN HEAR THE SQUIRRELS DRAGGING THEIR NUTS ACROSS THE FLOOR OF "WEASELPECKER'S" HOLLOW CRANIUM.

THE BLOGGER HAS RECENTLY REVEALED THE RATHER SENSITIVE INFORMATION THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, FOLLOWING A BADLY NEEDED INTENSIVE COURSE OF TESTOSTERONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY, ENGAGED A SASQUATCH GUIDE TO PARTICIPATE IN A REALLY "MANLY" PURSUIT, A SASQUATCH HUNT.

"WEASELPECKER" HAS BEEN APPARENTLY EMBARRASSED BY THE PUBLIC DISCLOSURE HE CHOSE TO HUNT BIGFOOT, A LEGENDARY MYTHICAL CREATURE IN MODERN LORE.  IN FACT, SOME MIGHT CONSIDER "WEASELPECKER'S" "MANLY" PURSUIT OF BIGFOOT TO BE JUST A BIT WACKY!  NOTHING NEW WITH THIS MORON!

GIVEN THE TIMING, IT WOULD CERTAINLY SEEM THAT PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS INFURIATED BY THE DISCLOSURE AT THIS BLOG THAT HE CHOSE TO HUNT FOR BIGFOOT, MOTIVATED IN NO SMALL PART BY HIS LONGING TO PRESENT HIS OFFICIAL COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA GARRITY, HIS CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE WITH THE PRECIOUS CHRISTMAS GIFT OF A PAIR OF GENUINE BIGFOOT SLIPPERS, RIGHT FROM THE SOURCE.

OBVIOUSLY DRIVEN BY OUTRAGE AND UNCONSTRAINED ANGER, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS CHOSEN TO SEEK REVENGE UPON THE BLOGGER IN THE ONLY MANNER AVAILABLE TO HIM, SPAM!

SHOWN BELOW IS THE IMAGE OF THE SPAM THAT "WEASELPECKER" CAUSED TO BE SENT TO THE BLOGGER'S EMAIL ADDRESS ON DECEMBER 8, 2016:

AS AN ASIDE, BASED UPON "WEASELPECKER'S" FIXATION UPON ADVERTISEMENTS PERTAINING TO ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, IT IS PATENTLY CLEAR THAT "WEASELPECKER" SUFFERS FROM PENIS ENVY!!!


THE REALLY FUNNY AND IRONIC THING ABOUT "WEASELPECKER'S" INTENDED RETRIBUTION IS THAT THE BLOGGER HAS NOT YET REVEALED THE HILARIOUS OUTCOME OF "WEASELPECKER'S" "MANLY" SASQUATCH HUNT.  READERS WILL CERTAINLY BE AMUSED!

IT IS OBVIOUS THAT PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, A MONUMENTAL FU@@UP, IS NOT AWARE OF THE "DELETE" FUNCTION AVAILABLE IN ALL EMAIL PROGRAMS.

WHAT A DOUCHEBAG !!!

BASKING IN THE AFTERGLOW OF HIS VICTORY OVER THE LOCAL ELECTORATE, CORRUPT ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER BOASTS HE HAS OVERCOME HIS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION !!!

CORRUPT, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS BASKING IN THE AFTERGLOW OF HIS VICTORY OVER THE LOCAL ELECTORATE ALONG WITH HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA GARRITY, HIS CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE.

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG MAY VERY WELL RECALL THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS SENT OVER 400 OFFENSIVE ELECTRONIC MESSAGES TO THE BLOGGER, AT THIS BLOG, USING ALL MANNER OF ASSUMED NAMES (ALIASES) PROVING, AT A MINIMUM, THAT:

1)  "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS MENTALLY DEFECTIVE, IN NEED OF SERIOUS MENTAL HEALTH TREATMENT AND THERAPY; AND

2)  "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS A FIRST-CLASS CHICKENSHIT, HIDING BEHIND A SERIES OF PHONY IDENTITES!

THE BLOGGER HAS PREVIOUSLY PRESENTED AT THIS BLOG A SAMPLING OF SOME OF THE OFFENSIVE ELECTRONIC MESSAGES THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IN PRIOR POSTS AT THIS BLOG. MOREOVER, THE BLOGGER HAS SUMMARIZED SOME OF THE 400 OFFENSIVE ELECTRONIC MESSAGES FROM "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IN MOTION TO DISMISS WITH PREJUDICE BASED ON THE GROUNDS OF PROSECUTORIAL AND JUDICIAL BAD FAITH AND MISCONDUCT, ACCESSED AT THE UPPER RIGHT-HAND CORNER OF THIS WEB PAGE.


"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS FORCED TO STOP THAT ACTIVITY WHEN SITTING JUDGE RICHARD "WEASEL DICK" MARKUS, CHIEF AMONG MORONS,  ORDERED OHIO ATTORNEY GENERAL MIKE DeWINO TO "INVESTIGATE" THE SOURCE OF THE 400 OFFENSIVE ELECTRONIC MESSAGES AND TO IDENTIFY THE AUTHOR.  "WEASELPECKER" WAS NOT PREPARED TO FURTHER RISK IDENTIFICATION AS THE LOW-LIFE SCUMBAG WHO AUTHORED THE 400 OFFENSIVE ELECTRONIC MESSAGES.

OHIO ATTORNEY GENERAL MIKE DeWINO, WHO IS ALLEGED TO HAVE TAKEN CAMPAIGN "CONTRIBUTIONS" FROM CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS WHO ALSO FINANCED THE 9/11/2001 TERRORIST ATTACKS UPON NEW YORK CITY, ASSIGNED BCI "SPECIAL" AGENT "DICK" WARNER TO PURPORTEDLY "INVESTIGATE" THE SOURCE OF THE 400 OFFENSIVE ELECTRONIC MESSAGES THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SENT TO THE BLOGGER.

BCI "SPECIAL" AGENT WARNER, A SELF-TAUGHT AND SELF-PROCLAIMED "COMPUTER EXPERT" APPEARED TO HAVE LITTLE KNOWLEDGE BEYOND THE LOCATION OF THE "POWER" SWITCH ON A COMPUTER.  NEVERTHELESS, AT MIKE DeWINO'S INSTRUCTION, WARNER SET OUT TO WHITEWASH THE SUPPOSED "INVESTIGATION" AND CONCLUDED THAT THIS BLOGGER WAS THE AUTHOR OF THE 400 OFFENSIVE MESSAGES THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SENT TO THE BLOGGER.

THE BLOGGER PRESENTED THE PURPORTED "EVIDENCE" THAT "SPECIAL" AGENT "DICK" WARNER USED TO SUPPORT HIS UNTENABLE "CONCLUSION" TO A BONA FIDE COMPUTER EXPERT WHO PERFORMS COMPUTER SECURITY FOR THE UNITED STATES NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY, AND WHO HOLD A PhD IN PHYSICS.

THE REAL COMPUTER EXPERT, AFTER EXAMINING THE "PURPORTED" EVIDENCE THAT "SPECIAL" AGENT "DICK" WARNER RELIED UPON TO SUPPORT HIS "CONCLUSION" THAT THE BLOGGER WAS THE AUTHOR OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S 400 OFFENSIVE ELECTRONIC MESSAGES TO THE BLOGGER, THE BONA FIDE COMPUTER EXPERT COMMENTED, "THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?"  AFTER THIS INITIAL IMPRESSION, THE BONA FIDE COMPUTER EXPERT SIMPLY SHREDDED WARNER'S ANALYSIS AND "CONCLUSION."

BCI "SPECIAL" AGENT "DICK" WARNER, AN OBVIOUS FU@@UP, HAS SINCE BEEN REASSIGNED TO TASTE-TEST OLD RAPE KITS HELD AT THE CUYAHOGA COUNTY PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE.  A SOURCE HAS SINCE INFORMED THE BLOGGER THAT WARNER REMAINS A SOLID FU@@UP AND HAS SCREWED UP EVEN THE MOST BASIC TASTE-TEST OF AGING RAPE KITS.

GIVEN THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER DARE NOT SEND ANY MORE OF HIS OFFENSIVE ELECTRONIC MESSAGES FOR FEAR OF BEING IDENTIFIED, "WEASELPECKER" HAS UNDERTAKEN A CHICKENSHIT CAMPAIGN TO SEND UNSOLICITED EMAIL ADVERTISING (SPAM) TO THE BLOGGER!

FOLLOWING IS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE UNSOLICITED ADVERTISEMENTS THAT "WEASELPECKER: COLLIER, A FIRST-CLASS CHICKENSHIT, HAS SENT TO THE BLOGGER IN HIS OWN MENTALLY DEFECTIVE ATTEMPT TO "GET EVEN" FOR THE FACTS AND EVIDENCE OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION PRESENTED AT THIS BLOG.

THERE ARE MANY MORE, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.

THE CONCLUSIONS TO BE DRAWN ARE THESE:

1)  "WEASELPECKER" IS AFFLICTED WITH "PENIS ENVY;"

2) "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS PROUD OF THE FACT THAT HE HAS OVERCOME HIS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION WITH THE USE OF VARIOUS PHARMACEUTICALS; 

3)  "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS A MENTAL DEFECTIVE IN NEED OF LONG-TERM MEDICATION AND THERAPY;

4)  AFTER HIS RECENT QUESTIONABLE "VICTORY" IN ANOTHER RIGGED MEDINA COUNTY ELECTION, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER REMAINS A FIRST-CLASS CHICKENSHIT !!!

UPDATE ON SASQUATCH HUNT: "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER REQUIRES HAZMAT SUIT TO HUNT

THE NEW YORK STATE SASQUATCH GUIDE HAS PROVIDED ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WITH RECENT UPDATES AS A PRELUDE TO "WEASELPECKER'S" SCHEDULED SASQUATCH HUNT.

READERS MAY RECALL THAT, IN PRIOR POSTS AT THIS BLOG, THE BLOGGER REVEALED THAT ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS HIRED A GUIDE TO HUNT SASQUATCH AFTER HAVING TAKEN AN INTENSIVE COURSE OF TESTOSTERONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY.

"WEASELPECKER" SEEMS TO HAVE UNDERTAKEN THE CHALLENGING HUNT FOR THIS CRYPTID PRIMARILY TO DEMONSTRATE HIS NEWLY FOUND "MANLINESS" TO ALL OF THE APATHETIC, UNINFORMED CITIZENS WHO ELECTED TO VOTE FOR THIS CROOK TO RETAIN HIS SEAT ON THE BENCH IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL, AND RAILROAD STATION.

THE SASQUATCH GUIDE HAS PROVIDED RECENT INFORMATION THAT "WEASELPECKER" NEEDS TO TAKE PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES TO PREVENT EXPOSURE TO BIOHAZARDS, RABIES IN THE FIRST INSTANCE.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TJlhrYh-p5Q

THE SASQUATCH GUIDE ALSO REPORTS THAT SASQUATCH DROPPINGS MAY VERY WELL BE RADIOACTIVE, THUS POSING YET ANOTHER BIO HAZARD TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sO4Qefzkr-8

MOREOVER, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE REPORTS THAT "SASQUATCH SIGN" PERSIST ON HIS PERSONAL PROPERTY, WHICH HE APTLY DESCRIBES AS A "SASQUATCH HOTSPOT," AND THAT SCIENTISTS FROM CORNELL UNIVERSITY HAVE UNDERTAKEN A STUDY OF SASQUATCH ENVIRONMENTAL FACTORS THAT MAKE THIS PARTICULAR PROPERTY PRIME HABITAT FOR SASQUATCH.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BKXvIC7XZR0

IT IS CLEAR THAT, IN ADDITION TO ACQUIRING A FULL BOX OF "DEPENDS" ADULT DIAPERS, "'WEASELPECKER" NEEDS TO ACQUIRE A HAZMAT SUIT TO PREVENT SERIOUS EXPOSURE TO BIO HAZARDS (WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE "LOADS" HE MAY DROP IN HIS DRAWERS AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF SASQUATCH).

VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME, ORCHESTRATED BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, DEMANDS PROOF FROM ONE OF THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEYS !

AS HAS BEEN SHOWN AT THIS BLOG, THE VICTIM(S) OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME ORCHESTRATED BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), AND FACILITATED BY CORRUPT ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY AUDITOR AND THIEF MIKE "THE PERV" KOVACK, HAVE BEEN SUBJECTED TO THE  MEDINA COUNTY JUDICIAL CIRCLE JERK FOR THE LONGEST TIME IN THE HOPES THAT THESE VICTIMS WOULD SIMPLY GO AWAY, ENABLING THESE CROOKS TO SWEEP THE ENTIRE MATTER UNDER THE RUG IN THEIR USUAL AND CUSTOMARY FASHION IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM..

THAT, OF COURSE, IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

A VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME HAS SENT A DISCOVERY DEMAND TO ONE OF THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEYS INVOLVED IN THIS FRAUD SCHEME, SHOWN BELOW.

From: Gregg Depew <greggdepew01@gmail.com>
Date: December 4, 2016 at 10:33:59 AM EST
To: "Bernlohr, Mark" <mwbernlohr@jacksonkelly.com>
Subject: Upcoming Phone Conference

Mr. Bernlohr,

As you are aware there is an upcoming phone conference that I requested that I wish to talk to you about.  I have been recently informed by IRS Criminal Investigative Unit that the recent ruling by Probate has now put the IRS 1041 from for my late father's estate in question as being inaccurate.  As an heir to the estate the IRS states I must claim the missing Corporate assets of Depew and Medina Drilling and also the "correct" value of the real estate (the $800,00 amount you filed with probate), as a loss on my 2016 taxes or face evasion charges along with your client.  The Medina County Treasurer and Auditor supplied notarized public records to me showing the County requested an investigation after the Treasurer and his prosecutor with him witnessed Brad Depew testify at hearing on 10-01-10 regarding tax valuations with conflicting statements and notified Ohio Tax and also Medina Sheriff.  Your client's own statements before Judge Collier and his direct retaliation to me notified authorities that I had information or some type of knowledge of criminal activity that you and Brad Depew wanted suppressed.  I am requesting you supply credible discovery/evidence to verify your opening statements from the dictated DV testimony entered as an exhibit from your May 2013 Motion to Show Cause.  

The Auditor has recently been found by Medina [CITY] Prosecutor and Ohio Tax that he Violated several confidentiality laws for his involvement.  The issues with the Police were verified in HPD's 2012 report that the Medina Prosecutor deemed to have no subject matter in the 08civ0502 hearing on 01-28-16.  You never objected and that report states an unprosecuted perjury charge for falsely representing a 2009 Hinckley incident that I not only was cleared of but your client called HPD to retract.  I require the following evidence to support your claims, 1.a complete inventory of equipment from said companies, transfer date, from George Depew to Brad Depew dated after November 2007 to match County finding with Ohio Tax.  All involvement in the Mangan vs Landmark 4LLC lawsuit that was on Channel 8, 5, 3, Medina Gazette, Akron Beacon, and plain Dealer that Brad and Fred Depew BOTH were deposed.  All Summit HD and ODH records from 5300 Hawkins Rd. Richfield Twp. regarding Bond Claims, all ODH registrations from Medina Drilling dated 1993 to present.  All ODH registrations For Depew Drilling from 1976 to present.  All Depew and Medina Drilling officer meeting minutes from 1996 to 2007 and stock transfer filings and agent filings to that date.  All rulings showing bond issues/falsify from 2001 to present.  I think you understand that I will go over your evidence at the time of the Phone Conference as you and your client are obviously unable to support your CPO claims.  

The mediation agreement that you authored and you personally testified to clearly states any probate assets found were to be split by the heirs.  Your Client and yourself are violating the Order and have after multiple hearings failed to provide credible evidence of legal ownership of anything.  Worse, I have a responsibility to pay taxes on what you and your client have not only concealed from me but also tax investigators.  

I want to bring closure to this once and for all and if you are unable to prove ownership through a legal transfer prior to 2007 of the businesses, (I remind you that I have the Ohio Tax investigation records sent to the Medina Prosecutor showing the businesses as "inheritance" dated 11-2007), the transfer of the $300,000 to George Depew for the real estate to comply with Ohio Law, and that you are aware that the CPO testimony was deemed perjured by Brad Depew as the HPD report that Prosecutor Ritcher  testified to as criminal and no bearing to the civil proceedings I will hold you and your Clients in contempt.  I also require you to remove the CPO prior to the phone conference as it was an obvious attempt to conceal probate assets that the Mediation agreement and State and Federal Law state I have full right to.  If the CPO is not removed by the time of the hearing I will have your actions reviewed by the Court as possible rule 11 issues.  I expect to have the discovery submitted to me by 12-8-2016.  It is likely that I will request more discovery from you prior to the phone conference.

Respectfully, Gregg Depew, Pro Se

THE RESPONSE FROM THE ADVERSE ATTORNEY?

On Sun, Dec 4, 2016 at 10:55 AM, Bernlohr, Mark <mwbernlohr@jacksonkelly.com> wrote:

Here is just one of many examples of things I get from mr depew on a sporadic basis.  We are requesting that the mr depew be found in violation of the permanent injunction and that mr depew be ordered to cease this conduct accordingly and the permanent injunction (and cpo which incorporates the permanent injunction) be enforced.  Thank you. 

AN EMAIL TO THE "SITTING JUDGE" ASKING HER TO MAINTAIN THE STATUS QUO, THE SAME OLD MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM JUDICIAL CIRCLE JERK!

THE VICTIM'S REPLY, SHOWN BELOW.

From: Gregg Depew <greggdepew01@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Dec 4, 2016 at 1:22 PM
Subject: Re: Upcoming Phone Conference
To: "Bernlohr, Mark" <mwbernlohr@jacksonkelly.com>

Mr. Bernlohr, I expect to receive my discovery that I requested  in a timely manner.

respectfully, Gregg Depew Pro Se

WHAT, OH WHAT, WILL THIS JAGOFF ATTORNEY DO AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT WILL THE "VISITING JUDGE" PATRICIA COSGROVE DO?

READERS SHOULD BEAR IN MIND THAT JUDGE COSGROVE PREVIOUSLY DENIED A REQUEST OF THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME TO APPOINT A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR TO INVESTIGATE AND PROSECUTE THIS FRAUD SCHEME.

IT SEEM TO THE BLOGGER THAT IT IS TIME FOR THIS JAGOFF ATTORNEY, AMONG OTHERS, TO PUT UP OR SHUT UP, AND LET "JUSTUS" PROCEED!